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Old 09-11-2008, 08:21 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Sucks man. This is why it's good to learn how to "quick draw". Of course you'd have to be packin a gat yourself. But as soon as you see someone go for their gun first you can assume that they're going to do a lot of talkin rather than shoot right away. that means YOU have the green light to shoot first.
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Old 09-11-2008, 08:23 AM   #42 (permalink)
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yeah, totally wildbill.

and then if he steals your horse, you can hang that rustler!

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Old 09-11-2008, 08:28 AM   #43 (permalink)
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that's right, i am a cowboy. and it's also good to have a clever line to deliver right before you blast him.

"We're not just gonna let you walk out of here...

Who's we??

Me... Smith... and Wesson... POW!"
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Old 09-11-2008, 10:02 AM   #44 (permalink)
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lol you fucking idiot
right now that bloke is on a session paid for with your money laughing his tits off about how he taxed a stupid white kid
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Old 09-11-2008, 10:13 AM   #45 (permalink)
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i might have fallen for that and i think a lot of people saying your a fool would do to.

We all hear black dude in rough area with a gun

when in reality when your car was fucking up and you met him it would be "decent guy helping you with your car who is looking for drugs"

was kinda silly to bring loadsa other stuff (money etc) but yeah in fairness i can't say for def i wouldn't have got into the same situation.
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:38 AM   #46 (permalink)
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if he said hed been to prison too many times to do anything stupid, meaning, he wouldnt shoot you. . . . why didnt you just get out and walk away?
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Old 09-11-2008, 11:52 AM   #47 (permalink)
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^Nah i think he said/meant that he wasn't fuckin around and would shoot your ass and run to be sure there was no witness, so just fuck off and give him the money.

I gotta agree on the taking $400 BACK into the ghetto. Infact, I don't really know why you went back at all.. it's not like the guy helped you or anything.
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Old 09-11-2008, 12:11 PM   #48 (permalink)
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lolol nigga got jackd in Alaska lol

didn't happen to be in anchorage in mountain view were you?
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Old 09-11-2008, 12:22 PM   #49 (permalink)
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lOL HOW COULD YOU GET ROBBED LMAO PUSSY
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Old 09-11-2008, 12:23 PM   #50 (permalink)
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lolol nigga got jackd in Alaska lol

didn't happen to be in anchorage in mountain view were you?
lol no man here in the Banks on southside...south cushman..
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Old 09-11-2008, 03:13 PM   #51 (permalink)
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yeah, totally wildbill.

and then if he steals your horse, you can hang that rustler!

If I had a drink I'd have spit it all over my monitor. Well done.

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Old 09-11-2008, 04:05 PM   #52 (permalink)
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it wasnt night, it was about 2pm.. anyways I was cruising around and I'm pretty sure I found his truck..what to do now...I don't have a piece, and I don't want a bunch of angry black guys looking for me.. it's not a big town..but I swear this neighborhood is the fucking Compton of my town.
bleach in the gas tank will destroy a car from the inside out, rust will form in the fuel pump clogging it but not before the bleach makes it to the injectors where they to rust and clog but not before they spray a fine mist of bleach all over the cylinder walls and piston head rusting and within a few weeks his car will run funny to not at all.
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Old 09-11-2008, 04:49 PM   #53 (permalink)
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bleach in the gas tank will destroy a car from the inside out, rust will form in the fuel pump clogging it but not before the bleach makes it to the injectors where they to rust and clog but not before they spray a fine mist of bleach all over the cylinder walls and piston head rusting and within a few weeks his car will run funny to not at all.
how much bleach?
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Old 09-11-2008, 04:58 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Old 09-11-2008, 05:11 PM   #55 (permalink)
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You fuck with his vehicle and your liable to get murdered nigga. No joke.
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Old 09-11-2008, 06:31 PM   #56 (permalink)
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WW is right, dude let it be man.
You got stuck, your fault.
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Old 09-11-2008, 10:39 PM   #57 (permalink)
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How is gradually fucking up his car going to get your drugs/money back? Just live and learn kid, revenge really isn't going to get you anywhere.
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Old 09-12-2008, 10:01 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Wire a stick of dynamite to his ignition. He's probably pissed off a bunch of other people more likely to do something like that than some kid dumb enough to sell drugs to a stranger he met on the street. They'll never suspect you.
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He needs to learn that lil Larry will never be the same again after this painful intrusion. Larry's family asks for privacy and respect while they cope with this tragic molestation.

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Old 09-12-2008, 10:14 PM   #59 (permalink)
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burn a cross on his front lawn while wearing bedsheets

that'll show him.





fuck it. you got gaffled.

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Old 09-12-2008, 10:29 PM   #60 (permalink)
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What's with all the "white boy" comments?? White has absolutely shit to do with it. "Rich boy" comments while maybe not 100% accurate, would be a hell of a lot closer to the the truth. I am a white boy from the "bad part of town". Color of your skin has nothing to do with how you act, and what you do. It's where you're from, and how you're raised. Period. People need to stop with the racist shit. Pisses me off.

I just happened to be both street smart due to bein from Oak Cliff, TX (Google it, we make the news everyday )and just plain ole smart due to good parentS. So spare me the wigger comments, (I always seem to get those) I am quite well aware, and proud of the fact that I am white, and Irish baby!

..God, I'm fucked up...
stop crying bitch. its called a generalization. its fun.
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