so i felt a turd inside my girls butt-hole... - Page 5

bongobongo · 08-30-2008, 01:05 PM

lol shutup jimmy why you all up in my thread like a turd in a butt butt wut wutttt

ki11a · 08-30-2008, 01:38 PM

Bad dog · 08-31-2008, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by bongobongo

lol shutup jimmy why you all up in my thread like a turd in a butt butt wut wutttt

word. start your own thread jimmy.

what do you do when you pull it of your girls ass and you see a peice of sweetcorn stuck on the tip of your dick?

**Cerebro** · 08-31-2008, 07:48 PM

Ass to Mouth

NickNasty · 08-31-2008, 07:52 PM

this thread probably has to make it into the yahooka hall of fame....

Patrick Rue · 08-31-2008, 10:43 PM

^it had hall of fame status at "so i felt a turd.."

Peace seeker · 09-02-2008, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Bad dog

word. start your own thread jimmy.

what do you do when you pull it of your girls ass and you see a peice of sweetcorn stuck on the tip of your dick?

you make sure she doesnt eat corn on a cob before sex?

by the way, how did you know it was sweet corn and not regular corn?

koshiva · 09-02-2008, 05:44 AM

**Captain Cannabis** · 09-02-2008, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Peace seeker

by the way, how did you know it was sweet corn and not regular corn?

there is really only one answer to that query

Patrick Rue · 09-02-2008, 03:30 PM

so what have we learned?

if youre goin for the butt you need to watch a bitches diet, even regulate

turmaline · 09-02-2008, 03:42 PM

Hey Rue, what do you do when your girl pulls the Geeno challenge over your dick?

You know the position.

I'd be scared.

this is quite a serious question.

Peace seeker · 09-03-2008, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patrick rue

so what have we learned?

If youre goin for the butt you need to watch a bitches diet, even regulate

lol

toastyroach · 09-11-2008, 09:29 PM

dont get on here that much anymore but when i did had to check on this thread. lol too funny shit dude. i will not forget the advice, if i ever do enter a butthole again, since that day I haven't really done much butt-work. if my gf wasnt hot i would have probably really freaked out and never touched it again, but i won't write it off forever. I have felt TP particles on a lesser bitches crack once and i never fucked with her again after that LOL.

oh, and yeah, i did realize it was pretty dumb for me to be surprised to find a turd.. but i had been in there plenty of times before, and been deeper too maybe... but i guess my time had come.. and i dunno... it was just my first thoughts, probably just didnt want to accept reality. it really did feel like an 'end' that you would find in a vagina at first

i guess the colons pretty big though

GirlsHateMe · 09-11-2008, 09:34 PM

atleast you got the finger back

highanddry · 09-11-2008, 09:48 PM

fuckin nassty,It has been said.. Exit only...Retard. I will never understand the appeal of diggin around in someone's asshole. So fucking gross.

toastyroach · 09-11-2008, 10:44 PM

what part of "my girlfriend likes it" do you not understand??? really wasnt doing it for myself, although its kinda hot when you're not playing footsy with a turd. never had problems before and i should add my gfs ass is cleaner then your vagina

Puffman · 09-11-2008, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patrick Rue

so what have we learned?

if youre goin for the butt you need to watch a bitches diet, even regulate

highanddry · 09-12-2008, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toastyroach

what part of "my girlfriend likes it" do you not understand??? really wasnt doing it for myself, although its kinda hot when you're not playing footsy with a turd. never had problems before and i should add my gfs ass is cleaner then your vagina

Yeah I wouldnt give a shit* pun intended, if my GF liked getting her ass manipulated. If your girlfriend liked getting double penetrated by two black guys, you'd probably let that go down too.

Btw- my vagina doesn't have solidified turds in it, so I doubt it is dirtier.

Also, you should use "than" when you are comparing things....
Like this:
Your fecal fingers are more stained than the national average

Bad dog · 09-12-2008, 11:38 AM

Indeed. If this thread won't die, it needs to diversify.
Can we have a fuller description of the aforesaid "turd"? Such as was it dry of wet, and how long did you smell of shit for? and was it the stinky king etc etc......

Jimmycube · 09-12-2008, 11:50 AM

i am sorry bongo

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toastyroach ya'll niggas ride? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NJ Posts: 3,313 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	dont get on here that much anymore but when i did had to check on this thread. lol too funny shit dude. i will not forget the advice, if i ever do enter a butthole again, since that day I haven't really done much butt-work. if my gf wasnt hot i would have probably really freaked out and never touched it again, but i won't write it off forever. I have felt TP particles on a lesser bitches crack once and i never fucked with her again after that LOL. oh, and yeah, i did realize it was pretty dumb for me to be surprised to find a turd.. but i had been in there plenty of times before, and been deeper too maybe... but i guess my time had come.. and i dunno... it was just my first thoughts, probably just didnt want to accept reality. it really did feel like an 'end' that you would find in a vagina at first i guess the colons pretty big though __________________ Last edited by toastyroach; 09-11-2008 at 09:41 PM.

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