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SpankyMcLankey · 08-20-2008, 11:56 PM

Random stories for today...

I was working outside when I heard a motorcycle. It was west of my house, on a highway decently close. I heard him hit it a few times and let off and hit it again like he was turning or weaving in traffic. I pretty quickly realized he was probably running from cops, and I heard him in probably 4th gear as he was accelerating slowly. I heard the high pitched rev of the engine scream across town over about 25 seconds. He was on the south side of town by the time the sound went away.

Like I've seen before, if it takes you more than 30 seconds to loose them, you're going to get caught.

I for some reason don't think that they were doing it for fun, because it's a very busy high way that time of the day and no one in the right mind would do that for fun.

Burner of trees · 08-20-2008, 11:58 PM

people keep showing me cellphone pics i don't really care to see of a kid who jumped from the top level of the mall. and no, don't ask.

SpankyMcLankey · 08-21-2008, 12:07 AM

Juicy_J · 08-21-2008, 12:26 AM

I smoked some blunts and waited on the mailman with my money. Motherfucker didn't have my money.

shakeNbake06 · 08-21-2008, 03:13 AM

I made a customer cry...I was ringing her up at a checkstand, she was talking on her cellphone, all happy and shit..I told her the total, I think it was like 19.99 or something and she looked up at me and her face just went weird..she started tearing up and crying and she said "please don't interupt me, I'm talking to my mother who is sick..was fucking weird.. the other day I saw a motorcycle hit TWO baby moose.. I almost hit the mother.. But shit, this guy on the bike grazed them with his metal pegs and almost wiped out. damn i'm high..every fucking day is a story working with customers all day selling electronics...

Über King · 08-21-2008, 06:23 PM

heres an awful one

so on monday i made plans with this girl just to go to the cinema and see hellboy on thursday (today), i receive a text a 1am from this girl saying shes got no money, so i leave it and go to sleep, and ring her at about 11 this morning, and checked that she still cant make it for the cinema, and she said yeah. so i suggest that she comes over to mine and we chill out and watch a movie, scince movies at my house are free. so shes like 'yeah, but i need to see if i can get a lift down, ill ask when my mum wakes up' so i say ok, ill ring in about an hour.

an hour later i ring, and her sister answers the phone, and says shes gone into town with her mum and wont be long, and that she would get her to ring me back. My plans for the day are on hold until she rings me back, so i was a little pissed that she didnt get back to ME once her mum got up, scince she could have asked then. so i give it 2 hours, and think she must be back by now if she just went to town for a bit, like her sister said. she says shes not back. and her sister hates me, so i dont trust her. so i rung her once an hour scince 1. i was bored off my ass, and 2, my plans were on hold until i heard from this girl.

so after shitloads of phone calls, i just give up, and i end up seeing hellboy with some mates. i get back, and her b/f is there to have a massive go at me on msn. saying about how i creeped her out by calling loads, and by inviting her to my house 'one on one', which is obscene coz ive known her for about a year, and i dont fancy the girl, its just i prefer spending my time with people in small groups. but yeah, nobody seems to understand that, and i managed to give off some massive rapist vibe today, and creeped this girl out with all my calls, but id have stopped calling, if she had gotten back to me and said something like she cant make it.

so because of her not getting back to me, ive managed to creep her and her family and her boyfriend out, by calling her house, trying to sort out todays plans, and inviting her to my house. - whats also pissed me off is that shes been to my house before! - then we went out on the piss - then pretended to be together so drunk people would hit on her.

arrrrgh.

PM me for the msn conversation that ensued lol.

proabbly the lowest most humiliating point in my life for a long while

Seeds&Stems · 08-21-2008, 06:29 PM

i cleaned my house. it was rewarding and nice to relax in a clean environment.

SpankyMcLankey · 08-21-2008, 08:35 PM

Hey S&S what is your avatar of any ways? It looks like Carlos Mencia...

Lloydy · 08-21-2008, 08:37 PM

today at work I done absolutely nothing. I stood and talked shite for 8 and a half hours and got paid for it.
Score

Seeds&Stems · 08-21-2008, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey

Hey S&S what is your avatar of any ways? It looks like Carlos Mencia...

its private pyle from full metal jacket

SpankyMcLankey · 08-21-2008, 09:17 PM

ooooooo

That explains a lot. Well now I feel better.

