Joke

Bad dog · 08-09-2008, 05:05 AM

q: whats the difference between being 'involved' and being 'committed'?

a: example; with bacon and eggs, the eggs are 'involved', the pig is 'committed'.

Prophet Saddam · 08-09-2008, 05:28 AM

wb bondi. what accounts for your temporary absence?

/good joke!

Bad dog · 08-09-2008, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prophet Saddam

wb bondi. what accounts for your temporary absence?

/good joke!

three kids and a motgage to pay, as well as good stuff.

another joke?\

i have good news and bad news, my wife left me (that's the good news),
she's coming back on thursday (thats the bad news).

Prophet Saddam · 08-09-2008, 05:47 AM

I take it all [family and shelter] are well and good. Good to hear.

:takecare:

moldyorangepeel · 08-10-2008, 05:32 PM

the chicken is involved

Prophet Saddam · 08-10-2008, 05:34 PM

I'm deeply involved.

SpankyMcLankey · 08-11-2008, 01:41 AM

The old rooster was teaching the newbie one day telling him "You need to chase me around the farmyard 4 times. If you can catch me in that time, you get to take over the flock with no complaints from me. However. if I get away I get to use you as a hen. One, Two, Three, GO. And off he ran. The farmer, who sitting on the front porch witnessed the first run, then the second run, then got up and got his shotgun. On the third run, he blasted the young rooster. Yelling to his wife, "That was the 4th gay rooster this month!!!!"

Patrick Rue · 08-11-2008, 06:04 AM

^how does it feel to suck at life so much?

SpankyMcLankey · 08-11-2008, 01:14 PM

Not as bad as it feels to be you.

08-09-2008, 05:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
Prophet Saddam Crazy Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: CA, fuck yeah Posts: 16,282 Blog Entries: 10 Thanks: 2,508 Thanked 470 Times in 335 Posts	wb bondi. what accounts for your temporary absence? /good joke! __________________ /sarcasm Saddam's Friends Don't blame me, I voted for Ron Paul

08-09-2008, 05:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
Prophet Saddam Crazy Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: CA, fuck yeah Posts: 16,282 Blog Entries: 10 Thanks: 2,508 Thanked 470 Times in 335 Posts	I take it all [family and shelter] are well and good. Good to hear. :takecare: __________________ /sarcasm Saddam's Friends Don't blame me, I voted for Ron Paul

08-10-2008, 05:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
Prophet Saddam Crazy Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: CA, fuck yeah Posts: 16,282 Blog Entries: 10 Thanks: 2,508 Thanked 470 Times in 335 Posts	I'm deeply involved. __________________ /sarcasm Saddam's Friends Don't blame me, I voted for Ron Paul

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08-10-2008, 05:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
moldyorangepeel Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 4,748 Thanks: 406 Thanked 93 Times in 44 Posts	the chicken is involved

08-11-2008, 01:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
SpankyMcLankey YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,046 Thanks: 144 Thanked 93 Times in 84 Posts	The old rooster was teaching the newbie one day telling him "You need to chase me around the farmyard 4 times. If you can catch me in that time, you get to take over the flock with no complaints from me. However. if I get away I get to use you as a hen. One, Two, Three, GO. And off he ran. The farmer, who sitting on the front porch witnessed the first run, then the second run, then got up and got his shotgun. On the third run, he blasted the young rooster. Yelling to his wife, "That was the 4th gay rooster this month!!!!"

08-11-2008, 01:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
SpankyMcLankey YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,046 Thanks: 144 Thanked 93 Times in 84 Posts	Not as bad as it feels to be you.

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