so i felt a turd inside my girls butt-hole... - Page 2

**Cerebro** · 08-24-2008, 11:13 PM

When it comes to anal you have to take the good with the bad.

surf*and*smoke · 08-25-2008, 12:21 AM

Unfortunately it sounds like he got the good, the bad, AND the ugly

aft3rsh0kk · 08-25-2008, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by surf*and*smoke

Unfortunately it sounds like he got the good, the bad, AND the smelly

grieves · 08-25-2008, 02:37 AM

tell us you poked the turdn with more than just the finger...

DrChronic · 08-25-2008, 02:51 AM

At least you only poked it, if you had impaled it on your finger i think you would have flipped out in a lot worse ways

like aahhhh *shakes hand all over the place* there is a turd stuck to my finger

*shakes hand some more, turd lands on carpet*

Bad dog · 08-25-2008, 03:11 AM

try hard anal shagging in the morning and don't be suprised if your tool comes out covered in shit and ton of shit flies out onto the bed.

it happened to me over 15 years ago and I am still in trauma.

JcP · 08-25-2008, 03:57 AM

Lord have mercy.

I have been fucking ass and having my ass fucked for a good 10 years now. and not ONCE has any of this happened to me.

anal sex/play isn't something you can just go for. You have to be in the right condition (IE not needing to take a massive shit), etc etc etc.

you all need some help from a master. If anyone needs lessons, PM me.

**Captain Cannabis** · 08-25-2008, 04:14 AM

if you boned someone with a huge turd would you stop being gay

Lloydy · 08-25-2008, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Cannabis

if you boned someone with a huge turd would you stop being gay

Dell Brandstone · 08-25-2008, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by GratefulDead

Epicness

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ki11a · 08-25-2008, 07:41 AM

this thread is pretty gross in general.

Bad dog · 08-25-2008, 08:28 AM

basic bodily functions are pretty much a turn off.
shit is just a little too intimate for my tastes.

although there are people that like being shat on, some even like eating it, no counting for peoples tastes / perversions.

JcP · 08-25-2008, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Cannabis

if you boned someone with a huge turd would you stop being gay

no. But I probably wouldn't be fucking that guy until he learned how to bottom.

Then again, I'm not sure what might happen. Bend over. Let's check.

Flamingnun · 08-25-2008, 09:27 AM

You should throw the odd lucky charm, or penny up there, spice things up a little.

JcP · 08-25-2008, 09:32 AM

what about a noisemaker that when touched goes "weeee!!!!" or starts playing a recording of some 50's doowop like "Blue Moon."

would freak the fuck out of the other person. LOL, I'm secretly going to look into the viability of pulling something like this off.

imagine fuckin' someone and suddenly hearing this from the depths of the other guy's ass (or girl's pussy)

goddamnit I just gave myself epic lulz

Flamingnun · 08-25-2008, 09:41 AM

GirlsHateMe · 08-25-2008, 10:00 AM

omg let this thread die, im so sick of seeing the word turd everytime i click new posts....

msicidron · 08-25-2008, 10:30 AM

i hate gay people

Terry · 08-25-2008, 10:36 AM

Jcp if you are planning on having intercourse (with you being the bottom) do you engage in any special cleaning of the anal region or is there any sort of ritual you go through or do you just go for it?

JcP · 08-25-2008, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Terry

Jcp if you are planning on having intercourse (with you being the bottom) do you engage in any special cleaning of the anal region or is there any sort of ritual you go through or do you just go for it?

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