Christian loses Virginity to Hooker

Dex · 05-26-2008, 10:50 PM

So for the first six months of my tour here i was room mates with a guy named Tom. 19 years old, From Indiana - Smart guy but super religious. He came from an family that lived an amish lifestyle in rural Indiana, before his father got Diagnosed with Cancer. This guy was hardcore religous. The world is no older than 10,000, sex before marriage is a sin, read the bible everyday and listened to a lot of Christian Rock. Then he met me, An agnostic from Massachusetts.

He went out drinking with us but generally kept his good wit about him. One night we got him really drunk and he got a blowjob from a fat chick. I mean a really fat chick. A fat latino chick. That was pretty funny but afterwards he felt ashamed, and started to frequent church more. He got back on track.

This weekend he was in Spain with my friends. They got him so drunk that he lost his virginity to hooker. Some female friends of ours took him out and got him laid by a hooker. I would of expected that from Guys, but not from two girls. Pretty Comical in the end anyways.

Part of me feels bad. If i had lost my virginity to a hooker, i really wouldn't of cared. The first few times you have sex Generally suck, and are with someone you don't stay with, but obviously he would with his beliefs. Part of me wants to rag on him, but i'm not going to until a while later.

xMSx · 05-26-2008, 10:57 PM

Getting someone drunk and making them violate their beliefs and conviction and have them commit an act that he is going to regret all his life. And you want to rag on him? Tactful.

LHM · 05-26-2008, 11:09 PM

Wow pretty messed up. But I don't understand how you let someone get you drunk. All you've gotta do when someone asks if you want another drink is say no thanks. And even if he was that blind, I'm sure deep inside he knew what he was doing.

Former President Hayes · 05-26-2008, 11:21 PM

tedkennedy · 05-26-2008, 11:38 PM

.as long as he is a normal human male i doubt he will be upset about getting laid.

and like lhm said just because you got him drunk doesnt mean he is not responsible for his actions. he was a willing participant in the process. it would be a different story if you got him piss drunk and he ended up passed out in an alley with rectal bleeding.

Juicy_J · 05-26-2008, 11:47 PM

Rectal bleeding is never a good sign.

BearsysRevenge · 05-27-2008, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Dex

So for the first six months of my tour here i was room mates with a guy named Tom. 19 years old, From Indiana - Smart guy but super religious. He came from an family that lived an amish lifestyle in rural Indiana, before his father got Diagnosed with Cancer. This guy was hardcore religous. The world is no older than 10,000, sex before marriage is a sin, read the bible everyday and listened to a lot of Christian Rock. Then he met me, An agnostic from Massachusetts.

He went out drinking with us but generally kept his good wit about him. One night we got him really drunk and he got a blowjob from a fat chick. I mean a really fat chick. A fat latino chick. That was pretty funny but afterwards he felt ashamed, and started to frequent church more. He got back on track.

This weekend he was in Spain with my friends. They got him so drunk that he lost his virginity to hooker. Some female friends of ours took him out and got him laid by a hooker. I would of expected that from Guys, but not from two girls. Pretty Comical in the end anyways.

Part of me feels bad. If i had lost my virginity to a hooker, i really wouldn't of cared. The first few times you have sex Generally suck, and are with someone you don't stay with, but obviously he would with his beliefs. Part of me wants to rag on him, but i'm not going to until a while later.

Man in Black · 05-27-2008, 01:53 AM

When he is 30 years old he will look back on this and laugh

AdmBmb · 05-27-2008, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes

omg. OH MY GOD !#!# SDFNJSJFM !

that was the funniest shit EVER

Silverleaf · 05-27-2008, 03:51 AM

^ lol i liked it when he pulled the leaf off the bush and said, "uh-oh!!!"

BearsysRevenge · 05-27-2008, 12:47 PM

Seeds&Stems · 05-27-2008, 12:57 PM

lol at the dude seeing the cat

05-26-2008, 11:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,443 Thanks: 7 Thanked 142 Times in 92 Posts	.as long as he is a normal human male i doubt he will be upset about getting laid. and like lhm said just because you got him drunk doesnt mean he is not responsible for his actions. he was a willing participant in the process. it would be a different story if you got him piss drunk and he ended up passed out in an alley with rectal bleeding. __________________ matthew munari

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05-26-2008, 11:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
LHM Dry Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 744 Thanks: 4 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	Wow pretty messed up. But I don't understand how you let someone get you drunk. All you've gotta do when someone asks if you want another drink is say no thanks. And even if he was that blind, I'm sure deep inside he knew what he was doing.

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