I road 30 miles on my bike today.

In an hour and a half too.

Not to mention I can't even remember the last time I smoked... This week end should be full of lots of partying. It's nice to be the new kid in school, cause girls give me looks, and I ask about partying and give people my number.

maszac · 08-21-2008, 09:41 PM

i ate sbarro.

it was awesome

Bradford · 08-21-2008, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Über King

heres an awful one

so on monday i made plans with this girl just to go to the cinema and see hellboy on thursday (today), i receive a text a 1am from this girl saying shes got no money, so i leave it and go to sleep, and ring her at about 11 this morning, and checked that she still cant make it for the cinema, and she said yeah. so i suggest that she comes over to mine and we chill out and watch a movie, scince movies at my house are free. so shes like 'yeah, but i need to see if i can get a lift down, ill ask when my mum wakes up' so i say ok, ill ring in about an hour.

an hour later i ring, and her sister answers the phone, and says shes gone into town with her mum and wont be long, and that she would get her to ring me back. My plans for the day are on hold until she rings me back, so i was a little pissed that she didnt get back to ME once her mum got up, scince she could have asked then. so i give it 2 hours, and think she must be back by now if she just went to town for a bit, like her sister said. she says shes not back. and her sister hates me, so i dont trust her. so i rung her once an hour scince 1. i was bored off my ass, and 2, my plans were on hold until i heard from this girl.

so after shitloads of phone calls, i just give up, and i end up seeing hellboy with some mates. i get back, and her b/f is there to have a massive go at me on msn. saying about how i creeped her out by calling loads, and by inviting her to my house 'one on one', which is obscene coz ive known her for about a year, and i dont fancy the girl, its just i prefer spending my time with people in small groups. but yeah, nobody seems to understand that, and i managed to give off some massive rapist vibe today, and creeped this girl out with all my calls, but id have stopped calling, if she had gotten back to me and said something like she cant make it.

so because of her not getting back to me, ive managed to creep her and her family and her boyfriend out, by calling her house, trying to sort out todays plans, and inviting her to my house. - whats also pissed me off is that shes been to my house before! - then we went out on the piss - then pretended to be together so drunk people would hit on her.

arrrrgh.

PM me for the msn conversation that ensued lol.

proabbly the lowest most humiliating point in my life for a long while

That sucks. I know how that rapist/stalker vibe nonsense is, unbelievable how some people jump to that. Thank god in my scenario it didn't spread beyond 2 people, some people manage to keep common sense about them.

K10 · 08-22-2008, 12:26 AM

Got off work at 8:30.....been drinking at the bar since 9:00. Gotta be at class at 9:00 AM. weak. still drinkin damn it. thats my story. story of my fuckin life

08-22-2008, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seeds&Stems

i cleaned my house. it was rewarding and nice to relax in a clean environment.

i love getting high and cleaning.

grieves · 08-22-2008, 01:05 AM

there was a man named grieves...

today he...woke up next to a lovely and made some lovely...smoked bong loads while watching sword of doom...and made special cup cakes, more lovely...he then proceeded to walk to work where he saw a moped hit a bicyclist trying to round a corner...a man in a clown wig try to sell him anti-depressant phamplets...once at work he...took a shit while playing psp...watched time bandits...talked shit...ate pizza...now he posts his story....

**Captain Cannabis** · 08-22-2008, 03:31 AM

norway rules. i'm going to go for a walk

Mescalito · 08-22-2008, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Über King

heres an awful one

so on monday i made plans with this girl just to go to the cinema and see hellboy on thursday (today), i receive a text a 1am from this girl saying shes got no money, so i leave it and go to sleep, and ring her at about 11 this morning, and checked that she still cant make it for the cinema, and she said yeah. so i suggest that she comes over to mine and we chill out and watch a movie, scince movies at my house are free. so shes like 'yeah, but i need to see if i can get a lift down, ill ask when my mum wakes up' so i say ok, ill ring in about an hour.

