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№1 · 09-02-2007, 02:53 PM

Please post random thoughts here.

The cheese at 7-11 is spicy, but the cheese at am/pm isn't.

mr.nobody · 09-02-2007, 02:55 PM

5 cents above norm.

**AlteredStateGrl** · 09-02-2007, 03:03 PM

* i wonder if i should put that i'm picking my nose....*

Patrick Rue · 09-02-2007, 03:04 PM

i heard my old boss was getting a new job

osirus2020 · 09-02-2007, 03:14 PM

As a boss?

mr.nobody · 09-02-2007, 03:20 PM

Shiesty Bitch

Rogue · 09-02-2007, 03:32 PM

I just crapped.

kushBurnSlow · 09-02-2007, 03:58 PM

i would say that mcdonalds has arguably the best fries in town

mr.nobody · 09-02-2007, 04:01 PM

I would say Wendys has one of the best tasting burgers....

Jake_Armstrong · 09-02-2007, 04:24 PM

Ive had too much beer in the last couple days, and now I'm farting like crazy. My stomache is all bloated and every 5 min or so, I let out a horrible, ass ripping, room clearing, fart. It's making my eyes water.

09-02-2007, 04:39 PM

must get out, and stay out

Juicy_J · 09-02-2007, 04:59 PM

I should have went to the cave this week and got some acid.

snuffleupagus · 09-02-2007, 05:13 PM

how does sound bounce?
and
does sound have a gravitational pull?

Smoke Break · 09-02-2007, 05:32 PM

I have a headache.

09-02-2007, 05:36 PM

my eyes hurt

fenderbender · 09-02-2007, 06:03 PM

oatmeal cookies are quite good

clive · 09-02-2007, 06:15 PM

i want some weed

AK+ · 09-02-2007, 06:35 PM

Today I shit in the woods.

I was cutting wood with my dad early this morning, think 7:30. I had eaten two "breakfast sandwhiches", fucking crusty bread and overcooked eggs. Lame bacon too thick and undercooked. After my third Camel I knew it was gonna happen. I stay mad regular, always shitting after the first few smokes of the day. Combined with the sandwhiches wreaking havoc on my bowels, I had no choice! Why hadn't I shat in the house when I knew I was going to need to very soon? I could have forced it out, even though it wasn't 100% ripe at that point. I think I subconsciously wanted to shit in the woods. I grabbed a handful of KFC napkins from the glove box and hit the woods. It took forever to find a suitable shit spot. We were in the deep Maine woods, but I was still paranoid someone would stumble upon me. No one should have to see that. Finally I found the perfect stump. About a eight inches off the ground and totally covered with soft moss, it was perfect. I hunkered down with my left ass cheek supported on the stump and then took a shit.

reverie · 09-02-2007, 06:42 PM

I cant believe my father has facebook.

Rogue · 09-02-2007, 07:22 PM

IT TIME SNOO-SNOO!

...Futurama is funny!

09-02-2007, 02:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
№1 Better than you. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: out there Posts: 8,767 Thanks: 14 Thanked 57 Times in 46 Posts	Random... Please post random thoughts here. The cheese at 7-11 is spicy, but the cheese at am/pm isn't. __________________ "No, improvising is wonderful. But, the thing is that you cannot improvise unless you know exactly what you're doing. " Christopher Walken --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Hell

09-02-2007, 03:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl Missin' My FAE <3 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops Posts: 7,947 Thanks: 201 Thanked 77 Times in 53 Posts	* i wonder if i should put that i'm picking my nose....* __________________

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Patrick Rue Boss of Bluntville Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 16,368 Thanks: 349 Thanked 234 Times in 113 Posts	i heard my old boss was getting a new job __________________ 6 Month Plan

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kushBurnSlow YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i would say that mcdonalds has arguably the best fries in town __________________ You know I'm smoking the best I ain't got to brag The young fly nigga with the Georgia swag

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Juicy_J hed (hed) hed Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Midwest-(6)1(8) Posts: 805 Thanks: 34 Thanked 17 Times in 15 Posts	I should have went to the cave this week and got some acid. __________________ *Illinois Tokers - Juicy_JHedonsall_t oked_upStonie JoRogueMadyriAdid as420ArtOfWar OMGchia123* "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me". Hunter S. Thompson

09-02-2007, 03:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
Rogue I am the Oncoming Storm. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: IL Posts: 144 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I just crapped.

