Police

Man in Black · 06-30-2008, 03:30 PM

So about five minutes ago I hear a knock at the door. I get up to go look and see who it is, peek out the window, and sure enough, it's a local. My heart drops. Saturday night I had a little run in with some friends, they got disorderly conduct charges but because of my ability to keep a level head I got to go free. Regardless though, they still took my information and checked for warrants etc etc.

So yeah I see her standing out there (the sheriff is a lady) and my initial thought is "Fuck, she's going to ask me about my involvement from what happened Saturday night. I thought this shit was done and over with." So I open the door and ask "Can I help you?". The last thing I want to do is help a police officer but I know the routine having been through it a few times before. She asks if I had heard my next door neighbors arguing or fighting. Boy was I relieved. I said no, I had the music turned up loud and the laundry machine was going. Then she asks if I had ever heard them doing it in the past, I said no, never. Which I never have, the only commotion I ever hear is a when some kids down the street occasionally have a party or something. So I tell her "Sorry I couldn't help." She says "Thanks" and walks away. I breathe a sigh of relief. I was just about to start smoking a fucking bowl too.

But yeah, as long as you keep your cool and act reasonable, cops usually won't give you a hard time. But two run in's in three days is a little more than I'd like to deal with.

Messing with my freedom, is like messing with my emotions.

i love ganj · 06-30-2008, 03:42 PM

fuck the police

just some fucking faggot in a fancy blue shirt wit a bullshit badge on it. some douche bag that was bullied in school n wants to take it out on others.

fuck em

Juicy_J · 06-30-2008, 03:45 PM

Good to hear nothing was really up.

I've only had the cops come to my house twice.

Once because I was blacked out drunk acting a fool and my own grandmother called them up. They arrest me for DUI and various shit because i was passed out drunk in the drivers seat with the key in the ignition. Fucked up part is my grandma actually was the one who hired me a lawyer cause I had caught a felony while i was sittin in thr back of the cop car cause i broke the door handle.

Second time my house got raided cause my asshole of a uncle calls the cops of me and my buddy because our car broke down in front of his house because my uncle and grandma share a trash dumpster and we we're taking the trash down there when the car fucked up. He ends up lettin the cops go through my fuckin trash because he said he wanted to make sure it was mine. They find some seeds, stems, and roach papers and get a warrant for my house the next day. Ended up popping me with 9 morphione 100's(little blue fuckers) and a shitload of pipes/papers/hitters. I just got out of jail for that shit Feb 25th of this year.

Man in Black · 06-30-2008, 04:06 PM

^Bummer

I'm just glad that it wasn't one of the three or four cops that I had to deal with from Saturday night. That would have sucked.

They'd probably be like "You again?". lol

The sooner they forget my face, the better

Juicy_J · 06-30-2008, 04:08 PM

Yeah you're damn right about the sooner they forget the better.

Smaerd · 06-30-2008, 05:20 PM

F t p - f t w.

_tyranT · 06-30-2008, 05:23 PM

Fuck the God damn Police Man. FUCk EM! god damn it

stay the fuck out my business. fucking gooks.

_tyranT · 06-30-2008, 05:34 PM

“ Hey, Mr. Police, is you hearing me, you can do your job without fucking touching me/You ain’t shit without your badge, get the fuck around me”

GratefulDead · 06-30-2008, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy_J

Good to hear nothing was really up.

I've only had the cops come to my house twice.

Once because I was blacked out drunk acting a fool and my own grandmother called them up. They arrest me for DUI and various shit because i was passed out drunk in the drivers seat with the key in the ignition. Fucked up part is my grandma actually was the one who hired me a lawyer cause I had caught a felony while i was sittin in thr back of the cop car cause i broke the door handle.

Second time my house got raided cause my asshole of a uncle calls the cops of me and my buddy because our car broke down in front of his house because my uncle and grandma share a trash dumpster and we we're taking the trash down there when the car fucked up. He ends up lettin the cops go through my fuckin trash because he said he wanted to make sure it was mine. They find some seeds, stems, and roach papers and get a warrant for my house the next day. Ended up popping me with 9 morphione 100's(little blue fuckers) and a shitload of pipes/papers/hitters. I just got out of jail for that shit Feb 25th of this year.

That really sucks. But if it were me, the second I got out of jail I would be back in jail for either aggravated assault or attempted murder. If someone gets me put in jail for some shit like that its on. I tend not to hate on the cops too bad, see the Stanford Prison Experiment.

Smaerd · 06-30-2008, 05:42 PM

There's a difference between police officers and pigs. No one should have the right to deem what we put in our bodies by choice as bad or good. The end it's a human right.

