Things you thought were real as a kid, or could really happen. - Page 2

turmaline · 05-29-2008, 02:01 PM

Lolouder.

clive · 05-29-2008, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waves

i was at this live ninja turtles play, when i was like 16, goodman theatre chicago, and the plot was that shredder had this device that was going to freeze the entire city. and this was chicago, so i thought all this shit was for real and we had to leave the play like 10 minutes into it cuz i was shitting my pants. i thought i was gonna get frozed. i felt so bad when i got a bit older and realized i missed out on the whole play cuz i was a pussy :*(

lol

radarrider · 05-29-2008, 02:47 PM

when you were 16?

bongobongo · 05-29-2008, 03:05 PM

I used to be petrified of being abducted by aliens, so much so i would sleep next to my parents with a bunch of predator toys to fend of the aliens.

I used to be OCD to the point of doing a little musical beat before touching/leaving anything i would come in contact with, it was a little 4 time now that i reflect on it. Id do rituals and everything would be at right angles in my room.

haha im glad i grew out of that... even tho i play a lot of wierd beats still, its just sounds man

Ziggy Fry · 05-29-2008, 03:09 PM

I used to do the thing with my covers over my neck and nothing hanging off my bed.

I thought there were people controlling the traffic lights too, but I assumed they were in underground rooms with cameras and everything.

I used to think anti-gravity rooms were real. What a disappointment.

Sin.Ziggy.

zoltron · 05-29-2008, 03:23 PM

I remember watching The Jetsons & thinking that we'd all be living like that by the year 2000. I also thought that weed would be legal by 1980.

Man, I couldn't have been more wrong.

Über King · 05-29-2008, 04:06 PM

whenever my dad used to ring my mum from work and say 'its me' my mum would always reply 'hello me'. only catching one end of the conversation i beleived that my mum had another version of her about, then i got paranoid about wether my mum was my real mum, or just this duplicate lol.

turmaline · 05-29-2008, 04:57 PM

haha Uber, that's cute...the mom bit.

I was terrified the world was going to end for like a couple of years...I used to think that when it happened, i could jump into this story book i had, if i wished hard enough.

B. · 05-29-2008, 07:22 PM

I know its not something I thought was real or could happen but I remember it took a while for my dad to convince me a thesaurus is not a dinosaur.

The SARS Volta · 05-29-2008, 07:35 PM

I thought lesbians were people from a country called Lesbia
And that Pemmican Beef Jerky was made from the flesh of Native Americans since it has one on the package.

Parallax · 05-29-2008, 07:38 PM

i broke my capgun when i was a kid, and i prayed to god that he'd fix it. didnt work. i was about six at the time.

shai_hulud · 05-29-2008, 07:54 PM

I was afraid to dig too deep a hole incase I dug to lava

I believed carebears were real and sometimes when I was really sad I kept thinking that any minute they would float down from the clouds and help solve my problems.

Ziggy Fry · 05-29-2008, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Parallax

i broke my capgun when i was a kid, and i prayed to god that he'd fix it. didnt work. i was about six at the time.

Lol.. I forgot that one. I had that a lot.

Sin.Ziggy.

Porcelain · 05-29-2008, 08:29 PM

I came across some tranny porn at the age of 8 and until I was 14, I couldn't understand how that girl in the video glued a penis to herself.

Man in Black · 05-29-2008, 08:44 PM

^I had a similiar experience...we were staying in a hotel, I was probably 10, and in the lobby they had a little shop with magazines. Of course I went right for the Playboy. I flipped through it trying to find nudie pics, and I know this doesn't seem...right...but I swear I saw a woman with hair on her breasts, like thick, manly hair. I only saw it for a second though because an older gentleman saw me looking at a Playboy and asked if I was 18. I smiled real big thinking he was just fucking with me, but I looked at his face and he was very serious and disapproving. What a buzzkill. So I put the playboy back. But to this day I swear that chick had fuzzy titties.