09-02-2007, 04:24 PM	#10 (permalink)
Jake_Armstrong YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: elsewhere Posts: 1,186 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Ive had too much beer in the last couple days, and now I'm farting like crazy. My stomache is all bloated and every 5 min or so, I let out a horrible, ass ripping, room clearing, fart. It's making my eyes water.

09-02-2007, 04:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
kamikazi89 Guest Posts: n/a	must get out, and stay out

09-02-2007, 05:13 PM	#13 (permalink)
snuffleupagus the queen slug Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 176 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	how does sound bounce? and does sound have a gravitational pull? __________________ this world is hopeless, but i love it anyway.

09-02-2007, 05:32 PM	#14 (permalink)
Smoke Break -Custom User Title- Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Louisiana Posts: 648 Thanks: 83 Thanked 32 Times in 13 Posts	I have a headache. __________________ Think for yourself, question authority.

09-02-2007, 05:36 PM	#15 (permalink)
kamikazi89 Guest Posts: n/a	my eyes hurt

09-02-2007, 06:03 PM	#16 (permalink)
fenderbender Derp? Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: new jersey Posts: 1,802 Thanks: 1 Thanked 21 Times in 11 Posts	oatmeal cookies are quite good __________________ Imagine there's no heaven,It's easy if you try No hell below us,Above us only sky Imagine all the people,Living for today... Imagine there's no countries,It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for,And no religion too Imagine all the people,Living life in peace... You may say I'm a dreamer,But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us,And the world will be as one

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clive ( . Y . ) Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: England Posts: 1,165 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 60 Thanked 34 Times in 25 Posts	i want some weed

09-02-2007, 06:35 PM	#18 (permalink)
AK+ you wack Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: basement Posts: 406 Thanks: 1 Thanked 12 Times in 11 Posts	Today I shit in the woods. I was cutting wood with my dad early this morning, think 7:30. I had eaten two "breakfast sandwhiches", fucking crusty bread and overcooked eggs. Lame bacon too thick and undercooked. After my third Camel I knew it was gonna happen. I stay mad regular, always shitting after the first few smokes of the day. Combined with the sandwhiches wreaking havoc on my bowels, I had no choice! Why hadn't I shat in the house when I knew I was going to need to very soon? I could have forced it out, even though it wasn't 100% ripe at that point. I think I subconsciously wanted to shit in the woods. I grabbed a handful of KFC napkins from the glove box and hit the woods. It took forever to find a suitable shit spot. We were in the deep Maine woods, but I was still paranoid someone would stumble upon me. No one should have to see that. Finally I found the perfect stump. About a eight inches off the ground and totally covered with soft moss, it was perfect. I hunkered down with my left ass cheek supported on the stump and then took a shit. __________________ Puff the skunk and get high, oh lord, get on my skateboard and do a motherfucking drive-by. what i've been listening to lately

09-02-2007, 06:42 PM	#19 (permalink)
reverie alis aquilae Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 1,686 Thanks: 3 Thanked 11 Times in 10 Posts	I cant believe my father has facebook. __________________ "For thought is a bird of space, that in a cage of words may indeed unfold its wings but cannot fly." -Gibran "There is a vital difference in identifying and questioning." -ziplock dissolve popular detachment

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09-02-2007, 07:22 PM	#20 (permalink)
Rogue I am the Oncoming Storm. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: IL Posts: 144 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	IT TIME SNOO-SNOO! ...Futurama is funny!

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