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Old 05-06-2008, 01:55 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Mexico is one of the few countries in the world that screens passengers going into the country as strictly they as they do when coming out.

On your way in, if you say you have nothing to declare they will ask you will press a button and at random a green or red light will turn on. If you get green you go right through without a search, if you get red be prepared to have your bags searched and you might want to consider bringing some lube.

If you declare something, be prepared to use the lube.

Unless you KNOW (not just met or a friend of a friend) someone in Mexico, drugs at this time are a bad idea as it is the military and federal police doing the crackdowns.
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Old 05-06-2008, 01:57 PM   #22 (permalink)
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By a bunch of mexican brick weed for cheap. Buy some pharmaceuticals. Have a nice month.
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Old 05-06-2008, 02:26 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Isn`t taking weed to Mexico like bringing coal to Newcastle?

Even if it may be dodgy scoring weed in Mexico it`s gotta be safer than taking it through customs.
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Old 05-06-2008, 02:38 PM   #24 (permalink)
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^my best bet, methinks.
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Old 05-06-2008, 03:57 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Some Ideas are just bad.


Like raping children, eating month old chinese food in the fridge, or voting for hillary clinton.
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Old 05-06-2008, 06:56 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Just bring back tons of benzos.
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Old 05-07-2008, 03:55 AM   #27 (permalink)
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When me and friends went to cancun we all brought bud.. A couple did the nuts thing, me and a buddy sealed it up and put it in bottles of shampoo.

No problems.

Also scored bud while down there. Wasn't to great, but did cure the many hangovers we had.
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:53 AM   #28 (permalink)
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How long ago was that?^

Did you have to go through customs? And if you did, were people getting searched randomly or any shit like that?
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:05 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Was in the summer of 03 so post 9/11.

Went through customs, I don't remember how it went down though, or if it was like this shit OOTF is talking about.
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Old 05-11-2008, 04:41 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I decided, perhaps unwisely, to take my chronic w/ me.
i just got a sack of some bomb white shit and it reeeeeeks like a mofo.

I'm goin to put it in a shampoo bottle in my check-in bag.
I have to do this - jsut cause I have to beat the system, so tell me guys:

Is there any way or reason they might empty the bottle?
Could the scanners/x-rays detect a sack of weed in the shampoo??
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Old 05-11-2008, 10:31 PM   #31 (permalink)
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.........nothing?



Alright, I'll try to post while there but might not have inet access.

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Old 05-11-2008, 10:37 PM   #32 (permalink)
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just buy good blow for really cheap american dollars. thats what we did when i went to Cuernavaca. you probably wont find good pot in mexico.

edit: oh, you should have just left the weed at home.
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Old 05-12-2008, 09:31 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Could the scanners/x-rays detect a sack of weed in the shampoo??
Shampoo bottles are not somehow immune to xrays.
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Old 06-20-2008, 10:58 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Yeah I know I'm reviving a pretty old and gone thread, but I just wanted to give a follow-up report.

I bought some of the best weed I've ever had, and put it in a shampoo bottle. Had no problems getting it there; I just wish I had brought more. i smoked out of a seashell for the first week, then finally got a small stone pipe from some little shop. AFter the sack ran out, it took some effort to find bud, due to being kept on a tight leash by mother dearest. When I finally had a chance, I found these two really chill 40-yr old stoners who spoke 0 english, didn't have a sack, but sold me a joint easily worth $10 for a $1.40, hehe. About a week after that I finally had another oppourtunity and bought a dub-sack from a 4-ft. tall guy. On a scale of 1-10 I'd rate the weed I bought there at about 2.

The trip was pretty badass, besides lacking in mj for most of it. Got to do some cool stuff like roast a bowl on top of an ancient pyramid. It would have been 4x as badass had I not been there with my controlling family, though.

As a final note, Mexico is definitely the butthole of planet Earth, and I'll be sure and take myself somewhere else next time. It was still cool living on the ocean, though. swimming every day and enjoying the heat & sun. There's not much sun where I live, except for two months in the summer.


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Old 06-20-2008, 11:16 AM   #35 (permalink)
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cool story, yo. just caught up on the whole thread.
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Old 06-20-2008, 11:38 AM   #36 (permalink)
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The trip was pretty badass, besides lacking in mj for most of it. Got to do some cool stuff like roast a bowl on top of an ancient pyramid. It would have been 4x as badass had I not been there with my controlling family, though.

As a final note, Mexico is definitely the butthole of planet Earth, and I'll be sure and take myself somewhere else next time. It was still cool living on the ocean, though. swimming every day and enjoying the heat & sun. There's not much sun where I live, except for two months in the summer.
you call mexico the "butthole of planet earth" while right before it you say the trip was badass? although it seems that in your mind having a badass time is just smoking weed in different spots on a family trip? nigga please....
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Old 06-20-2008, 01:10 PM   #37 (permalink)
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It would have been 4x as badass had I not been there with my controlling family, though.
dude realize that not everyone's family decides to take them to a foreign country for a month. that's pretty coo in and of itself.

edit: i just realized how much cool shit teenagers miss out on because they tend to go into it with a set of unachievable expectations instead of just enjoying it for what it is. oh well such is life i guess.
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Old 06-20-2008, 01:32 PM   #38 (permalink)
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punk ass teenagers.

i wish my family had money to go on a real vacation for once
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:08 PM   #39 (permalink)
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dude realize that not everyone's family decides to take them to a foreign country for a month. that's pretty coo in and of itself.

edit: i just realized how much cool shit teenagers miss out on because they tend to go into it with a set of unachievable expectations instead of just enjoying it for what it is. oh well such is life i guess.
yeah I realize that, and I went into it with pretty low expectations, (plus i've been there before, when I was 12). These are the reasons it was still a good time - in spite of the knee deep 3rd-world-ness. Just being there in a little town and living in the totally different culture was what made it badass.
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Old 06-23-2008, 05:19 PM   #40 (permalink)
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mexico is fucking beautiful. glad everything went smooth. and yeah, what verk said. the whole "this sucks being with my family" thing is so 12 years old. soak up the fucking land, enjoy that shit while you can.
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