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Old 05-02-2008, 09:07 PM   #1621 (permalink)
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you gotta think of what the ancient sumerians had to work with. they had no internet to tell them how badly their joked sucked so they probably just told the same joke over and over until someone killed them with a sling.
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:46 PM   #1622 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2008, 11:05 PM   #1623 (permalink)
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energy beers, whoah dude, 5 of these will fuck ur shit up
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Old 05-02-2008, 11:43 PM   #1624 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2008, 11:44 PM   #1625 (permalink)
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energy beers, whoah dude, 5 of these will fuck ur shit up
what the hell? can you say bad for the heart?
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damn i thought this thread was about shorty needing the dick. and no tits? really? c'mon my fucking forefathers fought so i'd be able to grow up and see tits on the intraweb at the drop of a tits or gtfo.

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Old 05-03-2008, 06:32 AM   #1626 (permalink)
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Like, Sparks?
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Old 05-03-2008, 09:06 AM   #1627 (permalink)
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Old 05-03-2008, 09:21 AM   #1628 (permalink)
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i have really bad gas and i ate a lot of beans yesterday.

i wonder if it is a coincidence...
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Old 05-03-2008, 04:08 PM   #1629 (permalink)
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i have really bad gas and i ate a lot of beans yesterday.

i wonder if it is a coincidence...
Were you listening to The Stones' Jumpin' Jack Flash? Because "it's a gas, gas, gas!!"
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Old 05-03-2008, 04:12 PM   #1630 (permalink)
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If you like popping those bubble-wrap sheets for mailing something, check this out:

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Old 05-03-2008, 05:12 PM   #1631 (permalink)
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Old 05-03-2008, 08:48 PM   #1632 (permalink)
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you gotta think of what the ancient sumerians had to work with. they had no internet to tell them how badly their joked sucked so they probably just told the same joke over and over until someone killed them with a sling.
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Old 05-05-2008, 07:48 PM   #1633 (permalink)
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what the fuck is up with your sig man
weird shit
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Old 05-05-2008, 09:45 PM   #1634 (permalink)
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i think i'm going to move into an assisted living facility for senior citizens. we would fuck it up. i'd shit my pants all the time and be administered sponge baths by obese mid-40ish black woman. i would convince her to buy a sexy novelty nurse outfit when she bathed me. she would eventually move in with me at the assisted living facility and we would both shit our pants. we would make a majority of our money from a meth lab hidden in the boiler room. the elderly love to have sex on methamphetamine . an unusually high amount of heart attacks would occur about 6 months into the operation. local investigators would eventually uncover our operation, and this would launch a federal investigation. all charges will be dropped though, because i would pimp out my big hot wife to the judge who coincidentally shares the same fetish interests as myself.
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:34 PM   #1635 (permalink)
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weird shit
Huh? .............. .................... ..

That's a mom about to give her baby the talking milk-bag.

It's 1 of those beautiful 'life-moments'.
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:46 PM   #1636 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2008, 05:22 PM   #1637 (permalink)
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Old 05-13-2008, 08:21 PM   #1638 (permalink)
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The Hindus, for their period of history, had extremely vast ideas of space and time. They had the theory that the hiding part of the universal game goes on for 4,320,000 years; a period called kalpa in Sanskrit. The "dreaming" part is followed by the "waking" part. The dreaming is the hiding where the Godhead imagines that it is all of us. Then for another 4,320,000 years there is a period of awakening, and at the end of that begins the dream again. The dreaming period is further subdivided into four stages. The first stage is the longest, and is the best. During that stage, the dream is beautiful. The second stage is not quite so long, and is a little unsettling. There is an element of instabilitiy in it, a certain touch of insecurity. In the third stage, which is shorter still, the forces of light and the forces of darnkess - or good and evil - are equally balanced, and things are beginning to look rather dangerous. In the fourth stage, the shortest of them all, the negative, dark, or evil side triumphs, and the wh