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Old 05-17-2008, 02:38 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2008, 03:41 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Im 1/4 polish and white which isn't that uncommon in england these days.


Minority is a stupid term anyway, everyone is a minority in some way.
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Old 05-17-2008, 04:20 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2008, 01:28 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2008, 02:22 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Uh, I'm half Irish and I actually LOOK it (ginger, pale complexion, freckles, high cheek bones, tall, lanky). Unlike most twats who claim Irish blood but look as Aryan/Scandinavian/Western European as can be. I'm a solid Celt, with Scotch and Welsh ancestry, the English/Dutch-German is the odd mutt-ness. It don't get much white-r than yo.

I'm comfortable with my penis size. I think that [a] majority of U.S. males aren't.
Haha, an Irishman who's comfortable with his penis size?

I look pretty Irish meself. I'm one of the short ones though.
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He needs to learn that lil Larry will never be the same again after this painful intrusion. Larry's family asks for privacy and respect while they cope with this tragic molestation.

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Old 05-17-2008, 02:48 PM   #66 (permalink)
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As a ginger and the grandchild of slaves, I've got a healthy minority card for a white person. I also happen to be painfully white which makes me somewhat of an outcast among my own. Kinda like eggshell blacks vs blacky blacks.
Dude, nobody understands. Other white people are always glad to remark how pale you are to them in comparison if you also fit into this category. (Natural) gingers who make tanning efforts are fighting a lost cause. Even if one succeeds in tanning, brown skin and orangey hair is a ridiculous combination.
It's not the same when other races call compare you to ghosts since you're naturally going to be lighter-skinned than the average hispanic if you're caucasian.

I don't pay much mind to my platinum skin or try to change it. Only time it bothers me is when my pasty face reflects the flash from cameras; then it hurts
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Old 05-17-2008, 02:58 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2008, 03:04 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Haha, an Irishman who's comfortable with his penis size?

I look pretty Irish meself. I'm one of the short ones though.
Short as in length or stature?


As for being pale, I vowed long ago to, should I ever conceive children, conceive with someone who's genes naturally produce more melanin than my own (the more, the better). For the sake of the children, so that they might enjoy a life with less sun-burn/skin cancer potential than I have.

I agree, Sars, it's a lost cause. I feel proud of my tan when I end up looking healthy, because I worked for it, was careful and thoughtful about how I achieved it. Thus, it is worth the futility (and the protection from particles that damage nuclei of my skin cells).
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Old 05-17-2008, 03:22 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Haha, short as in not tall. No comment on the length.

I used to dislike being pale and wished I could tan. Now that I never go to the beach and spend most of my day behind a computer under fluorescent lights I don't care. My arms tan and freckle, my shoulders freckle, the rest of me just burns. My face doesn't freckle much, just reddens.
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hey it just occured to me. guns + blackouts = bad, bad, bad.
"free <insert member name>"

4/20=Governor's Day.

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Old 05-17-2008, 09:15 PM   #70 (permalink)
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I'm an Armenian and a Jew (mostly Russian, though)...both kind of minorities. My last name is Armenian and I have no clue what the hell it is or what it means. It was Russianized off the lastname Artinian so it's almost the same with a minor pronounciation difference.
I'm 1/2 Ukrainian & as a kid, my dad would always say, "Clean your plate. Remember the starving Armenians."
Never could figure out how me cleaning my plate was going to help a bunch of starving people. bongsmilie
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Old 05-17-2008, 09:32 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Now you tell me how you're not racist, and we go back and forth for a little while.
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Old 05-17-2008, 09:35 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2008, 09:58 PM   #73 (permalink)
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i love how this is a minorities thread and i'm seeing this "i'm polish & jew" or "1/2 irish and scottish" ahahahahaah this is funny


for the record i'm 1/4 italian 1/4 croatian(dad) 100% english on my moms side

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Old 05-18-2008, 02:34 AM   #74 (permalink)
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my surname is the only one in the English phone book, other than that of my grandparents, who live in essex, same family tho
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Dude, nobody understands. Other white people are always glad to remark how pale you are to them in comparison if you also fit into this category. (Natural) gingers who make tanning efforts are fighting a lost cause. Even if one succeeds in tanning, brown skin and orangey hair is a ridiculous combination.
It's not the same when other races call compare you to ghosts since you're naturally going to be lighter-skinned than the average hispanic if you're caucasian.

I don't pay much mind to my platinum skin or try to change it. Only time it bothers me is when my pasty face reflects the flash from cameras; then it hurts
don't worry mang, the pale skin is just part of a ginger ladies hotness.

nothin to worry about.
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Old 05-18-2008, 06:03 AM   #76 (permalink)
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don't worry mang, the pale skin is just part of a ginger ladies hotness.

nothin to worry about.
until this global warming malarkey takes effect
then gingers are fucked
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They will be forced to wear those wide brimmed summary type hats all year round.


Some will look ridiculous, but they will survive.
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Old 05-18-2008, 10:42 AM   #78 (permalink)
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Don't even talk about being a minority.
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