Got a story from today?

[Flamingnun]

Uh, drove like 130 miles at work and basically did shit all.

[Über King]

Originally Posted by Mescalito

wtf mayn.. when I read she had a bf.. your story lost all credibility. Why such a pursuit? Don't be letting people fuck you around.

yeh, but im not really interested, i just dont wanna loose touch once i go to college, scince we seemed to be quite close.

anyhoo i got another story.

so im out on the piss tonight, and i was in the turkish, stocking up on chips and donner meat, when a cole mate of mine turns up with a busted eye, and he says some guy at a local bar got him in a headlock for no reason, and punched him. so me, a few of my mates, and a few of his mates, who are huge! go and track this guy down at a local bar. one of my mates goes up to him, and askes, did you smack him in the face? and he says 'yeh coz hes a twat', then the rest of us all square up to this bloke, who was twenty odd, when were all 18 - 20, we all surround him, and hes on his own, so he starts bricking it, and starts denying it all infront of the bouncers, going sewiously, sewiously, i didnt hit him, if i had he'd have been on the floor by now which is bullshit, coz he was tiny.

it was just funny being part of a group, surrounding an older bloke, and watching him, admit to, then instantly deny trying to beat up one of my mates.

lulz, i feel like a big man

[Terry]

That story reminds me of the book Trainspotting when Renton walks the town with Begbie

[SpankyMcLankey]

Waht the fuck? You never actually beat him up then?

Why didn't you guys just wait outside the bar till it closed and jumped his ass? He obviously deserves it...

But dude uber, you have to tell the girl that you weren't trying to make a move or anything. You just wanted to chill. They can't read your mind.

[Über King]

well, id have got in there had the first punch been thrown, but there was bouncer prescence, and i like that bar, and wasnt too keen on getting barred. he shat himself good enough anyway.

and yeah, that a fair point i suppose. just pissed that a friend of mine for a good year suddenly thinks im low enough to start puttin the moves on her.

[DrChronic]

lame uber

sounds like you fancy her a bit though, mebe im wrong



well my morning starts with me in Phatz bar getting down to some hip hop from 12:00am till about 3 then i got a taxi home and slept, woke up with a killer hangover and just lay there for liek 3 hours. then i managed to muster the strength to walk to the corner shop but after the walk i realised i couldnt stomach many of the foods available and in my price range.

spent a good 5 minutes wawlking round the shop getting all dizzy till my eyes fell on a can of ambrosia rice pudding, get in.

walked back and that takes me to here, sitting in bed on yahooka with my rice pudding.

[DrChronic]

im starting to think that maybe this rice pudding was a bad idea :S

[Über King]

rice pudding is never a good idea

[Flamingnun]

Srsly^

Definitely not hungover. Lactose based puddings& hangovers = major whitey

[DrChronic]

lol properly


you know when you're lying down feeling sick, and you know if you move too fast or shake your stomach about in any way that you're gonna chunder all over the fucking place.

i feel like that right now, im a prisoner in my own bed.

[Lloydy]

a quarter of charlie and 3 bottles of vodka later im not feeling too good
my friend is a bad influence, i only went out for a few pints