what would you do if...

fluids · 08-07-2008, 10:27 PM

...the blue hairy mutant guy from xmen wanted to smoke with you, and he threw down some blue hairy shit that he "grew himself"? the catch is, it smells scrumptious and you can tell he is blazed out of his mind when he comes in.

would you trust the mutant and smoke his mutant stash, or would you politely turn him down and back away slowly? you never know it could work for him but make you cough up hair balls, or you could transcend highness and break into a whole new level.

i'm really bored.

Puffman · 08-07-2008, 10:41 PM

are you insinuating that beast would try to pass of his scrotum as some sort of exotic nugget of weed?

fluids · 08-07-2008, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Puffman

are you insinuating that beast would try to pass of his scrotum as some sort of exotic nugget of weed?

lmao, i walked right into that one

xMSx · 08-08-2008, 12:27 AM

I don't trust blue things. so no.

Shaggy_420 · 08-08-2008, 01:36 AM

well if it actually looked like a nug of weed
but was just blue
maybe

i'd have to break it down a bit

but other than the fact it may be painted blue
id smoke it

JayDonC · 08-08-2008, 01:52 AM

Seeing as how he's a professor of American Studies, yes, yes I would.

Über King · 08-08-2008, 04:04 AM

id decline, suspicious that his 'stash' might be ground up dead smurf.

DrChronic · 08-08-2008, 04:58 AM

i would put the crack pipe down and back away from my keyboard

Seeds&Stems · 08-08-2008, 07:53 AM

ooooh man id prolly burn em down one and wip out a game of magic the gathering then we'd all drink sum ovaltine then probly a nap before xfiles.

GratefulDead · 08-08-2008, 08:09 AM

I would capture it and steal all of his weed. Then sell it to the us govt to buy more weed.

Patrick Rue · 08-08-2008, 09:00 AM

I'd have to be there, I just can't make a call like that without feeling the situation.

Although I've eaten random ground score doses and shit, but there was a prior guinea pig. Probably the best acid I've ever done too.

verklingen · 08-08-2008, 09:49 AM

if i don't trust a scientist who'm i gonna trust?

bongobongo · 08-08-2008, 09:54 AM

i DONT GET IT

Seeds&Stems · 08-08-2008, 11:14 AM

bongo im going to go get some highly illegal drugs and when i return you better be ready to discuss mutants, hairy blue nugs, and what-if situations.

bongobongo · 08-08-2008, 12:31 PM

o

I get it now for sure =D

im on LSD

grieves · 08-08-2008, 12:44 PM

no...

no...

shakes head, no....

08-08-2008, 01:02 PM

what would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz hes hungry. and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?

THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO???

verklingen · 08-08-2008, 01:07 PM

is daddy gone? somewhere smokin rock now?

plz shoot me.

Patrick Rue · 08-08-2008, 01:16 PM

hes in and out of lockdown

Seeds&Stems · 08-08-2008, 02:25 PM

i aint got a job now.

08-07-2008, 10:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
fluids YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 224 Thanks: 4 Thanked 9 Times in 8 Posts	what would you do if... ...the blue hairy mutant guy from xmen wanted to smoke with you, and he threw down some blue hairy shit that he "grew himself"? the catch is, it smells scrumptious and you can tell he is blazed out of his mind when he comes in. would you trust the mutant and smoke his mutant stash, or would you politely turn him down and back away slowly? you never know it could work for him but make you cough up hair balls, or you could transcend highness and break into a whole new level. i'm really bored.

08-08-2008, 01:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
Shaggy_420 Marijuana Consumer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NV Posts: 876 Thanks: 203 Thanked 69 Times in 37 Posts	well if it actually looked like a nug of weed but was just blue maybe i'd have to break it down a bit but other than the fact it may be painted blue id smoke it __________________ "Penalties against the possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself... Nowhere is this more clear to me than in the laws against possession of marijuana... Therefore, I support legislation amending federal law to eliminate all federal criminal penalties for the possession of up to 1 oz. of marijuana." - Jimmy Carter, Former President & Nobel Peace Prize Winner

08-08-2008, 01:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
JayDonC YaHookan Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 9 Times in 7 Posts	Seeing as how he's a professor of American Studies, yes, yes I would. __________________ fun and failure both start out the same way

08-08-2008, 04:04 AM	#7 (permalink)
Über King yabooban Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The ÜK Posts: 2,614 Thanks: 13 Thanked 23 Times in 14 Posts	id decline, suspicious that his 'stash' might be ground up dead smurf. __________________ You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? http://www.youtube.com/user/speckyecky

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DrChronic Human Suppository Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Borough Of Englandshire Posts: 3,769 Thanks: 5 Thanked 6 Times in 3 Posts	i would put the crack pipe down and back away from my keyboard __________________ SUCK MY SOPPING CUNT

08-07-2008, 10:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
Puffman Attorney at Law Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 6,144 Thanks: 23 Thanked 26 Times in 21 Posts	are you insinuating that beast would try to pass of his scrotum as some sort of exotic nugget of weed?

08-08-2008, 08:09 AM	#10 (permalink)
GratefulDead Mota Thief Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arkansas Posts: 249 Thanks: 28 Thanked 31 Times in 30 Posts	I would capture it and steal all of his weed. Then sell it to the us govt to buy more weed.

08-08-2008, 09:49 AM	#12 (permalink)
verklingen what is Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the sun Posts: 5,715 Thanks: 207 Thanked 515 Times in 302 Posts	if i don't trust a scientist who'm i gonna trust? __________________ you can't explain the rules of tennis to a dog, but he runs after it and plays with it...like the dog playing with the ball, we don't have the necessary tools needed to interpret the afterlife..until we get there, then a whole new universe is given to us. Perhaps 200 billion light years away, there's the next phase of our existance..Remember you cannot destroy energy, which is all we are... -matthew munari rip matt

08-08-2008, 09:54 AM	#13 (permalink)
bongobongo ognob Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 384 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	i DONT GET IT

08-08-2008, 12:31 PM	#15 (permalink)
bongobongo ognob Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 384 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	o I get it now for sure =D im on LSD

08-08-2008, 12:44 PM	#16 (permalink)
grieves Hittin' That What Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 7,882 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 420 Thanked 219 Times in 105 Posts	no... no... shakes head, no.... __________________ One half of all the two leggeds on the scene are too timid to dream Cos failure is far too depressing it would seem So they take whats given Thats your decison, I just don't consider that living If I'm to die whether or not I try I might as well let the dice fly

08-08-2008, 01:02 PM	#17 (permalink)
FindingBalance Guest Posts: n/a	what would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz hes hungry. and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money? THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO???

08-08-2008, 01:07 PM	#18 (permalink)
verklingen what is Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the sun Posts: 5,715 Thanks: 207 Thanked 515 Times in 302 Posts	is daddy gone? somewhere smokin rock now? plz shoot me. __________________ you can't explain the rules of tennis to a dog, but he runs after it and plays with it...like the dog playing with the ball, we don't have the necessary tools needed to interpret the afterlife..until we get there, then a whole new universe is given to us. Perhaps 200 billion light years away, there's the next phase of our existance..Remember you cannot destroy energy, which is all we are... -matthew munari rip matt

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