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Old 09-10-2008, 06:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I got robbed at gunpoint today...no joke

was cruising a really bad part of town when I heard a clicking noise coming from my car.. I pulled over and checked the bottom of my car where the noise was coming from. I look up and this guy is standing there and he asks if he can help (he was black..around mid 20's). I tell him whats up and he tells me to pop the hood and he says it might be the ?axle.. he says I should probably get it checked out and I thank him and he gets back in his truck and just as im about to pull out he says "you got any weed man"..I tell him no but I was trying to get rid of some "stuff" and I said I can go home and get them.. he tells me to meet him in the same spot and I tell him I'd be about 15 minutes. I come back and he tells me to get in his truck because he said he needed to use my cell phone to call the guy who was coming to get the stuff. he said his cell phone wasn't working so he uses my cellphone and tells his "friend" hes got the stuff. he hands me my phone and pulls out a semi auto pistol which looked like a glock. he tells me to hand him the "stuff" and tells me to give him all the money (around $400). I tried talking him out of it but he said he wasn't messing around and that hes been to jail too many times and not to do anything stupid.. this guy was serious..he had his finger on the trigger..he tells me to get out and go to my car while still aiming the gun at me and looks inside and tells me to give him the ipod and then he left.. I tried chasing him but he took a corner that was around some construction and got away...... happened about 2 hours ago.. FUCK! now im broke as a joke

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Old 09-10-2008, 06:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2008, 06:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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im sorry that happened to you but what the fuck were you expecting, that shit was shady as fuck, why would you try to sell weed to a young black man in a bad part of town?
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Old 09-10-2008, 06:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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you tried chasing a dude with a gun?

how this could have ended is even more funny than what you posted
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Old 09-10-2008, 06:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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im sorry that happened to you but what the fuck were you expecting, that shit was shady as fuck, why would you try to sell weed to a young black man in a bad part of town?
this too

wow and lol.
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Old 09-10-2008, 06:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Shit eh, thats rough buddeh. Dude, you never should have went back.

Hey atleast you learned not to sell to sketch bags. Speaking of that, I haven't been able to find a dealer yet, mind comin; by my town .

I hope you got some chronic to toke up after that sitch.
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Old 09-10-2008, 06:10 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2008, 06:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
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damn dude hustled. Took a hit learn from it. it could have been a lot worse. Chances are is it was a high-point pistol.
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Old 09-10-2008, 06:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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How unfortunate..what did you learn?
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Old 09-10-2008, 06:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2008, 06:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
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reminds me of the time i got caught slipping, i was drunk as fuck sitting in my truck on the back side of a 7-11 after going in and buying more beer, white boy pulls up to my passenger window and black kid on my side, they too just let me give them the cash, it was only like $55 but it was all in small bills so it felt like alot, fagots took my cd's tho.
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Old 09-10-2008, 07:06 PM   #12 (permalink)
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harsh...take it as a learning experience that coulda gone ALOT worse
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Old 09-10-2008, 07:11 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Look on the brightside.

You still have your credit card...
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Old 09-10-2008, 07:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Furthermore, why were you carrying four hundred fucking dollars with you into a known bad part of town????
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Old 09-10-2008, 07:35 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I was thinking of writing a thread called "I Robbed Some Jackass Today At Gunpoint... No Joke"... I even got this far on it before I realized the joke wasn't worth the effort.
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I was walking down the street on my way home from the corner store to buy a pack of Newports when some kid pulled over in front of me and starts checking the underbelly of his truck.
I asked him if I could help and he was all "there's some clicking noise coming from my car"
I told him to pop the hood, and after a second I was like "maybe it's your axle" Then I told him he should get it checked out. He was like yeah.
Just as he was getting ready to leave I asked him if he had any bud for sale cause I haven't smoked in forever
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Old 09-10-2008, 07:43 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2008, 08:25 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I was thinking of writing a thread called "I Robbed Some Jackass Today At Gunpoint... No Joke"... I even got this far on it before I realized the joke wasn't worth the effort.
lol. except this guy wasnt walking he was driving a brand new nice ass truck. wish I had a better memory though because when we were in the truck I saw a dogtag hanging on his mirror and I actually read the name but I forgot.. been looking for him for hours driving around town, no success.. even went to the pawnshops to check for my ipod..

I should have remembered this video (well a video like it) I remember watching a few weeks ago

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Old 09-10-2008, 08:29 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Shake man... 4 bills is not worth your life. It was smart to hand over the loot. I did it for three stacks(actually three peeps). And I still don't regret it man. if he was smart enough to lead you into that shit, he has definetly worked his heat before...Stay safe man, fuck the bullshit.
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Old 09-10-2008, 08:35 PM   #19 (permalink)
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if he used your phone number to call someone.. try and call em up and figure out who it is.

then be a real motha fucka goin out for the loot
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Old 09-10-2008, 08:35 PM   #20 (permalink)
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money aint worth shit.

good job though, whiteboy.

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