so i felt a turd inside my girls butt-hole... - Page 3

bongobongo · 08-25-2008, 11:12 AM

lol, turd

The Rev · 08-25-2008, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by toastyroach

needless to say it freaked me the FUCK OUT. I had to continue like nothing happen and have sex

What being a man is all about...

The Rev

grieves · 08-25-2008, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JcP

I dunno if there's a ritual, per se, but there can't be any traffic jams on the highway, if you know what I mean.

I guess the answer is that there's nothing SPECIAL I do, but I will say that I bet my ass is a lot cleaner than most straight people's. Foreplay often lets you know if your ass is open (no pun intended) to the prospect of anal sex that night. If it hurts or if it doesn't feel right, you don't do it. Otherwise, you end up like the OP, lol.

Don't lie, getting daily enemas is nothing to be ashamed of....

SpankyMcLankey · 08-25-2008, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JcP

but I will say that I bet my ass is a lot cleaner than most straight people's.

That's neat.. haha

SpankyMcLankey · 08-25-2008, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DrChronic

like aahhhh *shakes hand all over the place* there is a turd stuck to my finger

*shakes hand some more, turd lands on carpet*

Ziggy Fry · 08-26-2008, 11:33 AM

"I thought about being gay once.. But then I thought...theres poo in there!"

-Tommy Chong

Sin.Ziggy.

pacman · 08-26-2008, 11:38 AM

i was cringing through the whole story..uuuggghhhh

TheGrandPuba · 08-26-2008, 05:51 PM

Thanks Toasty.... Funny fuckin thread.

If it makes you feel any better I was eating this chick out once and I got what must have been a little piece of wet toilet paper in my mouth. If it wasn't that I don't want to know what the fuck it was........

Logan's Heroes · 08-26-2008, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by TheGrandPuba

Thanks Toasty.... Funny fuckin thread.

If it makes you feel any better I was eating this chick out once and I got what must have been a little piece of wet toilet paper in my mouth. If it wasn't that I don't want to know what the fuck it was........

Curds and Whey...

I just made myself sick...

Beyonder · 08-26-2008, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by toastyroach

yeah, pretty much just what it says. i was fingering my girl last night and was about to start railing her out when i put my finger in her ass cause she likes it and i do it sometimes. well i started fingering her ass and got my one finger like all the way in pretty deep... when i felt the 'end' of her asshole.. then as i start to feel this 'end' some more i start thinking that assholes aren't this shallow and my finger isn't that long, and realized that it was a solidified turd that i was touching inside her bum... it was clylidrical, had a bumpy texture and was solid.

needless to say it freaked me the FUCK OUT. I had to continue like nothing happen and have sex, and I tried hard not to think about it, but it was fucking gross. I did tell her afterwards though LOL. I personally did not think it was phsically possible, so i come here to serve as a warning to others... so that one of you may learn from my mistakes before its too late. i'm personally not touching a girls asshole for a very long time.... bleehhhh!!!

You, butt munchkin, you...

WildWill · 08-26-2008, 08:43 PM

Oh geeze, grow up some hunh? When you have a child the things that come out of the human body cease to be disgusting.

Not that I get off on that shit (pun intended), but you know...it's not the end of the world.

Bad dog · 08-27-2008, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGrandPuba

Thanks Toasty.... Funny fuckin thread.

If it makes you feel any better I was eating this chick out once and I got what must have been a little piece of wet toilet paper in my mouth. If it wasn't that I don't want to know what the fuck it was........

It was a bloodclot.
still, probably better than shit.

btw. What about when after you've just been plugging the bitch up tha ass and she then wants to suck it?
the real question is would you kiss the bitch afterwards?

JcP · 08-27-2008, 07:01 AM

^^^no way. a girl wanted to suck your dick after it was in her ass? Yikes.

Patrick Rue · 08-27-2008, 07:20 AM

Newsflash to the gay dood: ho's is nastay

Kishar · 08-27-2008, 10:23 AM

this just made my day while eating my 17th cinnamon roll with milk.