an hour later i ring, and her sister answers the phone, and says shes gone into town with her mum and wont be long, and that she would get her to ring me back. My plans for the day are on hold until she rings me back, so i was a little pissed that she didnt get back to ME once her mum got up, scince she could have asked then. so i give it 2 hours, and think she must be back by now if she just went to town for a bit, like her sister said. she says shes not back. and her sister hates me, so i dont trust her. so i rung her once an hour scince 1. i was bored off my ass, and 2, my plans were on hold until i heard from this girl.

so after shitloads of phone calls, i just give up, and i end up seeing hellboy with some mates. i get back, and her b/f is there to have a massive go at me on msn. saying about how i creeped her out by calling loads, and by inviting her to my house 'one on one', which is obscene coz ive known her for about a year, and i dont fancy the girl, its just i prefer spending my time with people in small groups. but yeah, nobody seems to understand that, and i managed to give off some massive rapist vibe today, and creeped this girl out with all my calls, but id have stopped calling, if she had gotten back to me and said something like she cant make it.

so because of her not getting back to me, ive managed to creep her and her family and her boyfriend out, by calling her house, trying to sort out todays plans, and inviting her to my house. - whats also pissed me off is that shes been to my house before! - then we went out on the piss - then pretended to be together so drunk people would hit on her.

arrrrgh.

PM me for the msn conversation that ensued lol.

proabbly the lowest most humiliating point in my life for a long while

wtf mayn.. when I read she had a bf.. your story lost all credibility. Why such a pursuit? Don't be letting people fuck you around.

As for my story of the day.. My students were ready to race their cars but then the rain came.. and we watched a video on bizarre breeding instead. The male preying mantis still fucks while the female eats his head! Fucked up shit mayn. Spreading seed is good.. but not THAT good.

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**Captain Cannabis** · 08-22-2008, 05:55 AM

i found this while on my walk. i have all my climbing stuff here except for some ropes

08-20-2008, 11:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
SpankyMcLankey YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,046 Thanks: 144 Thanked 93 Times in 84 Posts	Got a story from today? Random stories for today... I was working outside when I heard a motorcycle. It was west of my house, on a highway decently close. I heard him hit it a few times and let off and hit it again like he was turning or weaving in traffic. I pretty quickly realized he was probably running from cops, and I heard him in probably 4th gear as he was accelerating slowly. I heard the high pitched rev of the engine scream across town over about 25 seconds. He was on the south side of town by the time the sound went away. Like I've seen before, if it takes you more than 30 seconds to loose them, you're going to get caught. I for some reason don't think that they were doing it for fun, because it's a very busy high way that time of the day and no one in the right mind would do that for fun.

08-21-2008, 12:26 AM	#4 (permalink)
Juicy_J hed (hed) hed Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Midwest-(6)1(8) Posts: 924 Thanks: 82 Thanked 30 Times in 26 Posts	I smoked some blunts and waited on the mailman with my money. Motherfucker didn't have my money. __________________ LOADIES "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me". Hunter S. Thompson

08-21-2008, 06:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
Über King yabooban Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The ÜK Posts: 2,614 Thanks: 13 Thanked 23 Times in 14 Posts	heres an awful one so on monday i made plans with this girl just to go to the cinema and see hellboy on thursday (today), i receive a text a 1am from this girl saying shes got no money, so i leave it and go to sleep, and ring her at about 11 this morning, and checked that she still cant make it for the cinema, and she said yeah. so i suggest that she comes over to mine and we chill out and watch a movie, scince movies at my house are free. so shes like 'yeah, but i need to see if i can get a lift down, ill ask when my mum wakes up' so i say ok, ill ring in about an hour. an hour later i ring, and her sister answers the phone, and says shes gone into town with her mum and wont be long, and that she would get her to ring me back. My plans for the day are on hold until she rings me back, so i was a little pissed that she didnt get back to ME once her mum got up, scince she could have asked then. so i give it 2 hours, and think she must be back by now if she just went to town for a bit, like her sister said. she says shes not back. and her sister hates me, so i dont trust her. so i rung her once an hour scince 1. i was bored off my ass, and 2, my plans were on hold until i heard from this girl. so after shitloads of phone calls, i just give up, and i end up seeing hellboy with some mates. i get back, and her b/f is there to have a massive go at me on msn. saying about how i creeped her out by calling loads, and by inviting her to my house 'one on one', which is obscene coz ive known her for about a year, and i dont fancy the girl, its just i prefer spending my time with people in small groups. but yeah, nobody seems to understand that, and i managed to give off some massive rapist vibe today, and creeped this girl out with all my calls, but id have stopped calling, if she had gotten back to me and said something like she cant make it. so because of her not getting back to me, ive managed to creep her and her family and her boyfriend out, by calling her house, trying to sort out todays plans, and inviting her to my house. - whats also pissed me off is that shes been to my house before! - then we went out on the piss - then pretended to be together so drunk people would hit on her. arrrrgh. PM me for the msn conversation that ensued lol. proabbly the lowest most humiliating point in my life for a long while __________________ You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? http://www.youtube.com/user/speckyecky

