Got a gallon of milk?

**Hedons** · 07-01-2008, 07:38 PM

Breitbart.tv Customers Hate New Cost-Saving Square Milk Jugs at Sam’s Club

-Hedons

**AlteredStateGrl** · 07-01-2008, 07:41 PM

I have square cartons of soy milk.

**sput·nik** · 07-01-2008, 08:22 PM

you can almost hear the whir of the R&D interoffice memos flying back & forth; corporate retail thinktanks crunching the daily numbers on consumer willingness to take it in the ass for pennies on the dollar.

every passing day the horizon looks a little more square.

Weedwax · 07-01-2008, 08:45 PM

Meh, looks pretty cool.

BearsysRevenge · 07-01-2008, 08:49 PM

I've actually had the idea for square gallon jugs for years

Parallax · 07-01-2008, 09:03 PM

actually i was the first one to think of that

Weedwax · 07-01-2008, 09:03 PM

^Shoulda said something, you coulda made MILLIONS!!!!1

Human-yo · 07-01-2008, 09:12 PM

i was thinking they should make myriagon (10,000 sided polygon!!!) shaped milk cartons.

Parallax · 07-01-2008, 09:30 PM

myriagon is 2d, stupid

SmokeSomeDoja · 07-01-2008, 09:37 PM

sounds good to me.

although i cringe when i think of the poor souls that may have to pour milk slightly different than before. thats a real shame.

Smaerd · 07-01-2008, 09:40 PM

Seriously that just depressed me. the whole "changing times" thing was horrible... I love change but it sounded like they were trying to explain something to us, like mother to kid "you have to stop using the sippy cup son". EW.

However if it's more effective and shit I'm all for it...

SmokeSomeDoja · 07-01-2008, 09:43 PM

but think of all the fun times and memories weve all had with the irregularly shaped milk gallon!

Smaerd · 07-01-2008, 09:45 PM

Haha like what? trying to stack shit in a shopping cart and having it not work cuz of their tapered tops.. haha I hear you though, but you gotta remmember milk used to come in glass bottles.

Parallax · 07-01-2008, 10:03 PM

back in the day you had to suckle on a cows teat for milk

Human-yo · 07-01-2008, 10:08 PM

are you saying squares are 3d, asshat?

Oceans 80 · 07-01-2008, 10:09 PM

jesus...people are nuts, its harder to pull..

this poor country

at least someone is making an effort to help people out in spite of the rising gas prices

Skywarp · 07-01-2008, 10:10 PM

This has no effect on my life whatsoever...

/leaves thread

FindingBalance · 07-01-2008, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlteredStateGrl

I have square cartons of soy milk.

if you dont already drink it, try SOY Dream.theres a picture of some lady doing yoga on the front and yes it does hurt my manhood slightly when i drink it.

Parallax · 07-01-2008, 10:13 PM

how the fuck do you people store your milk in 2d milk cartons, that what i want to know

Human-yo · 07-01-2008, 10:16 PM

haha, use some imagination there sir.

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SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: San Franpsycho Posts: 18,097 Thanks: 90 Thanked 276 Times in 139 Posts	sounds good to me. although i cringe when i think of the poor souls that may have to pour milk slightly different than before. thats a real shame. __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

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Smaerd observations kill me Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Vagrant Status Posts: 1,314 Thanks: 139 Thanked 196 Times in 138 Posts	Seriously that just depressed me. the whole "changing times" thing was horrible... I love change but it sounded like they were trying to explain something to us, like mother to kid "you have to stop using the sippy cup son". EW. However if it's more effective and shit I'm all for it...

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SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: San Franpsycho Posts: 18,097 Thanks: 90 Thanked 276 Times in 139 Posts	but think of all the fun times and memories weve all had with the irregularly shaped milk gallon! __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

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Smaerd observations kill me Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Vagrant Status Posts: 1,314 Thanks: 139 Thanked 196 Times in 138 Posts	Haha like what? trying to stack shit in a shopping cart and having it not work cuz of their tapered tops.. haha I hear you though, but you gotta remmember milk used to come in glass bottles.

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Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,582 Thanks: 23 Thanked 95 Times in 32 Posts	back in the day you had to suckle on a cows teat for milk __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

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