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Old 04-27-2008, 06:35 PM   #1601 (permalink)
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i made this at 4:20 today while smoking a nice fat bong packbongsmilie
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Old 04-27-2008, 07:29 PM   #1602 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2008, 07:29 PM   #1603 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2008, 09:03 PM   #1604 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2008, 10:57 PM   #1605 (permalink)
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lol A friend of mine and I had a conversation extremely similar to this one like a month or two ago... minus the Star Wars referencing.

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Old 04-28-2008, 03:18 PM   #1606 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2008, 03:21 PM   #1607 (permalink)
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omzg 420 dude! thats so c00l!
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Old 04-28-2008, 08:37 PM   #1608 (permalink)
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you gotta think of what the ancient sumerians had to work with. they had no internet to tell them how badly their joked sucked so they probably just told the same joke over and over until someone killed them with a sling.
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Old 04-28-2008, 08:49 PM   #1609 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2008, 08:51 PM   #1610 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2008, 06:52 AM   #1611 (permalink)
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Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.

One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.



In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.



Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now every-one's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on
to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.

What could I do?

The woman in me took over!

I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left!!



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Old 04-30-2008, 12:24 PM   #1612 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2008, 04:31 PM   #1613 (permalink)
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Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now every-one's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on
to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left!!
LOL !! That's a good 1...but I received that joke in an e-mail about a month ago. Still funny, though.

Btw, when you say your 'Red Hat friends', are you referring to that stock that took off like a rocket about 10 years ago? RHAT is the stock initials. If you invested in that, you'd be shittin in high cotton right about now!!
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Old 05-01-2008, 06:51 AM   #1615 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2008, 09:58 PM   #1616 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2008, 10:10 PM   #1617 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2008, 06:12 PM   #1618 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2008, 06:16 PM   #1619 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2008, 06:47 PM   #1620 (permalink)
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