Juicy_J · 06-30-2008, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GratefulDead

That really sucks. But if it were me, the second I got out of jail I would be back in jail for either aggravated assault or attempted murder. If someone gets me put in jail for some shit like that its on. I tend not to hate on the cops too bad, see the Stanford Prison Experiment.

Oh trust me bro I know how you feel cause I sat in the county for 3 months for that bullshit but I couldn't justify whooping my uncles ass just to sit in their even long not to mention probably be sent to the pen. Like I said though I was ready to stomp his ass but by the time I got out I was just happy to be out.

jag8 · 07-01-2008, 05:45 AM

is hate them. theyve been at my house a few times. once was looking for a lost girl which was cool. second time was to serve my roomate with a warrent. after that shit, i wont open the door for anyone that doesnt call ahead. fuck that shit.

SmokeSomeDoja · 07-01-2008, 08:19 AM

check out that video theoldman&theweed posted about why you should never talk to cops.

jag8 · 07-01-2008, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeSomeDoja

check out that video theoldman&theweed posted about why you should never talk to cops.

whats it under? ...more info

№1 · 07-01-2008, 07:37 PM

Yeah, you go fuckers, fuck the man!!!

That is, right up until you need them, right?

jag8 · 07-01-2008, 07:52 PM

everytime i needed them they left me hanging.

shoot just yesterday i was working in a nicer neiborhood. head a house alarm go off. it sounded like a fire bell. i call the poliece being the good citizen i am. took them about 15-20 minutes to get there.

just because i didnt see any signs of break in or fire doesnt mean shit wasnt going down on the inside.....

Man in Black · 07-01-2008, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by №1

That is, right up until you need them, right?

I understand there is a need for police, of course. And there are even some good cops out there. But not many around here.

My motto isn't so much "fuck the police" as it is "leave me the fuck alone".

And I feel is the duty of every American citizen to rely on the police for as little as possible. They have so much power because people have given it to them. When people abuse law enforcement, meaning when they rely on the police to solve every little thing, you are basically giving them authority over every area of your life.

I don't necessarily advocate vigilante justice, but the police are there for a reason. And it's certainly not to solve every little problem you might have.

Weedwax · 07-01-2008, 09:04 PM

ElectricÜkulele · 07-02-2008, 10:52 AM

My main problem with the cops (at least in america) is that it's law enforcement for the generation of revenue. I mean, for the most part, all they're there for is to make more money for the government. Laws like, well, the prohibition of marijuana are only on the books because it makes jobs (for cops, lawyers, judges, jailers, Parole Officers, etc.) amd makes money (through fines, fees, court costs, taxpayer money going to the incarceration of pot smokers, etc.). It's bullshit.
But There are some respectable cops, and good laws too. It's wrong to make a generalization.

SmokeSomeDoja · 07-02-2008, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jag8

whats it under? ...more info

here you go jag - doode makes some pretty good points, and the veteran cop agrees with him.

Don't Talk to the Police: Video by law professor

06-30-2008, 03:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
Man in Black sic semper tyrannis Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 822 Thanks: 189 Thanked 67 Times in 53 Posts	Police So about five minutes ago I hear a knock at the door. I get up to go look and see who it is, peek out the window, and sure enough, it's a local. My heart drops. Saturday night I had a little run in with some friends, they got disorderly conduct charges but because of my ability to keep a level head I got to go free. Regardless though, they still took my information and checked for warrants etc etc. So yeah I see her standing out there (the sheriff is a lady) and my initial thought is "Fuck, she's going to ask me about my involvement from what happened Saturday night. I thought this shit was done and over with." So I open the door and ask "Can I help you?". The last thing I want to do is help a police officer but I know the routine having been through it a few times before. She asks if I had heard my next door neighbors arguing or fighting. Boy was I relieved. I said no, I had the music turned up loud and the laundry machine was going. Then she asks if I had ever heard them doing it in the past, I said no, never. Which I never have, the only commotion I ever hear is a when some kids down the street occasionally have a party or something. So I tell her "Sorry I couldn't help." She says "Thanks" and walks away. I breathe a sigh of relief. I was just about to start smoking a fucking bowl too. But yeah, as long as you keep your cool and act reasonable, cops usually won't give you a hard time. But two run in's in three days is a little more than I'd like to deal with. Messing with my freedom, is like messing with my emotions. __________________ Don't let it bring you down, it's only castles burning, find someone who's turning and you will come around

06-30-2008, 03:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
i love ganj MENDO LOVE Join Date: May 2006 Location: the void Posts: 1,951 Thanks: 0 Thanked 13 Times in 6 Posts	fuck the police just some fucking faggot in a fancy blue shirt wit a bullshit badge on it. some douche bag that was bullied in school n wants to take it out on others. fuck em __________________ got my head in the clouds and my feet on the ground

