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kamikazi89 · 04-07-2008, 04:40 PM

**Hooked** · 04-07-2008, 05:32 PM

I smuggled an opened bag of Chilean trail mix from Argentina back into Chile, without breaking a sweat. I'm a natural.

"Slingin yayo...you think I like doing this? Man, I was born into this shit..." K-Fed

Prophet Saddam · 04-07-2008, 05:37 PM

№1 · 04-07-2008, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kamikazi89

/off topic

How?

HYPERFUKBOT · 04-08-2008, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by zoltron

Nah, I wouldn't worry about it. Just be careful what you eat...& fuck for that matter. Back in the day of pre-AIDS, we thought nothing of fuckin some skank after the bars closed. Never caught a thing.

Nowadays? I'd be extra careful...there's so many diseases out there. If you smell something that seems kinda funky, steer clear of that hairy monkey!!

Yeah, well this girl claims that she only ever had sex with one dewd and that was her boyfriend that she's been on break with for like 2 weeks (they're taking a break from eachother or some shit, he's a lowlife petty larcenist)... So I mean.

She's had numerous female partners though... But yeah, no hairz. I got lucky.

Mescalito · 04-08-2008, 02:34 AM

I need some new soles for my feet. Working with children is fun but makes me tired quick as.

Cerpin Taxt · 04-08-2008, 11:22 AM

Matchu, you gotta zip up ALL of those pics you have, some of which were posted in the hot thread, and get them hosted some where...

If you'r actual library is as good as those beautys...goddamn.

shai_hulud · 04-08-2008, 06:03 PM

i should be somewhere right now but im being late on purpose.

Shaggy_420 · 04-08-2008, 06:24 PM

"i like turtles"

reames · 04-08-2008, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kamikazi89

/off topic

how can you be off topic on the random thread? bongsmilie

reames · 04-08-2008, 09:47 PM

and i think indians are pretty cool.

you know

just in general

kingmotherfuckinmidas · 04-08-2008, 09:53 PM

the best part is The Simpsons reference.

**Captain Cannabis** · 04-08-2008, 11:05 PM

i like soup

xMSx · 04-08-2008, 11:17 PM

soup gives you herpes

Porcelain · 04-08-2008, 11:39 PM

kamikazi89 · 04-09-2008, 01:08 PM

'Emotion genes' make mice squeal during sex - genetics - 03 April 2008 - New Scientist

HYPERFUKBOT · 04-09-2008, 01:10 PM

Getting your first apartment is great.
Finding the previous tenant's hair (piles of it) all over the bathroom floor and the windowsill (7 feet off the ground?!), however, is not great.

verklingen · 04-09-2008, 01:44 PM

^ use a camera with timestamps.

tedkennedy · 04-09-2008, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by kamikazi89

/off topic

i like bjork

zoltron · 04-09-2008, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by HYPERFUKBOT

Yeah, well this girl claims that she only ever had sex with one dewd and that was her boyfriend that she's been on break with for like 2 weeks (they're taking a break from eachother or some shit, he's a lowlife petty larcenist)... So I mean.

She's had numerous female partners though... But yeah, no hairz. I got lucky.

Yeah, you'll be fine, my friend. I never could understand broads who don't properly clean their snatch. Can't they smell Fisherman's Wharf between their legs? They gotta get the soap inside that 'tunnel of love' & use 1 of those brushes for washing drinking glasses to scrub the barnacles off the inner-lining of 'sweet chooch'.
Guys hav

04-07-2008, 05:32 PM	#1502 (permalink)
Hooked Hedonistic fool Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I.E.CA Posts: 5,533 Thanks: 4 Thanked 16 Times in 13 Posts	I smuggled an opened bag of Chilean trail mix from Argentina back into Chile, without breaking a sweat. I'm a natural. "Slingin yayo...you think I like doing this? Man, I was born into this shit..." K-Fed __________________ The never-ending quest to find a reason to smile...

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Cerpin Taxt Who?? Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 4,688 Thanks: 1 Thanked 13 Times in 11 Posts	Matchu, you gotta zip up ALL of those pics you have, some of which were posted in the hot thread, and get them hosted some where... If you'r actual library is as good as those beautys...goddamn. __________________ "Some songs have a special meaning for a man, in regards to a special woman. But this can backfire. Because maybe the song had deeper meaning to begin with, but now its been cheapened. "We are the world, we are the children, we are the ones who make a better life, so lets keep on givin'..." You remember that song baby? The night I fucked you in the pet cemetary? That's our song!" -Mitch Hedberg

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Mescalito Land of Smiles Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,519 Thanks: 28 Thanked 38 Times in 25 Posts	I need some new soles for my feet. Working with children is fun but makes me tired quick as.

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shai_hulud uh huh Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 777 Thanks: 24 Thanked 14 Times in 12 Posts	i should be somewhere right now but im being late on purpose.

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kingmotherfuckinmidas hps God Bless Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: on mars, under a rock, with my fingers in my ear Posts: 1,356 Thanks: 27 Thanked 33 Times in 27 Posts	the best part is The Simpsons reference. __________________ none like us, so none like us. i got a real problem with stealing from whores.

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Captain Cannabis i hate emus Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: oslo Posts: 10,445 Thanks: 346 Thanked 272 Times in 191 Posts	i like soup __________________ fuck the monkeys

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verklingen what is Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the sun Posts: 5,715 Thanks: 207 Thanked 515 Times in 302 Posts	^ use a camera with timestamps. __________________ you can't explain the rules of tennis to a dog, but he runs after it and plays with it...like the dog playing with the ball, we don't have the necessary tools needed to interpret the afterlife..until we get there, then a whole new universe is given to us. Perhaps 200 billion light years away, there's the next phase of our existance..Remember you cannot destroy energy, which is all we are... -matthew munari rip matt