08-21-2008, 09:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
maszac is2fcked2read Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: madison Posts: 291 Thanks: 46 Thanked 18 Times in 16 Posts	i ate sbarro. it was awesome __________________ "oh great, another faggot from wisconsin. thats the last thing this place needs. "- dubstyle311

08-22-2008, 12:26 AM	#14 (permalink)
K10 Lazy lightning Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: out in the cold rain and snow Posts: 2,704 Thanks: 9 Thanked 13 Times in 10 Posts	Got off work at 8:30.....been drinking at the bar since 9:00. Gotta be at class at 9:00 AM. weak. still drinkin damn it. thats my story. story of my fuckin life __________________ Just because you tie dye your wool, doesn't mean you're not a sheep. Last edited by K10; 08-22-2008 at 12:29 AM.

08-21-2008, 12:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
SpankyMcLankey YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,046 Thanks: 144 Thanked 93 Times in 84 Posts

08-21-2008, 03:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
shakeNbake06 YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 420 Thanks: 5 Thanked 30 Times in 11 Posts	I made a customer cry...I was ringing her up at a checkstand, she was talking on her cellphone, all happy and shit..I told her the total, I think it was like 19.99 or something and she looked up at me and her face just went weird..she started tearing up and crying and she said "please don't interupt me, I'm talking to my mother who is sick..was fucking weird.. the other day I saw a motorcycle hit TWO baby moose.. I almost hit the mother.. But shit, this guy on the bike grazed them with his metal pegs and almost wiped out. damn i'm high..every fucking day is a story working with customers all day selling electronics...

08-21-2008, 08:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
SpankyMcLankey YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,046 Thanks: 144 Thanked 93 Times in 84 Posts	Hey S&S what is your avatar of any ways? It looks like Carlos Mencia...

08-21-2008, 09:17 PM	#11 (permalink)
SpankyMcLankey YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,046 Thanks: 144 Thanked 93 Times in 84 Posts	ooooooo That explains a lot. Well now I feel better. I road 30 miles on my bike today. In an hour and a half too. Not to mention I can't even remember the last time I smoked... This week end should be full of lots of partying. It's nice to be the new kid in school, cause girls give me looks, and I ask about partying and give people my number.

08-22-2008, 01:05 AM	#16 (permalink)
grieves Hittin' That What Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 7,882 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 420 Thanked 219 Times in 105 Posts	there was a man named grieves... today he...woke up next to a lovely and made some lovely...smoked bong loads while watching sword of doom...and made special cup cakes, more lovely...he then proceeded to walk to work where he saw a moped hit a bicyclist trying to round a corner...a man in a clown wig try to sell him anti-depressant phamplets...once at work he...took a shit while playing psp...watched time bandits...talked shit...ate pizza...now he posts his story.... __________________ One half of all the two leggeds on the scene are too timid to dream Cos failure is far too depressing it would seem So they take whats given Thats your decison, I just don't consider that living If I'm to die whether or not I try I might as well let the dice fly

08-22-2008, 03:31 AM	#17 (permalink)
Captain Cannabis i hate emus Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: oslo Posts: 10,445 Thanks: 346 Thanked 272 Times in 191 Posts	norway rules. i'm going to go for a walk __________________ fuck the monkeys

08-22-2008, 05:55 AM	#19 (permalink)
Captain Cannabis i hate emus Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: oslo Posts: 10,445 Thanks: 346 Thanked 272 Times in 191 Posts	i found this while on my walk. i have all my climbing stuff here except for some ropes __________________ fuck the monkeys

08-22-2008, 07:29 AM	#20 (permalink)
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