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![]() i made this at 4:20 today while smoking a nice fat bong packbongsmilie
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krunk do you want some fresh fromunda cheese
i made it myself
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"Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner |
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lol A friend of mine and I had a conversation extremely similar to this one like a month or two ago... minus the Star Wars referencing. ![]()
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand before you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot each other. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too.
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Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now every-one's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left!! ![]()
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!! That's a good 1...but I received that joke in an e-mail about a month ago. Still funny, though. ![]() Btw, when you say your 'Red Hat friends', are you referring to that stock that took off like a rocket about 10 years ago? RHAT is the stock initials. If you invested in that, you'd be shittin in high cotton right about now!! ![]()
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so far the big winner is: tupac on the jew fro
(mix it up ) method man edit: my bad, wrong thread
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hps God Bless
Join Date: Feb 2002
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pollen sucks and so does leaving your phone at someone's house.
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