Peace seeker · 08-28-2008, 01:25 AM

this thread delivers in so many ways

once i was fuckin this girl in the ass and when i pulled my dick out there was poop and sesame seeds on the sheets

Kishar · 08-28-2008, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Peace seeker

this thread delivers in so many ways

once i was fuckin this girl in the ass and when i pulled my dick out there was poop and sesame seeds on the sheets

Why people like to have there anus plundered is beyond me. Nothing better that good old pussy

Bad dog · 08-28-2008, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Patrick Rue

Newsflash to the gay dood: ho's is nastay

Jimmycube · 08-28-2008, 10:35 AM

ahahah funny thread but it does make me nauseous.

It does remind me of how i broke up with my dog faced ex gf though. Towards the end of our relationship i really started to hate this girl but she always gave me free H so i was kinda stuck with her. Then, i got my fent script and i dint need her anymore. So the last couple times we had sex i just fuckin let her have it rawdog style lol. The last time we had sex i finally convinced her to take it in the ass. So i fucked her in the ass and everything (no turds) and then after i was done i started to put my clothes on and said "you are a lying cunt and i fucked u in the ass cause u look like a man, dont fuckin call me dont fuckin e mail me and never fuckin call my parents house ever again. Fuck u" and then i left.

Yeah it was mean but the bitch was a complete looser and always would be plus she was ugly as fuck. She did go on to call me numerous times but caller ID helped me avoid her. She eventually ended up moving in with one of my friends and now they are together and both addicted to heroin. My friend had a nice two bed room condo type thing and a BMW before they started going out....last i heard...he now drives his moms old car and they live at his parents house. All that money wasted on smack man. That shit was a wake up call.

I have finally kicked the opiate habit for the most part..i have taken my meds as prescribed for a full month now and i will continue to do so. Every now and again i will take some methadone though. Still, i am doing much much better than i was.

ok i am done heehhehe

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Jimmycube Dont feed the Gods Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: looking 4 something to snort smoke or swallow Posts: 2,367 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 8 Thanked 20 Times in 14 Posts	ahahah funny thread but it does make me nauseous. It does remind me of how i broke up with my dog faced ex gf though. Towards the end of our relationship i really started to hate this girl but she always gave me free H so i was kinda stuck with her. Then, i got my fent script and i dint need her anymore. So the last couple times we had sex i just fuckin let her have it rawdog style lol. The last time we had sex i finally convinced her to take it in the ass. So i fucked her in the ass and everything (no turds) and then after i was done i started to put my clothes on and said "you are a lying cunt and i fucked u in the ass cause u look like a man, dont fuckin call me dont fuckin e mail me and never fuckin call my parents house ever again. Fuck u" and then i left. Yeah it was mean but the bitch was a complete looser and always would be plus she was ugly as fuck. She did go on to call me numerous times but caller ID helped me avoid her. She eventually ended up moving in with one of my friends and now they are together and both addicted to heroin. My friend had a nice two bed room condo type thing and a BMW before they started going out....last i heard...he now drives his moms old car and they live at his parents house. All that money wasted on smack man. That shit was a wake up call. I have finally kicked the opiate habit for the most part..i have taken my meds as prescribed for a full month now and i will continue to do so. Every now and again i will take some methadone though. Still, i am doing much much better than i was. ok i am done heehhehe __________________ When you punish a person for dreaming their dream, dont expect them to thank or forgive you

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TheGrandPuba amateur gynecologist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: in a house you nosey fuck Posts: 2,401 Thanks: 4 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Thanks Toasty.... Funny fuckin thread. If it makes you feel any better I was eating this chick out once and I got what must have been a little piece of wet toilet paper in my mouth. If it wasn't that I don't want to know what the fuck it was........

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Peace seeker YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 6,083 Thanks: 143 Thanked 75 Times in 57 Posts	this thread delivers in so many ways once i was fuckin this girl in the ass and when i pulled my dick out there was poop and sesame seeds on the sheets