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turmaline · 09-04-2008, 10:53 AM

looks like three empty hamburger buns.

shakeNbake06 · 09-05-2008, 07:36 AM

lol

boatman · 09-05-2008, 02:30 PM

Have you ever taken a power shit?I'm not talking about one of those really nasty paint peeling odiferious type shits but a true high compression power shit?Its truely amazing when one does take one because it only happens once or twice in a life time.It starts out as a really deep rumble and instantly you know this is no ordinary shit you are bout to take.You make your way to the commode and when you sit down it feels like a bomb is about to go off.That dirt clod comes flying out of your ass with such force that it instantly vaporizes the water thats in the bowl and you realize you've done something truely special.You've just taken a real power shit.Congratulations on a shit well taken.

**30_Units** · 09-05-2008, 02:39 PM

take some opioids^increase that in frequency.

chickadee · 09-05-2008, 02:40 PM

I dog is on dogbook and has 55 friends.... so far. She really does. Dogs are awesome. Animals are awesome.

zoltron · 09-05-2008, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boatman

Have you ever taken a power shit?I'm not talking about one of those really nasty paint peeling odiferious type shits but a true high compression power shit?Its truely amazing when one does take one because it only happens once or twice in a life time.It starts out as a really deep rumble and instantly you know this is no ordinary shit you are bout to take.You make your way to the commode and when you sit down it feels like a bomb is about to go off.That dirt clod comes flying out of your ass with such force that it instantly vaporizes the water thats in the bowl and you realize you've done something truely special.You've just taken a real power shit.Congratulations on a shit well taken.

I love those!! That's a beautiful thing!! The shit is flyin outta your ass like a fire-hose on crack. Especially the ones where you're trying to get home as quick as possible...go running into the can while undoing your pants...get right to the toilet & let fly!!

1 of life's simple pleasures, without a doubt!!

kamikazi89 · 09-07-2008, 09:36 AM

dude, i am not to blame for your misfortunes

./endof story

Krunk · 09-16-2008, 05:50 PM

i don't have any clean socks
i don't want to do laundry
i can't drive to the store to buy socks because
i don't have any clean socks

life is hard

slapstick · 09-16-2008, 06:02 PM

when I found out my old math teacher was in italy, I realized how much I liked her when she was here.

my_scatterheart · 09-16-2008, 06:44 PM

Depression has led me to not eat much/lose some weight the past few months. I really like the way my ribs feel.

slapstick · 09-16-2008, 06:55 PM

if you stick your finger in your nose whilst yawning, your nose will run uncontrollably for a while.

mr.dunzt · 09-16-2008, 07:31 PM

why didn't i tell the dentist that tylenol 3 would not help...i hate being a "new patient" but if i would have asked for percocet, she would have looked at me like a crack head, oh well...i'll just wait a few days, see if the antibiotics help, but i know it wont...damn it. i should have just told her...

NickNasty · 09-16-2008, 07:45 PM

One good thing about getting colds is that it cuts down on the amount of smoking and drinking one does in a week. and that's good for the ole' budget.

Vertigo · 09-16-2008, 10:34 PM

sometimes i sit and think about my future, and if i should take the 2,000 dollar a week paycheck and try exotic dancing...

slapstick · 09-16-2008, 10:34 PM

in other news, I now have an avatar.
or, appearantly I don't.

zoltron · 09-16-2008, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapstick

when I found out my old math teacher was in italy, I realized how much I liked her when she was here.

Did she make the 'dago' by quickly?

Sorry...I couldn't resist.

kamikazi89 · 09-17-2008, 06:33 AM

finally

Charley Phogg · 09-17-2008, 11:04 AM

God damnit, I just lost the game

slapstick · 09-17-2008, 01:03 PM

Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday

now that is some funny shit.

Vertigo · 09-17-2008, 09:37 PM

secret underground *burp* vault...... .

09-04-2008, 10:53 AM	#1881 (permalink)
turmaline YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 350 Thanks: 5 Thanked 40 Times in 29 Posts	looks like three empty hamburger buns. __________________

09-05-2008, 02:30 PM	#1883 (permalink)
boatman backyard chemist Join Date: May 2006 Location: ntx Posts: 31 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 8 Thanked 10 Times in 6 Posts	Power Shit Have you ever taken a power shit?I'm not talking about one of those really nasty paint peeling odiferious type shits but a true high compression power shit?Its truely amazing when one does take one because it only happens once or twice in a life time.It starts out as a really deep rumble and instantly you know this is no ordinary shit you are bout to take.You make your way to the commode and when you sit down it feels like a bomb is about to go off.That dirt clod comes flying out of your ass with such force that it instantly vaporizes the water thats in the bowl and you realize you've done something truely special.You've just taken a real power shit.Congratulations on a shit well taken. __________________ I never saw a wild thing feel sorry for itself.A bird will fall frozen from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.

