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Old 08-11-2008, 02:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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how many 8

year olds could you take on in a fight?
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2008, 07:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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if i dont at least get to wear a cup and maybe some goggles/Hannibal lecter mask (for eye gouging and fish hooks) id prob lose to less then 10
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Old 08-11-2008, 07:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
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let's see... I work at a daycare and "ratio" for 8 year olds is 1:25.


I could take 25.
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Old 08-11-2008, 09:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Only in america would kids go to daycare until age 8.
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Old 08-11-2008, 09:34 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I have ages 9-13 in my summer camp. it's sad. but if i were the parents, i wouldnt leave half of them alone at my house either.
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Old 08-11-2008, 09:41 AM   #8 (permalink)
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year olds could you take on in a fight?
Depends on if I raped them first.
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Old 08-11-2008, 10:19 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Depends on if I raped them first.
jimmy brings up a good point here.

it would also depend on whether or not they had down syndrome.
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Old 08-11-2008, 11:49 AM   #10 (permalink)
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bare-fisted ? or would i be able to carry (a) weapon(s) ?????????? kids fight dirty, i'd atleast want a nice cup to protect my manhood, and yeah maybe some goggles/eye protection.....

jimmy's 'rape' point would also change things drastically........


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Old 08-11-2008, 01:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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You can use "tools."

No weapons, no guns.(i.e. swords, pistols, rifles, knives, brass knuckles)
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Old 08-11-2008, 01:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2008, 01:19 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i don't think i could take on all that many solely because my main attack would consist of nothing but wrestling moves.
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Old 08-11-2008, 05:34 PM   #14 (permalink)
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think aboot it. An 8 year old would cry like a bitch and go running if you punched them in the eye 1/8 of your power. Then the rest would get scurred and run.
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Old 08-11-2008, 07:11 PM   #15 (permalink)
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exactly. that is permitting i had a cup on, ya know some of them fucks are nut bashers, fuck that shit! if they cant kick my nuts shits on ya could just up and chuck a few of them and then fight off two more, throw a few more, bash a few. sounds like someone needs to make a videogame of this concept.
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Is a pipe a weapon, or a tool?



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Old 08-11-2008, 07:40 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Eye protection they are like 3 feet tall?! idk Im thinking its gotta be like 25-30 you figure you could knock out 5 in one shot... and we are all very twisted!
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Old 08-11-2008, 07:47 PM   #18 (permalink)
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probably as many as i could untill i was too tired to fight anymore
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Old 08-11-2008, 07:50 PM   #19 (permalink)
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what kind of tools are we talking about here?

axes? hammers? chainsaws? crowbars? welding torches?
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Old 08-11-2008, 08:05 PM   #20 (permalink)
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