Funny things you saw today - Page 2

Porcelain · 08-29-2008, 11:29 PM

My dad's been in Canada for over 15 years, but sometimes when he speaks, he still pulls this "immigrant" shit. Anyway, we're driving around together and some chick he finds hot walks by.

My dad: Hubba-hubba! She turns my salad...
Me: Don't you mean 'tosses' your salad?
My dad: She tosses and turns my salad.

Logan's Heroes · 08-30-2008, 03:26 PM

Today I saw a bag lady sitting on a bench... her face COVERED in a thick layer of what looked like sunscreen... her face was basically painted white. And she yelled to herself...

"So what if other people have their millions and their million dollar homes!? Who gives a fuck!? If I had the money I'd buy other people homes. So what? Who cares, anyway!?" And on and on....

Then my buddy jumped on top of a balloon that was rolling across the street... and the fucker was so loud that about 10 to 12 people on the street nearly dropped to the ground.

All of this in Downtown Boston...

I giggled.

True story...

Aurora · 08-30-2008, 08:37 PM

giggle more, nancy boy.

Cerpin Taxt · 08-30-2008, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan's Heroes

Today I saw a bag lady sitting on a bench... her face COVERED in a thick layer of what looked like sunscreen... her face was basically painted white. And she yelled to herself...

"So what if other people have their millions and their million dollar homes!? Who gives a fuck!? If I had the money I'd buy other people homes. So what? Who cares, anyway!?" And on and on....

Then my buddy jumped on top of a balloon that was rolling across the street... and the fucker was so loud that about 10 to 12 people on the street nearly dropped to the ground.

All of this in Downtown Boston...

I giggled.

True story...

Pics or it never happened.

Too unbelievable.

Mescalito · 08-31-2008, 12:47 AM

Today I saw the funniest thing ever.. so funny in fact that I cannot reveal what it was in case health problems result as a consequence of its communication.

M

InAJar · 08-31-2008, 12:52 AM

The funniest thing I saw? How about HEARD:

A friend on the phone said that the Republican's are going to win this election. HA HA HA HA!

theorangejulius · 08-31-2008, 03:22 AM

i watched a drunk, fat chick fall down the stairs. in trying to get up she showed everyone her cottage cheese ass. for some reason, it was all caught on tape. if the vid makes it to youtube it will be eternally awesome.

Cerpin Taxt · 09-02-2008, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theorangejulius

i watched a drunk, fat chick fall down the stairs. in trying to get up she showed everyone her cottage cheese ass. for some reason, it was all caught on tape. if the vid makes it to youtube it will be eternally awesome.

Did you inform her that you had the cinematic film "A Fridge Too Far" for her viewing pleasure?

Patrick Rue · 09-02-2008, 10:12 AM

poor use of a simpsons reference

The SARS Volta · 09-11-2008, 08:37 PM

Today a friend and I were talking to this kid we used to go to school with but didn't know him well. Somehow, Munchausen Syndrome came up and he didn't know what it was. Before it could be explained, he says "is it slang for really intense munchies?" in sincere seriousness

Ego Tripping · 09-11-2008, 08:58 PM

Per this thread, this is now the funniest thing I've saw today.

Peace seeker · 09-12-2008, 06:26 AM

LOL nice posts people

yesterday i was stuck in trafic and my eye catches this brand new Rolls Royce with the top down and a fat yuppie asshole on the wheel trying to get "attention". Now, outside it was something like 40C and fucking hot!!!

I thought to myself, which idiot/wannabe has the top down with such heat... So i take a good look and its my wifes x- boss. An asshole...

This guy also has a security car following him (and a bike), not because he actually needs bodyguards, but rather to show off...

So i just laugh at this character because i know first hand that he's an asshole. Light goes green and his foot prolly slipped on the gas pedal and he stalls the car while almost hitting the car in front

so fuckin funny

then he got pissed off cause he looked like a noob and started to swerve left and right in trafic while his goons opened traffic for him

what a looser

badgoalie85 · 09-12-2008, 09:18 AM

a couple of weeks ago when i was in boulder i saw a hippy on the street who was holding a sign that said "i bet you can't hit me with a quarter"

as my friend and i passed him, he shouted to us "HEY DO YOU GUYS LIKE TO GAMBLE?"

i laughed and chucked 53 cents at him

Über King · 09-12-2008, 12:26 PM

peoples names at College. Jo King, Matt Disney, and Mik Godley.