09-05-2008, 02:39 PM	#1884 (permalink)
30_Units Heart'saBroken Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 4,763 Thanks: 27 Thanked 151 Times in 91 Posts	take some opioids^increase that in frequency. __________________ "There is no man, however wise, who has not at some period of his youth said things, or lived in a way the consciousness of which is so unpleasant to him in later life that he would gladly, if he could, expunge it from his memory." -- Marcel Proust The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. --George Bernard Shaw

09-16-2008, 05:50 PM	#1888 (permalink)
Krunk Forum Modulator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: 2up2down Posts: 835 Thanks: 92 Thanked 100 Times in 70 Posts	i don't have any clean socks i don't want to do laundry i can't drive to the store to buy socks because i don't have any clean socks life is hard __________________

09-16-2008, 06:02 PM	#1889 (permalink)
slapstick Who was phone?! Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 402 Thanks: 3 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	when I found out my old math teacher was in italy, I realized how much I liked her when she was here. __________________ Endorphins. sounds like dolphins, tastes like shit. -friend 'o mine. I dunno about your uvula tho you should probably stop touching it to strange penises - mercury

09-05-2008, 07:36 AM	#1882 (permalink)
shakeNbake06 YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 420 Thanks: 5 Thanked 30 Times in 11 Posts	lol

09-05-2008, 02:40 PM	#1885 (permalink)
chickadee YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: california Posts: 92 Thanks: 20 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	I dog is on dogbook and has 55 friends.... so far. She really does. Dogs are awesome. Animals are awesome.

09-16-2008, 06:44 PM	#1890 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 275 Thanks: 31 Thanked 37 Times in 29 Posts	Depression has led me to not eat much/lose some weight the past few months. I really like the way my ribs feel. __________________ You are beautiful.

09-16-2008, 06:55 PM	#1891 (permalink)
slapstick Who was phone?! Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 402 Thanks: 3 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	if you stick your finger in your nose whilst yawning, your nose will run uncontrollably for a while. __________________ Endorphins. sounds like dolphins, tastes like shit. -friend 'o mine. I dunno about your uvula tho you should probably stop touching it to strange penises - mercury

09-16-2008, 07:31 PM	#1892 (permalink)
mr.dunzt DuNzT Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In Da Durrrty SON Posts: 79 Thanks: 13 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	why didn't i tell the dentist that tylenol 3 would not help...i hate being a "new patient" but if i would have asked for percocet, she would have looked at me like a crack head, oh well...i'll just wait a few days, see if the antibiotics help, but i know it wont...damn it. i should have just told her... __________________ ...not a human doing, not a human thinking. I am a human being... Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? Why did the fish get kicked out of school? Cause he was caught with seaweed.

09-16-2008, 07:45 PM	#1893 (permalink)
NickNasty fuck ideology Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Daniel Shays' Stomping Ground Posts: 779 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 59 Thanked 20 Times in 14 Posts	One good thing about getting colds is that it cuts down on the amount of smoking and drinking one does in a week. and that's good for the ole' budget. __________________ "Corporations, which should be the carefully restrained creatures of the law and the servants of the people, are fast becoming the people's masters." - President Grover Cleveland, 1888 We The People Congress, November 5 Movement

09-16-2008, 10:34 PM	#1894 (permalink)
Vertigo ??????? Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: So Cal Posts: 315 Thanks: 70 Thanked 21 Times in 20 Posts	sometimes i sit and think about my future, and if i should take the 2,000 dollar a week paycheck and try exotic dancing...

09-16-2008, 10:34 PM	#1895 (permalink)
slapstick Who was phone?! Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 402 Thanks: 3 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	in other news, I now have an avatar. or, appearantly I don't. __________________ Endorphins. sounds like dolphins, tastes like shit. -friend 'o mine. I dunno about your uvula tho you should probably stop touching it to strange penises - mercury

09-17-2008, 11:04 AM	#1898 (permalink)
Charley Phogg A Devious Degenerate Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 459 Thanks: 21 Thanked 22 Times in 19 Posts	God damnit, I just lost the game __________________ Too drunk to light the bong, to stoned to write this song.

09-17-2008, 01:03 PM	#1899 (permalink)
slapstick Who was phone?! Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 402 Thanks: 3 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday now that is some funny shit. __________________ Endorphins. sounds like dolphins, tastes like shit. -friend 'o mine. I dunno about your uvula tho you should probably stop touching it to strange penises - mercury

09-17-2008, 09:37 PM	#1900 (permalink)
Vertigo ??????? Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: So Cal Posts: 315 Thanks: 70 Thanked 21 Times in 20 Posts	secret underground burp vault...... .