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Blue_Dolphin · 07-22-2008, 04:12 PM

Spiderman Will Make You Gay by Rob Manuel [B3TA : WE LOVE THE WEB]

**Captain Cannabis** · 07-22-2008, 04:19 PM

this is what i found in the forest.

and another

turmaline · 07-22-2008, 05:24 PM

awesome!!^

zoltron · 07-22-2008, 06:12 PM

This lady was pregnant with triplets & she got shot 3 times in a hold-up. She survived & so did her unborn triplets, but the doctors said they couldn't remove the bullets. The bullets were lodged in the fetuses & if left alone, everyone would be fine.
The triplets [2 girls & a boy] were born just fine. 12 years pass & 1 of the girls comes running outta the bathroom screaming, "Mommy, I was just peeing & a bullet came out of my snatch!!" [she was 12 & called it a 'snatch'?]. Mom explained about her getting mugged & how she was shot, but it was nothing to worry about.
About a week passes & the 2nd girl comes running outta the bathroom, screaming how she just pissed-out a bullet. Mom tells her the story & she's just fine.
The next week, the boy comes running outta the bathroom screaming...the mom says, "Yeah, I know...you just pissed-out a bullet." & he says, "No, I was in the bathroom jerking-off & I think I just shot & killed the dog!!"

turmaline · 07-22-2008, 06:36 PM

hahaha^

there's a screw sticking out of this chair into my butt.

stupid chair.

Bradford · 07-22-2008, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaggy_420

i think im actually go through with that growing plan
i think im gonna do a little stealth grow in one of my old speakers

Sounds like a baaaaaaaaad idea.

Roach · 07-22-2008, 08:49 PM

^ small idea.

Bradford · 07-22-2008, 10:13 PM

Yes.

Yes indeed.

Shaggy_420 · 07-22-2008, 11:57 PM

well im not gonna anymore
turns out i cant open the speakers without clipping the wire than connects the actual speakers to something

Patrick Rue · 07-23-2008, 12:08 AM

I hope someone hits you in the face with a big piece of wood.

Shaggy_420 · 07-23-2008, 12:11 AM

why
because you idolize a FORMER CORRECTIONAL OFFICER
you queer

Bradford · 07-23-2008, 12:15 AM

I'm pretty sure rick ross has nothing to do with his reasoning.

Shaggy_420 · 07-23-2008, 12:22 AM

or is it because i planned to gorw herb and jealousy has set in

Bradford · 07-23-2008, 12:05 PM

Weedwax · 07-23-2008, 01:13 PM

<kingbongo> well how will you like it when your woman has a fetus hanging off her tit and she wont fuck no matter what

all_toked_up · 07-24-2008, 02:11 AM

the late night yahookans are very active tonight!

zoltron · 07-24-2008, 03:13 PM

Just received a package from 1 of my grower buddies....

1/4 of Kali Mist...1/4 of C-99...1/4 of Super Silver Haze...1/4 of Amsterdamage...& just for shits & giggles, a 1/2 of Grapefruit [not the fruit...the weed name]. Plus I have a mason jar full of BR 1947. I'm shittin in high cotton now, my friends. I'm really amazed at how quickly it arrived!! 2 days from about 800 miles away, but I won't mention what method was used.

I am 1 set muthafucka & about to be 1 stoned old man...

Roach · 07-24-2008, 03:21 PM

07-22-2008, 04:12 PM	#1761 (permalink)
Blue_Dolphin Princess Join Date: May 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,737 Thanks: 64 Thanked 72 Times in 47 Posts	Spiderman Will Make You Gay by Rob Manuel [B3TA : WE LOVE THE WEB] __________________

07-22-2008, 04:19 PM	#1762 (permalink)
Captain Cannabis i hate emus Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: oslo Posts: 10,445 Thanks: 346 Thanked 272 Times in 191 Posts	this is what i found in the forest. and another __________________ fuck the monkeys

07-22-2008, 05:24 PM	#1763 (permalink)
turmaline YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 350 Thanks: 5 Thanked 40 Times in 29 Posts	awesome!!^ __________________