06-30-2008, 03:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Juicy_J hed (hed) hed Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Midwest-(6)1(8) Posts: 887 Thanks: 74 Thanked 26 Times in 23 Posts	Good to hear nothing was really up. I've only had the cops come to my house twice. Once because I was blacked out drunk acting a fool and my own grandmother called them up. They arrest me for DUI and various shit because i was passed out drunk in the drivers seat with the key in the ignition. Fucked up part is my grandma actually was the one who hired me a lawyer cause I had caught a felony while i was sittin in thr back of the cop car cause i broke the door handle. Second time my house got raided cause my asshole of a uncle calls the cops of me and my buddy because our car broke down in front of his house because my uncle and grandma share a trash dumpster and we we're taking the trash down there when the car fucked up. He ends up lettin the cops go through my fuckin trash because he said he wanted to make sure it was mine. They find some seeds, stems, and roach papers and get a warrant for my house the next day. Ended up popping me with 9 morphione 100's(little blue fuckers) and a shitload of pipes/papers/hitters. I just got out of jail for that shit Feb 25th of this year. __________________ *Illinois Tokers - Juicy_JHedonsall_t oked_upStonie JoRogueMadyriAdid as420ArtOfWar OMGchia123* "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me". Hunter S. Thompson Last edited by Juicy_J; 06-30-2008 at 03:46 PM. Reason: Fixin some spellin errors but not all of them.

06-30-2008, 04:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
Man in Black sic semper tyrannis Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 822 Thanks: 189 Thanked 67 Times in 53 Posts	^Bummer I'm just glad that it wasn't one of the three or four cops that I had to deal with from Saturday night. That would have sucked. They'd probably be like "You again?". lol The sooner they forget my face, the better __________________ Don't let it bring you down, it's only castles burning, find someone who's turning and you will come around

06-30-2008, 04:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
Juicy_J hed (hed) hed Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Midwest-(6)1(8) Posts: 887 Thanks: 74 Thanked 26 Times in 23 Posts	Yeah you're damn right about the sooner they forget the better. __________________ *Illinois Tokers - Juicy_JHedonsall_t oked_upStonie JoRogueMadyriAdid as420ArtOfWar OMGchia123* "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me". Hunter S. Thompson

06-30-2008, 05:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
Smaerd observations kill me Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Vagrant Status Posts: 1,497 Thanks: 162 Thanked 220 Times in 155 Posts	F t p - f t w.

06-30-2008, 05:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
_tyranT YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: dyt Posts: 1,419 Thanks: 7 Thanked 21 Times in 14 Posts	Fuck the God damn Police Man. FUCk EM! god damn it stay the fuck out my business. fucking gooks.

06-30-2008, 05:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
_tyranT YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: dyt Posts: 1,419 Thanks: 7 Thanked 21 Times in 14 Posts	“ Hey, Mr. Police, is you hearing me, you can do your job without fucking touching me/You ain’t shit without your badge, get the fuck around me” Last edited by _tyranT; 06-30-2008 at 05:37 PM.

06-30-2008, 05:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
Smaerd observations kill me Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Vagrant Status Posts: 1,497 Thanks: 162 Thanked 220 Times in 155 Posts	There's a difference between police officers and pigs. No one should have the right to deem what we put in our bodies by choice as bad or good. The end it's a human right.

07-01-2008, 05:45 AM	#12 (permalink)
jag8 nug get Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,261 Thanks: 19 Thanked 38 Times in 27 Posts	is hate them. theyve been at my house a few times. once was looking for a lost girl which was cool. second time was to serve my roomate with a warrent. after that shit, i wont open the door for anyone that doesnt call ahead. fuck that shit.

07-01-2008, 08:19 AM	#13 (permalink)
SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: San Franpsycho Posts: 18,143 Thanks: 104 Thanked 289 Times in 149 Posts	check out that video theoldman&theweed posted about why you should never talk to cops. __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

07-01-2008, 07:37 PM	#15 (permalink)
№1 Knock knock... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: out there Posts: 8,858 Thanks: 24 Thanked 88 Times in 68 Posts	Yeah, you go fuckers, fuck the man!!! That is, right up until you need them, right? __________________ "You can't play in the middle of the road if you've never seen the far curb..." Doug Stanhope --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Purgatory

07-01-2008, 07:52 PM	#16 (permalink)
jag8 nug get Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 1,261 Thanks: 19 Thanked 38 Times in 27 Posts	everytime i needed them they left me hanging. shoot just yesterday i was working in a nicer neiborhood. head a house alarm go off. it sounded like a fire bell. i call the poliece being the good citizen i am. took them about 15-20 minutes to get there. just because i didnt see any signs of break in or fire doesnt mean shit wasnt going down on the inside.....

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