Towels

[Natural Mystic]

who knew towels could be so fun and entertaining? A room with UV light, strobe light, a towel, and 5 kids tripping mad dose. I'm still coming off my trip, but earlier, sheeit! for 4 god damn hours, I had a huge white towel in my hands, tossing it around like CRAZY, under the UV light that shit kept shooting out yellow beams of awesomeness and shit was dope. That towel, kept us entertained for hours.

cliff notes: I love acid.

[generic_hippie]

the simple things in life often bring us the most pleasure

once we've dosed

[Ziggy Fry]

Don't forget to bring a towel!

Whenever you're out tripping, it's always important to bring a fresh towel.

Sin.Ziggy.

[generic_hippie]

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical
value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very, very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.


Douglas Adams - Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

[Ziggy Fry]

^Great book.

Sin.Ziggy

[Natural Mystic]

Originally Posted by generic_hippie

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical
value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very, very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.


Douglas Adams - Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

Word. I'll look into finding and reading that book, after that night, I fully conclude towels are amazing haha.

[FreshAsImIs]

^ I love scarface. great movie.

[FreshAsImIs]

say hello to my little friend.

[FreshAsImIs]

i only got two things in this world. my word and my balls, and i dont break either for no man.

[FreshAsImIs]

do you know anymore quotes from our favorite movie?

[FreshAsImIs]

not sure about that one.

[turmaline]

I remember chasing my friends little brother around with a knotted wet towel and beating the shit out of him and his friend....his sister and I.

Well we didn't beat them terribly...but they were screaming like little girls, quite funny.

[OldSchoolStylee]

I know like 1% of the posters in this thread

anyways, have you ever slept over someones house and had to borrow a towel?

Never feels right

[turmaline]

Yes, considering people dry their asses off with towels.

It would be like borrowing a clean cloth diaper, or washable toilet paper....kind of.

maybe not.

[OldSchoolStylee]

no I'm usually clean when I come out of the shower that's sort of the point

[turmaline]

yes, but it's still in contact with...ass.

[giftedunlimited]