Smoked pie

[koshiva]

So I had the munchies after a wee toke. I grab a meat pie out of the fridge and am to myself like, 'How am I gonna heat this without an oven?'.

I decide to get a saucepan/pot and figure I'll place something in the bottom such as a small plate, then stick the pie on top of that....stick the lid on the saucepan and place that on the heating element.

Instead of useing a small plate, I spy a childs doll/ceramic tea set which has these small tea cups which are perfect for many things. I suddenly think, 'Oh I know, I'll arrange three of these miniture cups upside down in the base of the pot and put my pie on top of them(so as not to burn pie base).

So I do just that, placing the mini tea cups upside down in base of pot, with pie sitting on top of them and the 'pot lid on' - then the entire pot on the heating element.

Some minutes later I get this distinctive and familiar waft of something pungent make itself known. 'Smoke!' I turn back toward the kitchen thinking, 'WTF'...approach pot and remove pot lid only to let out a cloud of thick smoke.

I replace the lid quickly in a semi-panic trying to work out what the fuck is going on and how is cannabis smoke emanateing from my dinner. I turn the element off and then it occurs to me that one of the miniture tea cups(upside down now) I had used, had 'inside it' a 'globule' of some high potency honey oil...about as much as a 'large pea'...which is quite alot as far as honey oil goes! I remembered it was a batch of sativa and indica honey oil and exceptional in flavour and inhebriation qualities. Indeed, one small half match head amount smoked is enough to get one quite intoxicated.

Now I am standing there having worked all that out...and with a pot filled with honey oil smoke, the stench of which has now filled the entire kitchen... and my pie. Without really thinking clearly, I grab a small section of hose pipe which was near by, and then removed the pot lid, inserted the hose pipe into the pot and and inhaled deeply(for there was no other way to save or make use of it I guess I thought).

The smoke was thick and abundent, and once the pot was evacuated of all smoke, more started to build up just as quickly - for all the hash oil had spilled out of the mini cup in question onto the inside base of the pot and was now quickly vapourising and burning.

I close the lid again. Again without thinking, and after a pause, I repeat and inhale more of the smoke - until the hash oil is pretty much all spent and all smoked. It tasted magnificent too and despite the quantity was smooth like air.

Having just smoked so much which could/should have ordinarilly been enough for twenty or more people, I turn my attention to my pie. It has heated well but has taken on a rather interesting, almost translucent color. By this stage my appetite has somewhat diminished but I decided I'd better eat the pie any way so as not to waste it.

As I started to eat the pie, it occurred to me that it tasted of the finest hash any where. It tasted very nice indeed. A mixture of a skunky indica with some fruity sativa to balance it out. I also realised a great deal of the hash oil smoke had obviously condensed onto and into the pie itself since the pie was 'fatty' and the thc could dissolve into it, esp with heat and pressure combined.

Now somewhat inhebriated, I then thought that hash oil smoke, or hash smoke, could be 'excellent' to 'smoke' many other things such as fish, or meat, or salami etc....but thats just thc for ya and something for a rainy day.

The next several hours(8-10) I was to say the least very much, pretty much, 'tripped out'. It reminded me of a once prior experience, with a fine blonde hash - though that time it was no where near the time length.

For about 8 hours I had cotton mouth no matter how much I drank. Hypnogogic hallucinations of an lsd/mescaline inspired intensity with all the richness of color and symetry...and much else in terms of 'qualities'. Kind of weird at times too...oh............ ....havn't been that 'stoned' for years.

[30_Units]

hahaha, awesome man. :thumbsup:

[Mafoo]

thats awesome!
funny way of smoking some oil lol

[bmac]

Haha, you thought like a true stoner when your first thought was to grab a hose of some sort and toke the shit out that hash. That would have totally been drug abuse had you not!

Good work buddeh

[Canuck Wisdom]

Hahaha thats great man. ^Yea I like how your first thought was to get in on that smoke, funny stuff.

[Smaerd]

Envious! And to people who say you can't trip on cannabis *tsk tsk*.

[NickNasty]

god bless your ingenuity.

[Parallax]

Originally Posted by bmac

Haha, you thought like a true stoner when your first thought was to grab a hose of some sort and toke the shit out that hash. That would have totally been drug abuse had you not!

Good work buddeh

and like a true stoner he actually has a hose of some sort just lying around in the kitchen