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Old 06-30-2008, 10:07 PM   #21 (permalink)
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When my BF and I broke up for a while, he started dating this ugly bitch who thought she was really hot shit. She went away on vaction and left him her house keys around the time he and I started seeing each other again. I told him if he wanted me back, he'd have to do me on her bed to seal the deal. We ended up getting really into the foreplay and he's huge so I ralfed stomach acid all over her sheets...it's good I hadn't eaten cuz blowing chunks would've killed the mood entirely...
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Old 06-30-2008, 10:25 PM   #22 (permalink)
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if you make a bitch puke on purpose, a little pain for you should be in order as well. if puke/stomach acid burns schlong, this works out well.
lol supposedly it didn't burn cuz he was still good to go after we cleaned up...

I don't know why I tell you guys some of the stuff I do.
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the other day i was in physics lab and i happened to be sitting with a bunch of asians and one girl was making paper roses, and i thought to myself, omg these people are so asian and im so white, this is so wierd.
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Old 07-01-2008, 12:01 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Well if it makes you feel better I have done my girl from behind while she was puking in the toilet as a result of drinking too much. It was seriously funny at the time.. for both of us. Throw in a few motivational words to it and you got yourself a mutual symbiotic experience. Also.. just to add to it.. when she pukes she contracts! I don't think I can live this down.. but then again I did post photos of my package on here so.. yeah.. either way.

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Old 07-01-2008, 12:03 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:00 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Seriously though, what sorta asshole does that after being told no? Got less than what he deserved I'd say. I'm certainly down for some deepthroating, but I'd probably end up puking all over the place if that happened.
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:13 AM   #26 (permalink)
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its happened to me under different circumstances, she was trashed, the gagging wasn't intentional, but the results were the same...
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:19 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Baffled as to how women want to be with these guys
i know, i can think of at least 2 friends of mine who are with really controlling guys. ive even had to have some confrontations with one of them, as he wouldnt let her over to my house, with my parents in, to watch a movie.

he said i was ruining his relationship, i said i was threatening his dictatorship lol.

srsly thou sume guys are ASSES to thier ladys
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:43 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Deep throating is awesome and accidents do happen but what kinda desperate creep forces it on someone?

He's never gonna get to fuck her in the ass now!
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Old 07-01-2008, 07:58 AM   #29 (permalink)
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The whole dick puking thing would be awkward and embarrassing if this was a relatively fresh relationship...like under a year dating...and the guy forced it on her. If gross or hilarious shit happens in the bedroom when you've been together for a while, it just becomes a story to look back on and laugh.
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