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NickNasty · 07-13-2008, 06:23 PM

Why So Serious?

Night Life · 07-13-2008, 06:47 PM

i fuckin hate my job.

Logan's Heroes · 07-13-2008, 06:52 PM

Everybody hates their job. Who wants to work?

I don't like the way my fingers smell like metal when I'm done playing guitar.

Seeds&Stems · 07-14-2008, 07:19 AM

a funny game name would be Greenland Transit Forensic Officers: Steel Tundra Force Undercover. or GTFO:STFU.

NickNasty · 07-14-2008, 07:13 PM

Sanity is subjective

Vertigo · 07-14-2008, 08:42 PM

if you didnt hate your job it would be a hobby.

Shaggy_420 · 07-14-2008, 11:14 PM

i need a job
just for the money
i dont care how much i'll hate it
at least if im gettin money to afford a half eight a week im good
sick of tryin to conserve a gram sack for a whole week

**AlteredStateGrl** · 07-15-2008, 08:28 AM

I'm painting my fingernails and toes with Twisted Pink polish. Its new. I got it yesterday. Loooove it!

zoltron · 07-15-2008, 03:37 PM

Our dog has diabetes, requiring daily insulin shots. I'm going to take 1 of poochy's rigs...break-off the needle part...crush 2 of my methadones & mix with water...then squirt the kit & kaboodle straight up my ass.
I can just picture the look on my wife's face if she saw me doing that. LMAO [literally]!!

Blue_Dolphin · 07-15-2008, 03:44 PM

A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. Tee-shirt.

"Why are you wearing a ‘Thank God It's Friday’ tee-shirt on Monday?"

"Oh crap!" the blonde says. "I didn't realize it was a religious T-shirt.”

“I thought it meant Tits Go In Front!”

turmaline · 07-15-2008, 04:07 PM

I hate Sally off Coronation St. she didn't give Liam the message!

**AlteredStateGrl** · 07-17-2008, 01:01 PM

sugar tits. i love the saying. so i was thinking it would be cool to put sugar on my tits...a la sandy tits.

that would be cool.

**AlteredStateGrl** · 07-17-2008, 01:17 PM

now that i think about that...it would probably end up being a sticky mess, but would make for a pretty picture!

snowmayne · 07-17-2008, 02:41 PM

tits or gtfo

you asked for it

№1 · 07-17-2008, 03:05 PM

sugary tits or gtfo.

Shaggy_420 · 07-17-2008, 11:23 PM

im thinking about growing some herbage
its still 13/11 lighting out here in henderson
probably too hot though
it averages 108 out here

all_toked_up · 07-18-2008, 12:01 AM

^ indoors for the win!

anywho i'm drunk from playing many games of beer pong!

Jakeisuseless · 07-18-2008, 05:29 PM

Some bitches need to back the fuck up.

turmaline · 07-18-2008, 05:51 PM

some men God!!

*punches a teddy bear!

Shaggy_420 · 07-18-2008, 10:00 PM

i think im actually go through with that growing plan
i think im gonna do a little stealth grow in one of my old speakers

07-13-2008, 06:47 PM	#1742 (permalink)
Night Life Stoner Reaking Havoc Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Nashville,TN Posts: 760 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	i fuckin hate my job. __________________ "wanna get high" -towelie- Southpark How would life be if the world smoked weed? Guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, See, it's hell, Living in a cell, Legalize the plant only time will tell. -KMK- - America, land of the free, Free to the power of the people in uniform - If It Aint Natural, Then It Aint Real.

