Real secrets you have never even told Yahooka, they have to be true.

turmaline · 05-13-2008, 11:30 AM

I'm not one to care about critisism so here it goes.

One of the first times I ever got fucked up royally, like to the point of hospitalisation. I was about 17...man this is going to change your view of me lol!

I woke up in the midst of pissing my pants in my mom's bed.

I had to get up in the middle of the night and wash the sheets, my sister came home and asked why the washer was on in the morning, I just pretended I knew nothing.

Oh and I fliipped the matress.

hmm, guess that's not too bad.

Actually I don't think I was that fucked up, I was pretty hammered though.

For porcelain.

turmaline · 05-13-2008, 11:34 AM

oh yeah when I woke up and realised I tried to stop then was like "fuck it" it'd already happened so I just went with it...such relief.

first and only time ever.

Why did I make this thread.

turmaline · 05-13-2008, 11:44 AM

Someone else say something!

Shit.

spicoli · 05-13-2008, 11:58 AM

when i was 13 i was at a slumber party, and i peed in a girl's cup on a dare, and she unknowingly drank it. not proud of that moment, looking back. but it was fuckin funny then.

Parallax · 05-13-2008, 11:59 AM

/points and laughs

generic_hippie · 05-13-2008, 12:08 PM

Can you see turmaline that you think it is a glorious thing to get fucked up?

The drama that follows you around is going to continue to do so until you begin to understand that being drunk enough to piss your mother's bed is something to be ashamed of, not proud of.

Good luck to you, you're going to need it.

BearsysRevenge · 05-13-2008, 12:08 PM

I have a similar piss story, I pissed on my brothers bed while he was asleep once... except it was on purpose.

Parallax · 05-13-2008, 12:12 PM

i spat on my downstairs neighbor's head once from the balcony. coincidentally he was black.

The SARS Volta · 05-13-2008, 12:16 PM

I put salt on my old roommate's toilet paper after she stole some of my shit (jewelry, CDs, cigarettes)

Not only have I not told yahooka that; I told no one.

The SARS Volta · 05-13-2008, 12:19 PM

...and then I filled her medicine cabinet with bags and bags of skittles.
(you put flat cardboard against the opened cabinet door, and pour 'em on in and slowly shut it as you simultaneously pull the cardboard out from underneath).

turmaline · 05-13-2008, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by generic_hippie

Can you see turmaline that you think it is a glorious thing to get fucked up?

The drama that follows you around is going to continue to do so until you begin to understand that being drunk enough to piss your mother's bed is something to be ashamed of, not proud of.

Good luck to you, you're going to need it.

Thanks GH, this made me get a lump in my throat thanks. I am actually quite proud of myself seeing I havent touched anything in a month....cold turkey,...COLD FUCKING TURKEY! You do it COLD TURKEY! At least I can quit drinking without having to resort to pot because I havent the courage or the balls to trust myself that I can do it on my own without any sort of help whatsoever.!

Yeah that's right I did it on my own, not one stimulant has entered my body not even POT!

I can't believe that you would say I am glorifying booze! I merely posted a story about a situation that happende 12 fucking years ago when I was a dumb kid. If anything It is telling people not to drink...what kind of an idiot pisses the bed at 17!!!!

I made this thread cause I thought that pissing the bes was funny and hiding it was funnier, and drinking to the point of doing something that stupid should tell one that it's not worth it. Not that I think it's cool...Jesus Christ!

So for someone..."ME" who has the strength to quit on her own, without any help, without the aid of another stimulant, to aid her on her journey...i CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE SO JUDGEMENTAL.

You people who judge people when You who should be supportive, supportive because you have already been judged yourself...you who judge others....

I SAY FUCK YOU!

The SARS Volta · 05-13-2008, 12:33 PM

pot is a stimulant?

not trying to be an ass, i just didn't know that

turmaline · 05-13-2008, 12:35 PM

without a drug..

wtf!

I'M FUCKING DONE HERE...I THOUGHT IT WAS A STORY THAT WOULD MAYBE MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH.

I'M FUCKING DONE.

tedkennedy · 05-13-2008, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The SARS Volta

I put salt on my old roommate's toilet paper after she stole some of my shit (jewelry, CDs, cigarettes)

Not only have I not told yahooka that; I told no one.

wtf does putting salt on tp do?

Quote:

Originally Posted by generic_hippie

Can you see turmaline that you think it is a glorious thing to get fucked up?

The drama that follows you around is going to continue to do so until you begin to understand that being drunk enough to piss your mother's bed is something to be ashamed of, not proud of.

Good luck to you, you're going to need it.

dude she was 17, i know when i was like 15 after i got drunk for one of the first times i pissed my bed once.

embarssing yes, but it fucking happens...

verklingen · 05-13-2008, 12:42 PM

whoa.

Parallax · 05-13-2008, 12:46 PM

i got drunk once and puked out of my window, i can still see the stain on my garage roof.

