so i felt a turd inside my girls butt-hole...

toastyroach · 08-24-2008, 06:04 PM

yeah, pretty much just what it says. i was fingering my girl last night and was about to start railing her out when i put my finger in her ass cause she likes it and i do it sometimes. well i started fingering her ass and got my one finger like all the way in pretty deep... when i felt the 'end' of her asshole.. then as i start to feel this 'end' some more i start thinking that assholes aren't this shallow and my finger isn't that long, and realized that it was a solidified turd that i was touching inside her bum... it was clylidrical, had a bumpy texture and was solid.

needless to say it freaked me the FUCK OUT. I had to continue like nothing happen and have sex, and I tried hard not to think about it, but it was fucking gross. I did tell her afterwards though LOL. I personally did not think it was phsically possible, so i come here to serve as a warning to others... so that one of you may learn from my mistakes before its too late. i'm personally not touching a girls asshole for a very long time.... bleehhhh!!!

SmokeSomeDoja · 08-24-2008, 06:06 PM

hahaha, that sucks dude

GratefulDead · 08-24-2008, 06:27 PM

Epicness

Terry · 08-24-2008, 06:36 PM

Gross dude

Exit only..

Slipknight · 08-24-2008, 06:45 PM

i'll be sure to share this info with all my friends

Night Life · 08-24-2008, 06:46 PM

LOL that happened to me and one of my ex gf's. it was the last time i stuck my finger in her ass, it was gross.

Krunk · 08-24-2008, 06:54 PM

i try not to go past the first knuckle when playing with a girl's asshole

**30_Units** · 08-24-2008, 07:06 PM

Been there, done that, don't do buttstuff anymore

The SARS Volta · 08-24-2008, 07:24 PM

i've never had any butt-related mishaps. anal anything is a waste of time to me, though.

Mafoo · 08-24-2008, 07:27 PM

lol did you smell your finger after?

**Cerebro** · 08-24-2008, 07:29 PM

I find it surprising that you didn't think it was possible to find a turd in an asshole.
I've had the same thing happen, it is definitely a turn-off.

**30_Units** · 08-24-2008, 07:32 PM

or that an asshole would have an ending....that's the part that would light the bulb up

snowmayne · 08-24-2008, 07:38 PM

Waves · 08-24-2008, 07:41 PM

rofl epic thread

Logan's Heroes · 08-24-2008, 08:28 PM

A+++

Will read again...

NickNasty · 08-24-2008, 09:16 PM

this thread delivers...something smelly

maszac · 08-24-2008, 09:25 PM

hahahha.

i just dont get howd you think it wasnt possible? i mean your sticking a finger up the hole it comes from?

and, yea, exit only.

Aurora · 08-24-2008, 10:06 PM

haha so im the only one that totally gets more turned on finding the "end of the tunnel" XD

Waves · 08-24-2008, 10:09 PM

its like finding the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Man in Black · 08-24-2008, 10:11 PM

well you know how it goes, two in the pink one in the oh my god what the fuck is that

08-24-2008, 06:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
toastyroach ya'll niggas ride? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NJ Posts: 3,313 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	so i felt a turd inside my girls butt-hole... yeah, pretty much just what it says. i was fingering my girl last night and was about to start railing her out when i put my finger in her ass cause she likes it and i do it sometimes. well i started fingering her ass and got my one finger like all the way in pretty deep... when i felt the 'end' of her asshole.. then as i start to feel this 'end' some more i start thinking that assholes aren't this shallow and my finger isn't that long, and realized that it was a solidified turd that i was touching inside her bum... it was clylidrical, had a bumpy texture and was solid. needless to say it freaked me the FUCK OUT. I had to continue like nothing happen and have sex, and I tried hard not to think about it, but it was fucking gross. I did tell her afterwards though LOL. I personally did not think it was phsically possible, so i come here to serve as a warning to others... so that one of you may learn from my mistakes before its too late. i'm personally not touching a girls asshole for a very long time.... bleehhhh!!! __________________

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SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Erogenous Zones Posts: 18,453 Thanks: 163 Thanked 362 Times in 204 Posts	hahaha, that sucks dude __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

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Terry Illuminated One Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Missoula, Montana Posts: 2,756 Thanks: 0 Thanked 93 Times in 73 Posts	Gross dude Exit only.. __________________ The world has achieved brilliance without wisdom, power without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war than we know about peace, more about killing than we know about living. -Omar Bradley

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Night Life Stoner Reaking Havoc Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Nashville,TN Posts: 774 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	LOL that happened to me and one of my ex gf's. it was the last time i stuck my finger in her ass, it was gross. __________________ "wanna get high" -towelie- Southpark How would life be if the world smoked weed? Guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, See, it's hell, Living in a cell, Legalize the plant only time will tell. -KMK- - America, land of the free, Free to the power of the people in uniform - If It Aint Natural, Then It Aint Real.

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Krunk Forum Modulator Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: 2up2down Posts: 835 Thanks: 92 Thanked 100 Times in 70 Posts	i try not to go past the first knuckle when playing with a girl's asshole __________________

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Slipknight YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 30 Thanks: 8 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	i'll be sure to share this info with all my friends

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30_Units Heart'saBroken Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 4,763 Thanks: 27 Thanked 151 Times in 91 Posts	Been there, done that, don't do buttstuff anymore __________________ "There is no man, however wise, who has not at some period of his youth said things, or lived in a way the consciousness of which is so unpleasant to him in later life that he would gladly, if he could, expunge it from his memory." -- Marcel Proust The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. --George Bernard Shaw

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Mafoo resident shaman Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: a crazy place called my mind Posts: 1,429 Thanks: 76 Thanked 70 Times in 59 Posts	lol did you smell your finger after? __________________ PLUR "Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens" Hendrix "A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger"- words to live by

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30_Units Heart'saBroken Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 4,763 Thanks: 27 Thanked 151 Times in 91 Posts	or that an asshole would have an ending....that's the part that would light the bulb up __________________ "There is no man, however wise, who has not at some period of his youth said things, or lived in a way the consciousness of which is so unpleasant to him in later life that he would gladly, if he could, expunge it from his memory." -- Marcel Proust The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. --George Bernard Shaw

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maszac is2fcked2read Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: madison Posts: 291 Thanks: 46 Thanked 18 Times in 16 Posts	hahahha. i just dont get howd you think it wasnt possible? i mean your sticking a finger up the hole it comes from? and, yea, exit only. __________________ "oh great, another faggot from wisconsin. thats the last thing this place needs. "- dubstyle311

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Aurora Blackbird Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 40 Thanks: 4 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	haha so im the only one that totally gets more turned on finding the "end of the tunnel" XD

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