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08-28-2008, 08:35 PM
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08-28-2008, 09:16 PM
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"Some songs have a special meaning for a man, in regards to a special woman. But this can backfire. Because maybe the song had deeper meaning to begin with, but now its been cheapened. "We are the world, we are the children, we are the ones who make a better life, so lets keep on givin'..." You remember that song baby? The night I fucked you in the pet cemetary? That's our song!" -Mitch Hedberg  |
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08-29-2008, 03:20 PM
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My friend recently had a birthday corn roast. At the end of the night when all the booze had been drunk my male friend who was supposed to go sleep in a trailer with his wife, drunkenly stumbled into the farmhouse. There he proceeded to stumble up to my friends mom's bedroom, she's in her 60's. He took off all of his clothes and jumped into bed with her.
He didn't talk to anyone for the next couple of days due to his anxiety. At the same party some crazy drunk chick showed up..."not me" and proceeded to talk dirty to all the guys even grabbling somre buy the genitalia, then attacked one of the guests for no reason...lol "no not me" I wasn't that bad honestly. This makes me happy to be sobre seeing this kind of behavior.
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08-29-2008, 03:30 PM
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vowels make consonants their bitches.
you cant even say a consonant without using vowel sounds.. thats pimpin. like B, you have to say Bee or w/e O straight up no consonants. U is straight letter pimpin.
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08-29-2008, 05:47 PM
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08-29-2008, 06:38 PM
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08-29-2008, 09:01 PM
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08-31-2008, 09:13 PM
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In loving memory of Scrambles the stuffed mouse, who was blown up by an M-80, a roman candle and other assorted artillery last night
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09-02-2008, 12:14 PM
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"There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the U.S., and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos, and entertainers. Their satanic music, jazz, and swing, result from marijuana usage. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and any others."
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09-02-2008, 02:44 PM
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'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation' Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.' 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
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