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Old 08-08-2008, 07:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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just got back from court, been banned for 12 month and fined £265 for being 1 fucking miligram over the drink drive limit. Thats the least possible amount you can be over the limit, i only got pulled cos a tailight was out.
the judge was a right bitch she was acting as if id drank a litre of vodka and ploughed into playground full of children, infact i hope one day i do run over her children
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Old 08-08-2008, 07:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2008, 08:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2008, 08:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Ouch mate. Biggest concern I'd have in that scenario is the price of future insurance.
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Old 08-08-2008, 08:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Ouch mate. Biggest concern I'd have in that scenario is the price of future insurance.
I know im going to get raped by insurance companies once this bans up
ill only do 9 months of the ban though im going on one of them drink drive rehab courses and that knocks 3 months off the ban.
all for one fucking miligram of alcohol.
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Old 08-08-2008, 08:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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You should move to Tennessee, pretty sure they don't need car insurance.

The car culture is out of control.
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Old 08-08-2008, 09:10 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Downer. Yeah kind of stupid- in the letter of the law being 1mg over the limit is the same as having drunk 20 pints.
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Old 08-08-2008, 09:36 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I'm mid-ban at the moment mate, 2.5 months to go and it fucking sucks

And imo, judges are always cunts. Fucking dirty when they start giving you the "i hope you learn your lessons" speach, makes you feel like a 7 year old being shouted at by your grandma.
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Old 08-08-2008, 09:50 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Lloydy, i don't know you, but i would wager that the streets where you live just became a lot safer.
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Old 08-08-2008, 09:55 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Lloydy, i don't know you, but i would wager that the sidewalks where you live just became a lot safer.
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anyway...that sucks lloydy. you should find some fit bitches to drive you around.
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Old 08-08-2008, 09:56 AM   #11 (permalink)
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its big brother disciplining you because your mom cant do it, ingrates
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Old 08-08-2008, 09:57 AM   #12 (permalink)
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my brother got arrested once when me and him and his friend was at the halloween party.. and they were getting bored... i had no idea what was going on really, but they was like lets GOoo

so my bro is driving and a cops pulls us over and hes drunk as hell, they got him going like 60 in a 35 and so he gets arrested and all that and the police take me and his friend to the station... he comes out laughing and shit cause hes still drunk, but hes like yea when they was booking me i spewed...

and he didnt lose his license.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:07 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
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the judge was a right bitch she was acting as if id drank a litre of vodka and ploughed into playground full of children, infact i hope one day i do run over her children
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Old 08-08-2008, 06:46 PM   #15 (permalink)
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damn thats tough. i cant wait till i pass my test, having to take the bus sucks balls. I sympathise fully

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Old 08-08-2008, 07:56 PM   #16 (permalink)
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You should move to Tennessee, pretty sure they don't need car insurance.

The car culture is out of control.

Wrong. You will be fined and could be jailed for not having insurance in tennessee..

We has risen to the rest of the world..
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Old 08-09-2008, 02:46 AM   #17 (permalink)
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fuck them pigsters lloydy. just dont let em catch ya ridin dirty have fun
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Old 08-09-2008, 02:49 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 08-09-2008, 03:37 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Drink driving/riding here is about a five quid fine and once paid you go on your way to where ever you were going! There are ups and downs to this of course..

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Old 08-09-2008, 10:43 AM   #20 (permalink)
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That blows Lloydy.
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