ex-gf

[Patrick Rue]

You're a douche no matter how you justify your douchery.

Everytime you've posted here youve done nothing but backpedal and try to justify your bullshit.

[SpankyMcLankey]

^ You're one of the ones that makes me laff.

[LHM]

I didn't read far enough to know if anyone answered the question, but NO, there is nothing wrong with spanking it to that pic or any other pic or mental image.

[Porcelain]

Originally Posted by Weedwax

Hey Porcelain.

lol hi weed

[SpankyMcLankey]

Originally Posted by LHM

I didn't read far enough to know if anyone answered the question, but NO, there is nothing wrong with spanking it to that pic or any other pic or mental image.

Oh shit, you have missed a lot...

*don't read it if you want to save half an hour of your life*

[the-who?]

your "ex" is a ho

[highanddry]

can you say, therapy?

[Terry]

Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey

Oh shit, you have missed a lot...

*don't read it if you want to save half an hour of your life*

lol a third grader could read this thread in less than half an hour..

[Parallax]

more like 3 minutes if you read at the rate of 20 seconds per post

[tedkennedy]

i read it for 1 minute and got bored.

[SpankyMcLankey]

Originally Posted by Terry

lol a third grader could read this thread in less than half an hour..

neat-o

[Waves]

holy fucking shit how did i miss this shit what the fuck mayn fuckin lolz up in here like wut

[BearsysRevenge]

It's threads like these that keep me coming back.


Yahooka, I love you.

[SpankyMcLankey]

rofl

Waves post made me lul so hard.

By the way, pretty recently I found more pictures of that same scenario.

Turns out it wasn't. Kind of a dissapointment if you ask me.

[SpankyMcLankey]

Holy shit Waves.


I was looking for that song the other day and I couldn't find it. I just fucking found it in your sig.

How did I miss that shit? That's fucking sweet.

[clive]

Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey

Like do you guys honestly think I am that low?

I lie about everything, I hate my own life and I'm a douche bag that just wants to fit in.

I think that you guys who are attempting to make fun of me because I'm lying about finding my on of 100 of my exs on t3h webs. You guys are huge loosers that post images of your selves for each other to spank off to in the balls thread. You guys just study my posts to find things I'm lying about. Cracks and vaults in the story.

Bottom line;

you guys on e-judges that want to make your selves feel better.

Mя. Gяiєvєs- You're a cool guy, you have ruined your life though.

Wiesco- Your an ugly prick that didn't have friends growing up so you have a bad day every day because of your attitude towards life.

Turmaline- You're just a middle aged woman that didn't get any in high school so you made up for it. Now you have kids, and shits going down the hole so you basically gave up.

herbinator45- I don't know you all that well but you seam alright. You just another person to back every one up.

The SARS Volta- You're a pale skinned pretty lady that doesn't know how to flirt. That or your just a huge slut and you don't tell yahooka anything about your huge personal life.

Shaggy_420- You are a smart, but you smoke too much.

Mercury- You're a smart guy, you know what your talking about. But you try too hard to fit in.

slunt-You're a faggot.

Patrick Rue- You are a negative energy leader, you will be the first to lead your group and you've fucked up your career with drugs.

adventure- You get my point of view and every one thinks everything I say is a lie, but you understand the fact that no one on here will ever know the real "us."

Soakedloopie- You have nothing better to talk about but come up with alternate ideas and judging people, oh and your boring.

Flamingnun- Flaminghomo, well you're easy to get along with, you probably have a lot of close friends. You think I'm trying to fit in with yahooka. From your point of view, I'm trying too hard. But really, I'm just trying to ruffle some yahooka feathers. You are mad at society because of the way that it treated you growing up.

Man in Black- You have no idea what you're talking about.

Rev- You're an intelligent fellow, you just sit back and you are smarter than most people here because you have the ability to adjust which makes you such a good person.



Do you guys honestly think I want to fit in with yahooka?

I'm satisfied with my life and you guys are looking for more to satisfy your self with what ever it may be at one point in time. Weather it's your next fix, or flaming some one on the interweb.




For those of you that haven't found out already, everything I have ever said on yahooka is probably a lie. Maybe that is my ex, maybe it isn't? Maybe that's my dick, maybe it isn't?


Or maybe, I've never smoked weed in my life. I just keep coming back for more.

Or maybe I'm that guy that passes you on the street in a ferrari. I don't know, who could tell?

lol this guys got some serious issues

[SublimeStylez]

Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey

I'm still rofling.


This is an extremely funny thread. I can't believe how some of you reacted.

I seriously am loling.

I don't think you guys are that bad of people, you guys are a lot better than some of the white trash in our world.

some of you think I am completely serious, and some of you realize I'm just wasting time.

god you are just a new level of suck.

[stuey2dope]

I missed this first time round.

Good shit.

[SpankyMcLankey]

Originally Posted by clive

lol this guys got some serious issues

clive- you're an insensitive prick that needs to get a life.

sublimestylez- you suck just as hard as i do.

stuey- your a lazy bum and need to pay attention to things that are right under your noes.

[SpankyMcLankey]

honest to god I re-read that post and I don't even remember typing it. I remember making it, but more than half of it I can't remember coming up with. I have no idea what's wrong with myself.