Rubix · 05-13-2008, 01:13 PM

first time i drank a fourty, i puked after about 12 onces and chugging only 6

generic_hippie · 05-13-2008, 01:20 PM

fuck you right back turmaline you stupid dry-drunk cunt

you still remember it fondly, you have pride in the idea that you managed to urinate in your mothers bed because you were unable to control either yourself, or your alcohol intake

you are still longing for it

do yourself a favour and get good and drunk, perpetrate some domestic violence like the piss drunk cunt you truly are

you remind me of calamity jane from deadwood

Skywarp · 05-13-2008, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by generic_hippie

Can you see turmaline that you think it is a glorious thing to get fucked up?

The drama that follows you around is going to continue to do so until you begin to understand that being drunk enough to piss your mother's bed is something to be ashamed of, not proud of.

Good luck to you, you're going to need it.

I understand the tough love approach you are employing here, but as someone who has gone through the same affliction, how about you humanize and show some compassion for the little lady and share a story or two...She is tryin I do believe that, surely you remember how hard the first month was..

generic_hippie · 05-13-2008, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Skywarp

I understand the tough love approach you are employing here, but as someone who has gone through the same affliction, how about you humanize and show some compassion for the little lady and share a story or to...She is tryin I do believe that, surely you remember how hard the first month was..

05-13-2008, 11:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
turmaline YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 245 Thanks: 1 Thanked 22 Times in 17 Posts	Real secrets you have never even told Yahooka, they have to be true. I'm not one to care about critisism so here it goes. One of the first times I ever got fucked up royally, like to the point of hospitalisation. I was about 17...man this is going to change your view of me lol! I woke up in the midst of pissing my pants in my mom's bed. I had to get up in the middle of the night and wash the sheets, my sister came home and asked why the washer was on in the morning, I just pretended I knew nothing. Oh and I fliipped the matress. hmm, guess that's not too bad. Actually I don't think I was that fucked up, I was pretty hammered though. For porcelain. Last edited by turmaline; 05-13-2008 at 11:42 AM.

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turmaline YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 245 Thanks: 1 Thanked 22 Times in 17 Posts	oh yeah when I woke up and realised I tried to stop then was like "fuck it" it'd already happened so I just went with it...such relief. first and only time ever. Why did I make this thread. Last edited by turmaline; 05-13-2008 at 11:42 AM.

05-13-2008, 11:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
spicoli YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Cali Posts: 549 Thanks: 79 Thanked 52 Times in 42 Posts	when i was 13 i was at a slumber party, and i peed in a girl's cup on a dare, and she unknowingly drank it. not proud of that moment, looking back. but it was fuckin funny then. __________________ "Bad is never good until worse happens." -Danish Proverb

05-13-2008, 11:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,519 Thanks: 22 Thanked 83 Times in 24 Posts	/points and laughs __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

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generic_hippie question authority Join Date: May 2003 Location: 20 km's from Nimbin, Australia Posts: 4,600 Thanks: 58 Thanked 172 Times in 123 Posts	Can you see turmaline that you think it is a glorious thing to get fucked up? The drama that follows you around is going to continue to do so until you begin to understand that being drunk enough to piss your mother's bed is something to be ashamed of, not proud of. Good luck to you, you're going to need it. __________________ All we are saying is give POT to everybody all the time...

05-13-2008, 11:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
turmaline YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 245 Thanks: 1 Thanked 22 Times in 17 Posts	Someone else say something! Shit.

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BearsysRevenge Adminfiltrator Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I've got BuffaLOVE Posts: 4,444 Thanks: 574 Thanked 139 Times in 100 Posts	I have a similar piss story, I pissed on my brothers bed while he was asleep once... except it was on purpose. __________________ Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music -George Carlin

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Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,519 Thanks: 22 Thanked 83 Times in 24 Posts	i spat on my downstairs neighbor's head once from the balcony. coincidentally he was black. __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

05-13-2008, 12:35 PM	#13 (permalink)
turmaline YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 245 Thanks: 1 Thanked 22 Times in 17 Posts	without a drug.. wtf! I'M FUCKING DONE HERE...I THOUGHT IT WAS A STORY THAT WOULD MAYBE MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH. I'M FUCKING DONE.

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Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,519 Thanks: 22 Thanked 83 Times in 24 Posts	i got drunk once and puked out of my window, i can still see the stain on my garage roof. __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

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Rubix Stoner Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Midwest Posts: 2,933 Thanks: 43 Thanked 35 Times in 30 Posts	first time i drank a fourty, i puked after about 12 onces and chugging only 6 __________________ would you like a cone with that?

05-13-2008, 01:20 PM	#18 (permalink)
generic_hippie question authority Join Date: May 2003 Location: 20 km's from Nimbin, Australia Posts: 4,600 Thanks: 58 Thanked 172 Times in 123 Posts	fuck you right back turmaline you stupid dry-drunk cunt you still remember it fondly, you have pride in the idea that you managed to urinate in your mothers bed because you were unable to control either yourself, or your alcohol intake you are still longing for it do yourself a favour and get good and drunk, perpetrate some domestic violence like the piss drunk cunt you truly are you remind me of calamity jane from deadwood __________________ All we are saying is give POT to everybody all the time...