Cerpin Taxt · 09-12-2008, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patrick Rue

poor use of a simpsons reference

Oh no you didn't

Über King · 09-13-2008, 04:28 AM

hahaha last night, i was at the bar waiting to get served (it was rammed) and some girl comes and pushes right in front of me, so i say 'oi!' but she was like 'I work here' so i figured fair enough, coz if i worked there id like some privilages. but scince she was gonna get served first i asked if she would get my drink for me if i gave her the money. So she did which was cool, and we got talking a bit and had a bit of a laugh, and she randomly stuck this sign that said 'Greene King IPA £1.19 a pint'

my friend sees this sign on my arm, and says, why have you got that? I tell this 'she put it on me', But then i felt rude calling her 'She'. So i asked her name and she says its Nadia. I misheard at the busy bar and went '. . . NARNIA????' then my friend started laughing, then i realised what i did, and also started laughin hysterically (coz it WAS funny), so me and my mate were basically laughing in her face, I was on pint number 6 at the time lol.

anyway she got mad and slapped me hahaha

08-30-2008, 03:26 PM	#22 (permalink)
Logan's Heroes Heroism...dirt cheap Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Two weeks from everywhere... a geographical oddity Posts: 62 Thanks: 20 Thanked 21 Times in 13 Posts	Today I saw a bag lady sitting on a bench... her face COVERED in a thick layer of what looked like sunscreen... her face was basically painted white. And she yelled to herself... "So what if other people have their millions and their million dollar homes!? Who gives a fuck!? If I had the money I'd buy other people homes. So what? Who cares, anyway!?" And on and on.... Then my buddy jumped on top of a balloon that was rolling across the street... and the fucker was so loud that about 10 to 12 people on the street nearly dropped to the ground. All of this in Downtown Boston... I giggled. True story... __________________ The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waistes and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"... ...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

08-31-2008, 12:47 AM	#25 (permalink)
Mescalito Land of Smiles Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,519 Thanks: 28 Thanked 38 Times in 25 Posts	Today I saw the funniest thing ever.. so funny in fact that I cannot reveal what it was in case health problems result as a consequence of its communication. M __________________

08-31-2008, 12:52 AM	#26 (permalink)
InAJar Ohm Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 343 Thanks: 26 Thanked 22 Times in 20 Posts	The funniest thing I saw? How about HEARD: A friend on the phone said that the Republican's are going to win this election. HA HA HA HA! __________________ He'll give you breathing holes and you'll think you're happy.

09-12-2008, 09:18 AM	#33 (permalink)
badgoalie85 Spiraling Out Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NoVA Posts: 595 Thanks: 32 Thanked 103 Times in 63 Posts	a couple of weeks ago when i was in boulder i saw a hippy on the street who was holding a sign that said "i bet you can't hit me with a quarter" as my friend and i passed him, he shouted to us "HEY DO YOU GUYS LIKE TO GAMBLE?" i laughed and chucked 53 cents at him __________________ Pursue happiness. To each his own.

09-12-2008, 12:26 PM	#34 (permalink)
Über King yabooban Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The ÜK Posts: 2,614 Thanks: 13 Thanked 23 Times in 14 Posts	peoples names at College. Jo King, Matt Disney, and Mik Godley. __________________ You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? http://www.youtube.com/user/speckyecky

08-30-2008, 08:37 PM	#23 (permalink)
Aurora Blackbird Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 40 Thanks: 4 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	giggle more, nancy boy.

08-31-2008, 03:22 AM	#27 (permalink)
theorangejulius dirt farmer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: utah Posts: 1,084 Thanks: 3 Thanked 12 Times in 9 Posts	i watched a drunk, fat chick fall down the stairs. in trying to get up she showed everyone her cottage cheese ass. for some reason, it was all caught on tape. if the vid makes it to youtube it will be eternally awesome.

09-12-2008, 06:26 AM	#32 (permalink)
Peace seeker YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 6,083 Thanks: 143 Thanked 75 Times in 57 Posts	LOL nice posts people yesterday i was stuck in trafic and my eye catches this brand new Rolls Royce with the top down and a fat yuppie asshole on the wheel trying to get "attention". Now, outside it was something like 40C and fucking hot!!! I thought to myself, which idiot/wannabe has the top down with such heat... So i take a good look and its my wifes x- boss. An asshole... This guy also has a security car following him (and a bike), not because he actually needs bodyguards, but rather to show off... So i just laugh at this character because i know first hand that he's an asshole. Light goes green and his foot prolly slipped on the gas pedal and he stalls the car while almost hitting the car in front so fuckin funny then he got pissed off cause he looked like a noob and started to swerve left and right in trafic while his goons opened traffic for him what a looser

09-13-2008, 04:28 AM	#36 (permalink)
Über King yabooban Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The ÜK Posts: 2,614 Thanks: 13 Thanked 23 Times in 14 Posts	hahaha last night, i was at the bar waiting to get served (it was rammed) and some girl comes and pushes right in front of me, so i say 'oi!' but she was like 'I work here' so i figured fair enough, coz if i worked there id like some privilages. but scince she was gonna get served first i asked if she would get my drink for me if i gave her the money. So she did which was cool, and we got talking a bit and had a bit of a laugh, and she randomly stuck this sign that said 'Greene King IPA £1.19 a pint' my friend sees this sign on my arm, and says, why have you got that? I tell this 'she put it on me', But then i felt rude calling her 'She'. So i asked her name and she says its Nadia. I misheard at the busy bar and went '. . . NARNIA????' then my friend started laughing, then i realised what i did, and also started laughin hysterically (coz it WAS funny), so me and my mate were basically laughing in her face, I was on pint number 6 at the time lol. anyway she got mad and slapped me hahaha __________________ You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? http://www.youtube.com/user/speckyecky

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