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Old 06-06-2008, 09:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Anyone who is familliar with Russians, mafia, fsb, (ootf paralax) here plz

So in November2007 I got into a relationship with a 20 year old Russian girl named Anya. Met her at a club. She is very attractive. She was always in the company of other Russians. She could walk into any club without paying the cover fee, and got me on the VIP list of one club. I didn't really understand her that much at first because she only spoke German to me and had a poor command of English. I asked her what she did for work here in Germany and all I got out of her was "Paper...house....wo man". As the relationship progressed she told me she had to move back to Russia for a few months. In the beginning of the relationship It was obvious I was just a toy. January came around and she had to move back it was clear she loved me. She told me she was coming back to Germany in May and I would visit her in Russia in march. But this still hung in the air:

-I had no fucking clue what she did for work, wouldn't tell me after i asked and had a better understanding of German.
- No idea where she lived in Germany, just that she came to Mannheim every weekend. She lived in "andere stadt" as she said, which translates to "Another city". Stupid me thought that was the name of the city.
-She appeared to be the leader of her group. Most of her friends were of similar age except for one guy who was in his mid 30's. All of her friends in Germany seemed to be Russian Students.
- One of the best dancers i have ever seen. Aside from beauty everyone watched her on the dance floor. this isn't really sketchy, just hot.
- Most of her friends carried guns.
- Had a poor understanding of English, yet if she saw my texts i wrote to girls she somehow understood them perfectly and got angry.
-Biological father was dead, committed suicide.

So I went to visit her in Russia in March. She is not a Moscow native, She was born in St. Petursburg who moved to Cheboksary. It's about 10 hours by bus from Moscow. So she took a bus from Cheboksary to Moscow to meet me there. She was accompanied by some 26 year old Muscovite. He seemed cool but didn't talk much. Didn't speak english or German. After taking a series of Busses, and street cars we finally made it to the trainstation in Moscow. We purchased tickets to Nizny Novogorad. I guess the only thing sketchy at this point was we were flat out running at some points. We got on the Train. Was a cool train ride met a couple that was from Kazakhstan and could speak English. Very friendly people. We went through N.Novogorad when we got there (ugly ass city IMO). Finally we got to Cheboksary.

I'm not going to bog you down with every little detail so i'll adress interesting parts about the trip

- She didn't work at all in Russia, but had enough money to have a good social life.. and to get cocaine occasionally
- Had a pretty decent apartment for a 20 year old who didn't work. "inherited from grandmother, she claimed. She said she didn't live in It, and I never got to see where she lived. I guess there's no rent she has to pay on it. The apartment itself seemed to have some really ancient shit in it. Like a radio that could pick up frequencies from all over the world, a painting of some old guy from soviet times, a broken refrigerator. These supported the claims she didn't live in it.
- Took off for about 3-6 hours a day, to go to driving lessons. Would of thought a consistent time would be normal but whatever.
- She failed to register me with authorities within 5 days (you have to in russia if you are non-russian) which i was brought to some military officer in the city after 7 days to do the registration, we were frontloaded in the line in front of about 50 people. These people weren't too happy.
- Had a five year degree at the age of 20. It was in marketing. The papers were in Russian German. She claimed she was part of a "special group".
- Non of her friends were the typical dirty Russian guys i saw on the street. They all seemed very clean cut. Only one had a proficiency in English.
-Found out occasionally she modeled for body art.
- Tried to convince me to desert the army and go live with her in Sochi ( a high end resort city in the black sea) and work for some guy named valera who dealt with importing cars (some stolen).

Anyways the relationship had gone sour before i got there so we agreed that it was only something for 2 weeks. I met up with a girl in Moscow i met online. She was cool had an apartment in the worlds most expensive city to live in. Worked in buisness and was a reserve officer in the Russian Army. Anyways she's flying to Germany to meet up with me for 5 days. She doesn't seem sketchy only once she did when she asked me to take pictures of my base.

So anyways i found out that she came back to Germany. She lied to me that she wasn't coming back until she got a hold of me and told me she was here. Wants to pursue the relationship again

She now lives in the center of the city, doesn't work. Has an apartment. She said she is getting a car and taking it back to Russia. She is getting it as a gift.
Said she might be going to Miami to vacation, again, with what money to finance this trip.
I confronted her about what she did, and asked her "who are you and what do you do?" and she said "Some day you will find out".

Anya Mzazchikh.....What do you think she is/does?
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this is kinda like the story about that girl who asked you for some euros to ride the train and you made a huge deal about it and tried to infer that she was a junky and her life was horrible

shes a prostitute...
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Old 06-06-2008, 10:07 AM   #4 (permalink)
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dude dex, srsly, if you gonna post these stories....


pics or gtfo.
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no problem.

She has really amazing green eyes, i just didn't fix em. thats her in the middle.
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this is kinda like the story about that girl who asked you for some euros to ride the train and you made a huge deal about it and tried to infer that she was a junky and her life was horrible

shes a prostitute...
Prostitutes from eastern europe that live in Germany are slaves, they don't walk around freely (generally). Furthermore, prostitutes shave their snatch. She looked like she hadn't done to well on her upkeep i had to teach about the world of shaving. She also was super tight before i broke her in.
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damn, shes nice. i like the one on the right too.

something about her eyes though....

she seems like she could have a darker side.

yeah, ima go with russian mafia.

watchout for those molotov cocktails under your pillow @ night.
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dude the russian chick you met is not in the mafia

wow rofl
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most likely a high class prostitute, they make bank in russia
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First off, like I said. Every prostitute I have fucked has been shaved clean. They also know how to fuck on top. She didn't shave at first and wasn't good on top. Secondly, she had never seen a circumcised penis, so yeah, that rules that out.
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First off, like I said. Every prostitute I have fucked has been shaved clean. They also know how to fuck on top. She didn't shave at first and wasn't good on top. Secondly, she had never seen a circumcised penis, so yeah, that rules that out.
that is so...strange...
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damn, shes nice. i like the one on the right too.

something about her eyes though....

she seems like she could have a darker side.

yeah, ima go with russian mafia.

watchout for those molotov cocktails under your pillow @ night.
The one on the right (in previous picture) is sooo much better looking in real life. She's also a slut too i hooked up with her in the bathroom of a club. She's actually half Ukrainian half Russian.







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you just answered your own question
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you just answered your own question
No i'm talking about the other chick that's anyas friend. Not anya herself. Anya waited like 3-4 weeks before we even had sex.
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Tried to convince me to desert the army and go live with her in Sochi ( a high end resort city in the black sea) and work for some guy named valera who dealt with importing cars (some stolen).

yah those stupid russians and their chop shops piss me off. Theres a little town nearby that is mostly Russians and they have a reputation for their chop shops and selling stolen or chopped cars where I live in the classifieds. I almost got ripped off by them when I was looking for a car. But ya I actually heard there are some russians that were in the mafia and are on "ident