so i felt a turd inside my girls butt-hole... - Page 4

JcP · 08-28-2008, 11:04 AM

fuck no.

Peace seeker · 08-28-2008, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGrandPuba

I was eating this chick out once and I got what must have been a little piece of wet toilet paper in my mouth. ..

thats so fuckin gross

seriously

i d rather poke a turd with my finger, than eat pussy with toilet paper...

Jimmycube · 08-28-2008, 11:24 AM

**30_Units** · 08-28-2008, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimmycube

ahahah funny thread but it does make me nauseous.

It does remind me of how i broke up with my dog faced ex gf though. Towards the end of our relationship i really started to hate this girl but she always gave me free H so i was kinda stuck with her. Then, i got my fent script and i dint need her anymore. So the last couple times we had sex i just fuckin let her have it rawdog style lol. The last time we had sex i finally convinced her to take it in the ass. So i fucked her in the ass and everything (no turds) and then after i was done i started to put my clothes on and said "you are a lying cunt and i fucked u in the ass cause u look like a man, dont fuckin call me dont fuckin e mail me and never fuckin call my parents house ever again. Fuck u" and then i left.

Yeah it was mean but the bitch was a complete looser and always would be plus she was ugly as fuck. She did go on to call me numerous times but caller ID helped me avoid her. She eventually ended up moving in with one of my friends and now they are together and both addicted to heroin. My friend had a nice two bed room condo type thing and a BMW before they started going out....last i heard...he now drives his moms old car and they live at his parents house. All that money wasted on smack man. That shit was a wake up call.

I have finally kicked the opiate habit for the most part..i have taken my meds as prescribed for a full month now and i will continue to do so. Every now and again i will take some methadone though. Still, i am doing much much better than i was.

ok i am done heehhehe

what was she lying about, and the source of the animosity, just out of curiosity?

Lloydy · 08-28-2008, 01:24 PM

"her" gender most likely

Jimmycube · 08-28-2008, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 30_Units

what was she lying about, and the source of the animosity, just out of curiosity?

man all kinds of shit. The worst ones though were when she would say "oh Lain called and said she is busy tonight and it wont work out for u to see lilith"

Then i would get a call from Lain saying "wtf, we made plans for u to come over and u dont fuckin show, u dont fuckin call, your daughter is crying cause u were supposed to come over tonight"

shit like that...for those who dont know names Lain is the mother of my child and who i am currently with now and Lilith is my daughter that i had with Lain

so my ex would make up lies so i wouldnt go see my kid or my babys mother. Thats some low low shit man. She is lucky i dint beat her like the man she looked like

surf*and*smoke · 08-28-2008, 02:28 PM

Man, that's low!

Sounds like she got the dumping she deserved.

DrChronic · 08-28-2008, 02:32 PM

sounds like she deserved it, but still that is cold as fuck man

tedkennedy · 08-28-2008, 02:34 PM

i dunno whats so surprising about finding a turd in a butthole. what were you expecting to find besides a bunch of poop

surf*and*smoke · 08-28-2008, 02:43 PM

Sexual pleasure?

Jimmycube · 08-28-2008, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DrChronic

sounds like she deserved it, but still that is cold as fuck man

yeah dude it was cold but it also took forever to set up...i waited weeks for the chance to do it...it was done with total malice and hatred i admit.

**Cerebro** · 08-28-2008, 07:53 PM

but the anal sex was a plus.

Peace seeker · 08-28-2008, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by cerebro

but the anal sex was a plus.

hahaha

Bad dog · 08-29-2008, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Lloydy

"her" gender most likely

Oceans 80 · 08-29-2008, 09:00 AM

lol @ cube sidin with yahooka callin her a man now...

Paranoid Android · 08-29-2008, 09:02 AM

Well, the ass IS made for shitting.

'nuff said.

ki11a · 08-29-2008, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Oceans 80

lol @ cube sidin with yahooka callin her a man now...

Porcelain · 08-29-2008, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JcP

Foreplay often lets you know if your ass is open (no pun intended) to the prospect of anal sex that night. If it hurts or if it doesn't feel right, you don't do it. Otherwise, you end up like the OP, lol.

Best anal advice ever.

Logan's Heroes · 08-30-2008, 09:34 AM

...and this thread continues to deliver.

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tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,443 Thanks: 7 Thanked 142 Times in 92 Posts	i dunno whats so surprising about finding a turd in a butthole. what were you expecting to find besides a bunch of poop __________________ matthew munari

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