irritation urination

PokeSmot42 · 09-15-2008, 08:45 PM

For all you males in this bitch im sure most of you have experienced this.

Usually early morning, hung over most likely, you go to take a leak and due to the drunkard sleep position you have found yourself awoken in, your penis hole is just a tad compressed. Perhaps, for all you players, the left over seaman has coagulated inside the pee channel leaving your johnson in shambles.

So you lift the seat, proceed to empty the liquidy waste. FLASH/BANG, BAGOOSH! Piss flies in all directions! LEFT, RIght... UP! The urine is now everywhere, WHY has this happened to me??? If your at home you gotta now take your time and clean your residue up with some super thin toilet paper which of course has to seep through and stain your skin/clothes/miniature pets.

God, Penis's(plural would be peni?) are fucking annoying, most of the time. you ladies should consider yourselves lucky.

I couldnt imagine the freedom of just walking around without a freaking fleshy, sweaty piece of man meat swinging between my legs.

Penile Predicaments man... they suck!

GirlsHateMe · 09-15-2008, 08:46 PM

I dont get that because I tend to take a piss after I nut...

and big deal if you have to clean up some piss, its YOUR piss, dont be such a wuss...

PokeSmot42 · 09-15-2008, 08:47 PM

in no way am I attempting to persuade people to share their own "penis type" stories to satisfy my personal fantasies and get me off. No

ki11a · 09-15-2008, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PokeSmot42

God, Penis's(plural would be peni?) are fucking annoying, most of the time. you ladies should consider yourselves lucky.

I couldnt imagine the freedom of just walking around without a freaking fleshy, sweaty piece of man meat swinging between my legs.

Penile Predicaments man... they suck!

yeah im sure a bloody vagina is MUCH better.

yeast infections and vagasil...

go for it.

©antSEEme · 09-15-2008, 09:02 PM

lol!

"sweaty peice of man meat"

seriously, no one wants to talk about sweaty man meat.

but comforting cozy cock on the other hand, well, im game.

SpankyMcLankey · 09-15-2008, 09:38 PM

sick

I've been told before that what can cause a "stinging" feeling durring urination is if you hold it for way too long.

Don't ask me how it's caused, but it makes sense.

maszac · 09-15-2008, 09:50 PM

i love my dong

©antSEEme · 09-15-2008, 09:53 PM

just think of a split pee stream as a way to piss in a urinal and on somebodys leg at the same time!!

**30_Units** · 09-16-2008, 06:04 AM

I love having a cock. I won't lie.

**30_Units** · 09-16-2008, 06:06 AM

oh sick, what were you thinking

09-15-2008, 08:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
PokeSmot42 Remix a Remix Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: North East Coast. USA Posts: 61 Thanks: 18 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	irritation urination For all you males in this bitch im sure most of you have experienced this. Usually early morning, hung over most likely, you go to take a leak and due to the drunkard sleep position you have found yourself awoken in, your penis hole is just a tad compressed. Perhaps, for all you players, the left over seaman has coagulated inside the pee channel leaving your johnson in shambles. So you lift the seat, proceed to empty the liquidy waste. FLASH/BANG, BAGOOSH! Piss flies in all directions! LEFT, RIght... UP! The urine is now everywhere, WHY has this happened to me??? If your at home you gotta now take your time and clean your residue up with some super thin toilet paper which of course has to seep through and stain your skin/clothes/miniature pets. God, Penis's(plural would be peni?) are fucking annoying, most of the time. you ladies should consider yourselves lucky. I couldnt imagine the freedom of just walking around without a freaking fleshy, sweaty piece of man meat swinging between my legs. Penile Predicaments man... they suck!

09-15-2008, 09:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
maszac is2fcked2read Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: madison Posts: 291 Thanks: 46 Thanked 18 Times in 16 Posts	i love my dong __________________ "oh great, another faggot from wisconsin. thats the last thing this place needs. "- dubstyle311

09-16-2008, 06:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
30_Units Heart'saBroken Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 4,763 Thanks: 27 Thanked 151 Times in 91 Posts	I love having a cock. I won't lie. __________________ "There is no man, however wise, who has not at some period of his youth said things, or lived in a way the consciousness of which is so unpleasant to him in later life that he would gladly, if he could, expunge it from his memory." -- Marcel Proust The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. --George Bernard Shaw

09-16-2008, 06:06 AM	#10 (permalink)
30_Units Heart'saBroken Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 4,763 Thanks: 27 Thanked 151 Times in 91 Posts	oh sick, what were you thinking __________________ "There is no man, however wise, who has not at some period of his youth said things, or lived in a way the consciousness of which is so unpleasant to him in later life that he would gladly, if he could, expunge it from his memory." -- Marcel Proust The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. --George Bernard Shaw

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09-15-2008, 08:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
GirlsHateMe Souled-Out Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Central Florida Posts: 2,832 Thanks: 133 Thanked 117 Times in 91 Posts	I dont get that because I tend to take a piss after I nut... and big deal if you have to clean up some piss, its YOUR piss, dont be such a wuss...

09-15-2008, 08:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
PokeSmot42 Remix a Remix Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: North East Coast. USA Posts: 61 Thanks: 18 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	in no way am I attempting to persuade people to share their own "penis type" stories to satisfy my personal fantasies and get me off. No

09-15-2008, 09:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
SpankyMcLankey YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,046 Thanks: 144 Thanked 93 Times in 84 Posts	sick I've been told before that what can cause a "stinging" feeling durring urination is if you hold it for way too long. Don't ask me how it's caused, but it makes sense.

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