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Old 06-30-2008, 04:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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gagging to a new level?

my friend said her new boyfriend did something, and i thought it was ridiculously out of line.
they came back from a party, and she was really drunk and he wants a blow job, so she gives him one. but then hes like i wanna gag you, and he pushes her head down. and she is like, no im gonna ralf and he said, no it feels good, and kept pushing her head down.and then she meggs on his dick not just once but three times.
if a chick did that, would you not stop?? is that gross, or am im just like old fashioned or something? is emptying your stomach on a guys hammer is the newest thing.
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Old 06-30-2008, 05:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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AHAHA thats a good laugh
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Old 06-30-2008, 05:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Dude, Hard to flaccid in .003 seconds. Just the thought of puke makes me sick anyway, but on my shlong....nty. I couldnt do something like that to a girl anyway, just shove her head down, that's not cool.
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Old 06-30-2008, 05:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yeah. I think the whole face fucking gagging thing is pretty foul behaviour. If I ever found myself in a position where A woman actually wanted to put her mouth on my genitals, I think I'd just sit back and let her do what she feels comfortable with.

/Baffled as to how women want to be with these guys
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Old 06-30-2008, 05:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Dude, Hard to flaccid in .003 seconds. Just the thought of puke makes me sick anyway, but on my shlong....nty. I couldnt do something like that to a girl anyway, just shove her head down, that's not cool.
hahahaha. man that would also happen to me too, had I a shazam. however i thought maybe i just dont know whats 'new and exciting'
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Old 06-30-2008, 05:15 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2008, 05:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I don't think thats new or exciting... I think that's deviant and foul... Some guys just ruin it for others seriously... Not all of us are like that.
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Old 06-30-2008, 05:18 PM   #8 (permalink)
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So, you're asking if barfing on cock is "in"?
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Old 06-30-2008, 05:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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yea, i thought it was pretty fuckass nasty, but never know.
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that whole situation and everyone involved is pretty fuckass nasty.
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Old 06-30-2008, 05:46 PM   #11 (permalink)
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she actually puked on his dick? damnn
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:01 PM   #13 (permalink)
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yea thats sick, who forces their partner to do something they dont want to.

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Old 06-30-2008, 07:18 PM   #14 (permalink)
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seriously.

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Old 06-30-2008, 07:38 PM   #15 (permalink)
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once the idea of 'erotic gagging' is introduced, the encounter will be over.

i'll keep this in mind if it ever happens, but i try to avoid people who would be likely to request that. you never know who that is, but perhaps they are easier to identify than one would imagine

there are way, way preferable methods of enhancing sex and taking it to a new level; methods that exclude vomit and choking.
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Old 06-30-2008, 07:45 PM   #16 (permalink)
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When my BF and I broke up for a while, he started dating this ugly bitch who thought she was really hot shit. She went away on vaction and left him her house keys around the time he and I started seeing each other again. I told him if he wanted me back, he'd have to do me on her bed to seal the deal. We ended up getting really into the foreplay and he's huge so I ralfed stomach acid all over her sheets...it's good I hadn't eaten cuz blowing chunks would've killed the mood entirely...
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edit - pheeyonce i guess.
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Old 06-30-2008, 07:57 PM   #19 (permalink)
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stomach acid in the dick hole has gotta burn!!!!!!!
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if you make a bitch puke on purpose, a little pain for you should be in order as well. if puke/stomach acid burns schlong, this works out well.
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