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 ^ That makes me lol. I have it saved too. It's true. For me anyway. I fuckin' suck at math. Booo math.
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04-06-2008, 02:15 PM
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I just want to be able to say to a girl, "Hey, I'm a guy who likes to fuck and I'm sure you're a girl who likes the same. What say we cut all the bullshit and just have a fuck? I'm not a selfish lay and I would make sure you are damn well satisfied before we finish. If you are not completely satisfied, you can even have your money back." To which she would say, "Money back? I havn't given you any money nor plan to!" To which I would then reply very slylike, "Well I guess it's true that the best things in life really are free." She swoons and then we fuck like rabbits all night. That's how it plays out in my head anyway.
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"Some songs have a special meaning for a man, in regards to a special woman. But this can backfire. Because maybe the song had deeper meaning to begin with, but now its been cheapened. "We are the world, we are the children, we are the ones who make a better life, so lets keep on givin'..." You remember that song baby? The night I fucked you in the pet cemetary? That's our song!" -Mitch Hedberg  Last edited by Cerpin Taxt; 04-06-2008 at 07:59 PM. |
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04-06-2008, 02:16 PM
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I was talking to a woman at a bar a few nights ago, and she said, "I'm old enough to be your mother! That's why you want to fuck me, isn't it?"
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4/20=Governor's Day. He needs to learn that lil Larry will never be the same again after this painful intrusion. Larry's family asks for privacy and respect while they cope with this tragic molestation. Quote:
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04-06-2008, 02:20 PM
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Did you do it? Or did that just put you right off?
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"Some songs have a special meaning for a man, in regards to a special woman. But this can backfire. Because maybe the song had deeper meaning to begin with, but now its been cheapened. "We are the world, we are the children, we are the ones who make a better life, so lets keep on givin'..." You remember that song baby? The night I fucked you in the pet cemetary? That's our song!" -Mitch Hedberg |
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04-06-2008, 02:22 PM
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I was going to do it, but one of her husband's friends walked into the bar and wouldn't leave us alone. I called her the next day but she had patched up the rift with him.
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04-06-2008, 04:18 PM
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  Politicians against Legalization support organized crime "It isn't the rebels who cause the trouble of the world... it's the troubles that cause the rebels of the world."  AARP Toker  <> RIP Matt <> |
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04-07-2008, 01:03 AM
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Meet Dick Masterson the Most Chauvinistic Man Alive - NothingToxic.com
The end is especially great, some good pwnage
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"Some songs have a special meaning for a man, in regards to a special woman. But this can backfire. Because maybe the song had deeper meaning to begin with, but now its been cheapened. "We are the world, we are the children, we are the ones who make a better life, so lets keep on givin'..." You remember that song baby? The night I fucked you in the pet cemetary? That's our song!" -Mitch Hedberg Last edited by Cerpin Taxt; 04-07-2008 at 01:07 AM. |
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04-07-2008, 01:45 AM
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 you got the ghonareaskerpamidia pie...
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Cos failure is far too depressing it would seem So they take whats given Thats your decison, I just don't consider that living If I'm to die whether or not I try I might as well let the dice fly |
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