07-13-2008, 06:52 PM	#1743 (permalink)
Logan's Heroes Heroism...dirt cheap Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Two weeks from everywhere... a geographical oddity Posts: 54 Thanks: 20 Thanked 20 Times in 12 Posts	Everybody hates their job. Who wants to work? I don't like the way my fingers smell like metal when I'm done playing guitar. __________________ The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waistes and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"... ...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

07-14-2008, 11:14 PM	#1747 (permalink)
Shaggy_420 Marijuana Consumer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NV Posts: 871 Thanks: 203 Thanked 69 Times in 37 Posts	i need a job just for the money i dont care how much i'll hate it at least if im gettin money to afford a half eight a week im good sick of tryin to conserve a gram sack for a whole week __________________ "Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner

07-15-2008, 08:28 AM	#1748 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 8,333 Thanks: 340 Thanked 158 Times in 98 Posts	I'm painting my fingernails and toes with Twisted Pink polish. Its new. I got it yesterday. Loooove it! __________________

07-15-2008, 03:37 PM	#1749 (permalink)
zoltron /.\+/.\+/.\ Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: left right here Posts: 5,728 Thanks: 51 Thanked 55 Times in 42 Posts	Our dog has diabetes, requiring daily insulin shots. I'm going to take 1 of poochy's rigs...break-off the needle part...crush 2 of my methadones & mix with water...then squirt the kit & kaboodle straight up my ass. I can just picture the look on my wife's face if she saw me doing that. LMAO [literally]!! __________________ Politicians against Legalization support organized crime AARP Toker <> RIP Matt <>

07-15-2008, 03:44 PM	#1750 (permalink)
Blue_Dolphin Princess Join Date: May 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,699 Thanks: 41 Thanked 67 Times in 42 Posts	A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. Tee-shirt. "Why are you wearing a ‘Thank God It's Friday’ tee-shirt on Monday?" "Oh crap!" the blonde says. "I didn't realize it was a religious T-shirt.” “I thought it meant Tits Go In Front!” __________________

07-15-2008, 04:07 PM	#1751 (permalink)
turmaline YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 290 Thanks: 2 Thanked 29 Times in 22 Posts	I hate Sally off Coronation St. she didn't give Liam the message! __________________

07-17-2008, 01:01 PM	#1752 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 8,333 Thanks: 340 Thanked 158 Times in 98 Posts	sugar tits. i love the saying. so i was thinking it would be cool to put sugar on my tits...a la sandy tits. that would be cool. __________________

07-17-2008, 01:17 PM	#1753 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 8,333 Thanks: 340 Thanked 158 Times in 98 Posts	now that i think about that...it would probably end up being a sticky mess, but would make for a pretty picture! __________________

07-17-2008, 02:41 PM	#1754 (permalink)
snowmayne lolwut? Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: your moms Posts: 4,120 Thanks: 6 Thanked 37 Times in 24 Posts	tits or gtfo you asked for it __________________ \|0/\o\| High Five Little Buddy Live Long Dance Squad reppin #yahooka reppin yahooka fantasy football champ 07 soon to be 08

07-17-2008, 03:05 PM	#1755 (permalink)
№1 Better than you. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: out there Posts: 8,857 Thanks: 24 Thanked 86 Times in 67 Posts	sugary tits or gtfo. __________________ "You can't play in the middle of the road if you've never seen the far curb..." Doug Stanhope --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Hell

07-17-2008, 11:23 PM	#1756 (permalink)
Shaggy_420 Marijuana Consumer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NV Posts: 871 Thanks: 203 Thanked 69 Times in 37 Posts	im thinking about growing some herbage its still 13/11 lighting out here in henderson probably too hot though it averages 108 out here __________________ "Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner

07-18-2008, 12:01 AM	#1757 (permalink)
all_toked_up The Forbidden plant Join Date: May 2006 Location: So. Ill Posts: 1,072 Thanks: 38 Thanked 38 Times in 33 Posts	^ indoors for the win! anywho i'm drunk from playing many games of beer pong!

07-18-2008, 05:51 PM	#1759 (permalink)
turmaline YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 290 Thanks: 2 Thanked 29 Times in 22 Posts	some men God!! *punches a teddy bear! __________________

07-18-2008, 10:00 PM	#1760 (permalink)
Shaggy_420 Marijuana Consumer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NV Posts: 871 Thanks: 203 Thanked 69 Times in 37 Posts	i think im actually go through with that growing plan i think im gonna do a little stealth grow in one of my old speakers __________________ "Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner