collagen in the cooter

illest12 · 06-20-2008, 11:16 AM

I've had the G-shot...and YES,YES,YES, my sex life has never been better | Mail Online

The_First_Roach · 06-20-2008, 11:21 AM

now wait 20 years and see if there are any repercussions.

generic_hippie · 06-20-2008, 11:28 AM

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If, she said, I could be guaranteed an orgasm every time we had sex, what would be your reaction?

Wait, you want to be a man?

You mean you've been faking all these years?

Women can orgasm?

You're leaving me?

I'm not fucking you while you're wearing that butt-plug again.

thousands of great one-liners going to waste here...

_tyranT · 06-20-2008, 11:36 AM

haha^

**Cerebro** · 06-20-2008, 05:59 PM

continuous multiple orgasms for hours......idk.
I'd prefer just one, then a nap.

The Rev · 06-20-2008, 06:43 PM

I wish I had a vagina.

The Rev

InAJar · 06-20-2008, 09:41 PM

sounds fucked up. she doesn't need a shot. her boyfriend needs some skills.

sweetheat · 06-22-2008, 04:17 PM

that is totally unnecessary, and just a sick exapmle of how much these dickheads who make collagen, botox, restalyne, etc. are profiting off of impressionable, self conscious females.

"The G-shot costs £800"

i cant believe they are profiting so much off sluts with sexually defunct boyfriends.

generic_hippie · 06-22-2008, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetheat

i cant believe they are profiting so much off sluts with sexually defunct boyfriends.

I can't believe they are profiting so much off rich stupid sluts with sexually defunct boyfriends

№1 · 06-22-2008, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by The Rev

I wish I had a vagina.

The Rev

I've got a couple in the freezer, what flavor you want.

The SARS Volta · 06-22-2008, 07:53 PM

so very unnecessary.
women need to learn to have sex in a manner in which they will have an orgasm, and what to do to get there. it's not all the man's job to set them off. i know this for a fact--i can have orgasms easily (perhaps I only have sexual encounters with those I like and am attracted to) because I know what works for me. most of it is in your control and not via vag injections.

BearsysRevenge · 06-22-2008, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetheat

that is totally unnecessary, and just a sick exapmle of how much these dickheads who make collagen, botox, restalyne, etc. are profiting off of impressionable, self conscious females.

"The G-shot costs £800"

i cant believe they are profiting so much off sluts with sexually defunct boyfriends.

I totally understand where you're coming from, but why should guys be the only ones to be (essentially) guaranteed an orgasm each time?

generic_hippie · 06-22-2008, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta

most of it is in your control and not via vag injections.

I dunno, when I inject the wife with my man meat she orgasms...

Best. Thread. Ever. For LULZ

spicoli · 06-23-2008, 06:07 PM

there are some women who can't orgasm, maybe it's medical or psychological, whatever i dunno. maybe they're too uptight, and need to go to the sex shop, grab some porn and a vibrator. not that i know anything about that...

but really, i can't imagine having to get a needle jabbed in my lady bits in order to have an orgasm. she's really doing too much.

The SARS Volta · 06-23-2008, 08:20 PM

according to many sources and theories, being anorgasmic is (usually) 100% psychological

**Captain Cannabis** · 06-23-2008, 08:54 PM

i wonder who was the first to come up with this idea.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetheat

that is totally unnecessary, and just a sick exapmle of how much these dickheads who make collagen, botox, restalyne, etc. are profiting off of impressionable, self conscious females.

"The G-shot costs £800"

i cant believe they are profiting so much off sluts with sexually defunct boyfriends.

i don't know about collagen and restalyn, but botox has uses other than cosmetics.

Botox & Migraine

i have been getting botox injections for a while now for migraine therapy. it is expensive, but it is totally comparable in price to the pharms i was taking, but botox is not a drug so there are no side effects. it works pretty incredibly well.

**Cerebro** · 06-24-2008, 06:40 AM

Any girl that can't orgasm just hasn't met the right guy yet, not all guys are bastards, most fems figure that one out.
I get a bit grey re: molested etc since I have no experience of that.
But basically, if a guy is tuned to the desires of his girl, and can give her what she wants, she shouldn't feel the need to hold back.

Mescalito · 06-24-2008, 07:09 AM

It never ceases to amaze what a little electric shock somewhere in the body can do.

Implant Achieves Female Orgasm

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toastyroach · 06-24-2008, 07:36 AM

every girl is different, and all you guys and girls sitting here saying that its the guys fault are just plain ignorant... i had an ex that was a total minute man and would bust after 3-5 minutes, and have another one before she started to dry up and start complaining in under 10-15 (guess why shes the ex).. and i've been with girls that simply CAN NOT have an orgasm, no matter what. others wont orgasm from straight sex and need their clit rubbed, some need to take it in the ass to have one, and then there's the general spectrum of everything in between... every woman is different, and no its not about the man having skillz (if you're a guy saying that you probably just havent fucked enough different women). and fuck you in advance before you try to throw a jab in here that I set myself up for

OldSchoolStylee · 06-24-2008, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by generic_hippie

thousands of great one-liners going to waste here...

where are they then

06-20-2008, 11:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
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InAJar Ohm Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 343 Thanks: 26 Thanked 22 Times in 20 Posts	sounds fucked up. she doesn't need a shot. her boyfriend needs some skills. __________________ He'll give you breathing holes and you'll think you're happy.

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sweetheat undecided Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 415 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	that is totally unnecessary, and just a sick exapmle of how much these dickheads who make collagen, botox, restalyne, etc. are profiting off of impressionable, self conscious females. "The G-shot costs £800" i cant believe they are profiting so much off sluts with sexually defunct boyfriends. __________________ Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup, They slither while they pass they slip away across the universe Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my opened mind, Possessing and caressing me

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spicoli YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Cali Posts: 555 Thanks: 80 Thanked 56 Times in 45 Posts	there are some women who can't orgasm, maybe it's medical or psychological, whatever i dunno. maybe they're too uptight, and need to go to the sex shop, grab some porn and a vibrator. not that i know anything about that... but really, i can't imagine having to get a needle jabbed in my lady bits in order to have an orgasm. she's really doing too much. __________________ "Bad is never good until worse happens." -Danish Proverb

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The_First_Roach Hail to the Thief Join Date: May 2008 Location: ATL Posts: 70 Thanks: 2 Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts	now wait 20 years and see if there are any repercussions.

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06-24-2008, 07:36 AM	#19 (permalink)
toastyroach ya'll niggas ride? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NJ Posts: 3,313 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	every girl is different, and all you guys and girls sitting here saying that its the guys fault are just plain ignorant... i had an ex that was a total minute man and would bust after 3-5 minutes, and have another one before she started to dry up and start complaining in under 10-15 (guess why shes the ex).. and i've been with girls that simply CAN NOT have an orgasm, no matter what. others wont orgasm from straight sex and need their clit rubbed, some need to take it in the ass to have one, and then there's the general spectrum of everything in between... every woman is different, and no its not about the man having skillz (if you're a guy saying that you probably just havent fucked enough different women). and fuck you in advance before you try to throw a jab in here that I set myself up for __________________ Last edited by toastyroach; 06-24-2008 at 07:41 AM.