07-22-2008, 06:12 PM	#1764 (permalink)
zoltron just a family guy... Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: left right here Posts: 5,825 Thanks: 76 Thanked 70 Times in 54 Posts	This lady was pregnant with triplets & she got shot 3 times in a hold-up. She survived & so did her unborn triplets, but the doctors said they couldn't remove the bullets. The bullets were lodged in the fetuses & if left alone, everyone would be fine. The triplets [2 girls & a boy] were born just fine. 12 years pass & 1 of the girls comes running outta the bathroom screaming, "Mommy, I was just peeing & a bullet came out of my snatch!!" [she was 12 & called it a 'snatch'?]. Mom explained about her getting mugged & how she was shot, but it was nothing to worry about. About a week passes & the 2nd girl comes running outta the bathroom, screaming how she just pissed-out a bullet. Mom tells her the story & she's just fine. The next week, the boy comes running outta the bathroom screaming...the mom says, "Yeah, I know...you just pissed-out a bullet." & he says, "No, I was in the bathroom jerking-off & I think I just shot & killed the dog!!" __________________ Politicians against Legalization support organized crime "It isn't the rebels who cause the trouble of the world... it's the troubles that cause the rebels of the world." AARP Toker <> RIP Matt <>

07-22-2008, 06:36 PM	#1765 (permalink)
turmaline YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 350 Thanks: 5 Thanked 40 Times in 29 Posts	hahaha^ there's a screw sticking out of this chair into my butt. stupid chair. __________________

07-22-2008, 08:49 PM	#1767 (permalink)
Roach ~ Ultima Hombre ~ Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: @.com Posts: 4,819 Thanks: 67 Thanked 100 Times in 86 Posts	^ small idea. __________________ monkeyfucker وفاة لالكفار.

07-22-2008, 10:13 PM	#1768 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 1,037 Thanks: 67 Thanked 20 Times in 11 Posts	Yes. Yes indeed. __________________ R.I.P. Governor Ok Mr. Mayor, feast your ears on THAT spin doctors mix! You can't hurt my feelings so feel free to photoshop my pictures or harass me for no good reason. Add this to your sig if you appreciate deprecating humor and wish to play along.

07-22-2008, 11:57 PM	#1769 (permalink)
Shaggy_420 Marijuana Consumer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NV Posts: 876 Thanks: 203 Thanked 69 Times in 37 Posts	well im not gonna anymore turns out i cant open the speakers without clipping the wire than connects the actual speakers to something __________________ "Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner

07-23-2008, 12:11 AM	#1771 (permalink)
Shaggy_420 Marijuana Consumer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NV Posts: 876 Thanks: 203 Thanked 69 Times in 37 Posts	why because you idolize a FORMER CORRECTIONAL OFFICER you queer __________________ "Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner

07-23-2008, 12:15 AM	#1772 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 1,037 Thanks: 67 Thanked 20 Times in 11 Posts	I'm pretty sure rick ross has nothing to do with his reasoning. __________________ R.I.P. Governor Ok Mr. Mayor, feast your ears on THAT spin doctors mix! You can't hurt my feelings so feel free to photoshop my pictures or harass me for no good reason. Add this to your sig if you appreciate deprecating humor and wish to play along.

07-23-2008, 12:22 AM	#1773 (permalink)
Shaggy_420 Marijuana Consumer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NV Posts: 876 Thanks: 203 Thanked 69 Times in 37 Posts	or is it because i planned to gorw herb and jealousy has set in __________________ "Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner

07-23-2008, 12:05 PM	#1774 (permalink)
Bradford If we must die... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: My house. Posts: 1,037 Thanks: 67 Thanked 20 Times in 11 Posts	__________________ R.I.P. Governor Ok Mr. Mayor, feast your ears on THAT spin doctors mix! You can't hurt my feelings so feel free to photoshop my pictures or harass me for no good reason. Add this to your sig if you appreciate deprecating humor and wish to play along.

07-24-2008, 02:11 AM	#1776 (permalink)
all_toked_up The Forbidden plant Join Date: May 2006 Location: So. Ill Posts: 1,077 Thanks: 38 Thanked 38 Times in 33 Posts	the late night yahookans are very active tonight!

07-24-2008, 03:13 PM	#1777 (permalink)
zoltron just a family guy... Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: left right here Posts: 5,825 Thanks: 76 Thanked 70 Times in 54 Posts	Just received a package from 1 of my grower buddies.... 1/4 of Kali Mist...1/4 of C-99...1/4 of Super Silver Haze...1/4 of Amsterdamage...& just for shits & giggles, a 1/2 of Grapefruit [not the fruit...the weed name]. Plus I have a mason jar full of BR 1947. I'm shittin in high cotton now, my friends. I'm really amazed at how quickly it arrived!! 2 days from about 800 miles away, but I won't mention what method was used. I am 1 set muthafucka & about to be 1 stoned old man... __________________ Politicians against Legalization support organized crime "It isn't the rebels who cause the trouble of the world... it's the troubles that cause the rebels of the world." AARP Toker <> RIP Matt <>

07-24-2008, 03:21 PM	#1778 (permalink)
Roach ~ Ultima Hombre ~ Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: @.com Posts: 4,819 Thanks: 67 Thanked 100 Times in 86 Posts