Parallax · 05-29-2008, 08:47 PM

how does an eight year old "come across" tranny porn?

Porcelain · 05-29-2008, 08:49 PM

by going through drawers in the house you were forbidden to go through. I shouldn't have to 'splain this...you should just know.

Man in Black · 05-29-2008, 08:50 PM

^lol that's a good question but it's entirely possible it was sheer happenstance

Edit- Porcelain you're a quick one, but yeah that's what I figured (hence the sheer happenstance). My friend told me he found beastiality porn in his grandma's attic. There were other people to corroborate this but I never saw it myself..it was odd because his grandma is a very very religious conservative Christian...who was apparently into donkey porn

©antSEEme · 05-29-2008, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porcelain

by going through drawers in the house you were forbidden to go through. I shouldn't have to 'splain this...you should just know.

you dont wonder why tranny porn was in some drawer in your house?

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turmaline YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 308 Thanks: 3 Thanked 31 Times in 24 Posts	haha Uber, that's cute...the mom bit. I was terrified the world was going to end for like a couple of years...I used to think that when it happened, i could jump into this story book i had, if i wished hard enough. __________________

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bongobongo ognob Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 371 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	I used to be petrified of being abducted by aliens, so much so i would sleep next to my parents with a bunch of predator toys to fend of the aliens. I used to be OCD to the point of doing a little musical beat before touching/leaving anything i would come in contact with, it was a little 4 time now that i reflect on it. Id do rituals and everything would be at right angles in my room. haha im glad i grew out of that... even tho i play a lot of wierd beats still, its just sounds man

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Ziggy Fry This is not a pipe. Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: 45°22'21.80 N 85°58'18.03 W Posts: 361 Thanks: 99 Thanked 61 Times in 49 Posts	I used to do the thing with my covers over my neck and nothing hanging off my bed. I thought there were people controlling the traffic lights too, but I assumed they were in underground rooms with cameras and everything. I used to think anti-gravity rooms were real. What a disappointment. Sin.Ziggy.

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Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,606 Thanks: 23 Thanked 98 Times in 35 Posts	i broke my capgun when i was a kid, and i prayed to god that he'd fix it. didnt work. i was about six at the time. __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

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shai_hulud uh huh Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 778 Thanks: 24 Thanked 13 Times in 11 Posts	I was afraid to dig too deep a hole incase I dug to lava I believed carebears were real and sometimes when I was really sad I kept thinking that any minute they would float down from the clouds and help solve my problems.

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Man in Black sic semper tyrannis Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 822 Thanks: 190 Thanked 67 Times in 53 Posts	^I had a similiar experience...we were staying in a hotel, I was probably 10, and in the lobby they had a little shop with magazines. Of course I went right for the Playboy. I flipped through it trying to find nudie pics, and I know this doesn't seem...right...but I swear I saw a woman with hair on her breasts, like thick, manly hair. I only saw it for a second though because an older gentleman saw me looking at a Playboy and asked if I was 18. I smiled real big thinking he was just fucking with me, but I looked at his face and he was very serious and disapproving. What a buzzkill. So I put the playboy back. But to this day I swear that chick had fuzzy titties. __________________ Don't let it bring you down, it's only castles burning, find someone who's turning and you will come around

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Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,606 Thanks: 23 Thanked 98 Times in 35 Posts	how does an eight year old "come across" tranny porn? __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

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Man in Black sic semper tyrannis Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 822 Thanks: 190 Thanked 67 Times in 53 Posts	^lol that's a good question but it's entirely possible it was sheer happenstance Edit- Porcelain you're a quick one, but yeah that's what I figured (hence the sheer happenstance). My friend told me he found beastiality porn in his grandma's attic. There were other people to corroborate this but I never saw it myself..it was odd because his grandma is a very very religious conservative Christian...who was apparently into donkey porn __________________ Don't let it bring you down, it's only castles burning, find someone who's turning and you will come around Last edited by Man in Black; 05-29-2008 at 08:53 PM.

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