stripper surprise

slapstick · 09-15-2008, 10:15 PM

so I'm cruising myspace, as I am wont to do, and come across a video of some chick stripping. sounds great, no?
I start watching, and its to sublime, great start.
fast forward two minutes.
I'm sitting here, in shock to realize, that was one of my friends that I've known since she was twelve. we're going to the local strip club on saturday and I asked if she wanted to hook up a while back.
that was a trip.

bmac · 09-15-2008, 10:16 PM

your friends are whoooooooooores.

but was she sexy?

slapstick · 09-15-2008, 10:18 PM

my friends are the shit. whores as they may be, but who's to say I'm not?
I think she's hot. better looking in person.

©antSEEme · 09-15-2008, 10:19 PM

this thread is worthless without said video

bmac · 09-15-2008, 10:20 PM

haha ya really ^

slapstick · 09-15-2008, 10:25 PM

I've been waiting for that.
I'll post it under the condition her myspace doesn't get flooded. she'll know I leaked it.

bmac · 09-15-2008, 10:26 PM

deal.

©antSEEme · 09-15-2008, 10:26 PM

not if you post just the video

which is all we really want to see

fuck myspace

slapstick · 09-15-2008, 10:27 PM

<a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction =vids.individual&vid eoid=42899958">messi n around with the pole</a><br/>

sorry if thats shitty, I'm new to posting videos.

©antSEEme · 09-15-2008, 10:29 PM

damn....

anybody got some singles??

slapstick, hit that shit. she grinds like she gets paid to!!!

slapstick · 09-15-2008, 10:29 PM

er, I should note that its not really stripping, but it was still a shock.

bmac · 09-15-2008, 10:33 PM

Yeah man, she can shake her ass, shit!

Get on it buddeh!

slapstick · 09-15-2008, 10:36 PM

haha. we haven't spoken since I asked if she wanted to hook up. in person anyway.
it didn't help that it was after 1 am, which I didn't realize, because I was quite stoned, which is also responsible for the courage to ask her.

Vertigo · 09-15-2008, 10:48 PM

i just watched her videos, theres like 3 of her shaking her ass to lil wayne and lenny kravitz lol shes not that bad, nice body... definatly can dance

slapstick · 09-15-2008, 10:52 PM

its a beautiful thing huh? I figured I was gonna get flamed to hell, glad to see I'm not the only one diggin' her.

Vertigo · 09-15-2008, 10:54 PM

the other day i was with my 2 friends, both girls, and we were at an elementry school playground smoking a blunt and they started dancing on the fire-man pole like it was a stripper pole.. i would of took a video but it was midnight and all i had was a cell phone which cant take vids in the dark. i was speechless, but it wasnt a bad show at all

greengreengreen · 09-15-2008, 11:34 PM

fuck her

giftedunlimited · 09-15-2008, 11:42 PM

i figured this was gonna be about a tranny

..stripper surprise, you had me going

Man in Black · 09-16-2008, 12:30 AM

she ain't nothin but a hoochie mama (hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama)

that being said i'm sure she'd let you do lines off her ass

Mercury · 09-16-2008, 12:32 AM

she's cute. not a particularly fantastic stripper but it's not like we care about the actual dancing.

09-15-2008, 10:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
slapstick Who was phone?! Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 402 Thanks: 3 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	stripper surprise so I'm cruising myspace, as I am wont to do, and come across a video of some chick stripping. sounds great, no? I start watching, and its to sublime, great start. fast forward two minutes. I'm sitting here, in shock to realize, that was one of my friends that I've known since she was twelve. we're going to the local strip club on saturday and I asked if she wanted to hook up a while back. that was a trip. __________________ Endorphins. sounds like dolphins, tastes like shit. -friend 'o mine. I dunno about your uvula tho you should probably stop touching it to strange penises - mercury

09-15-2008, 10:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
bmac •happy•holidazeee• Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Onturrio, Canaduh Posts: 278 Thanks: 31 Thanked 21 Times in 16 Posts	your friends are whoooooooooores. but was she sexy? __________________ \| DoubleDeke.com - For all your hockey needs!\|

09-15-2008, 10:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
slapstick Who was phone?! Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 402 Thanks: 3 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	my friends are the shit. whores as they may be, but who's to say I'm not? I think she's hot. better looking in person. __________________ Endorphins. sounds like dolphins, tastes like shit. -friend 'o mine. I dunno about your uvula tho you should probably stop touching it to strange penises - mercury

09-15-2008, 10:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
bmac •happy•holidazeee• Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Onturrio, Canaduh Posts: 278 Thanks: 31 Thanked 21 Times in 16 Posts	haha ya really ^ __________________ \| DoubleDeke.com - For all your hockey needs!\|

09-15-2008, 10:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
slapstick Who was phone?! Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 402 Thanks: 3 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	I've been waiting for that. I'll post it under the condition her myspace doesn't get flooded. she'll know I leaked it. __________________ Endorphins. sounds like dolphins, tastes like shit. -friend 'o mine. I dunno about your uvula tho you should probably stop touching it to strange penises - mercury

09-15-2008, 10:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
bmac •happy•holidazeee• Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Onturrio, Canaduh Posts: 278 Thanks: 31 Thanked 21 Times in 16 Posts	deal. __________________ \| DoubleDeke.com - For all your hockey needs!\|

09-15-2008, 10:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
slapstick Who was phone?! Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 402 Thanks: 3 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	<a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction =vids.individual&vid eoid=42899958">messi n around with the pole</a><br/> sorry if thats shitty, I'm new to posting videos. __________________ Endorphins. sounds like dolphins, tastes like shit. -friend 'o mine. I dunno about your uvula tho you should probably stop touching it to strange penises - mercury

09-15-2008, 10:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
slapstick Who was phone?! Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 402 Thanks: 3 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	er, I should note that its not really stripping, but it was still a shock. __________________ Endorphins. sounds like dolphins, tastes like shit. -friend 'o mine. I dunno about your uvula tho you should probably stop touching it to strange penises - mercury

09-15-2008, 10:33 PM	#12 (permalink)
bmac •happy•holidazeee• Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Onturrio, Canaduh Posts: 278 Thanks: 31 Thanked 21 Times in 16 Posts	Yeah man, she can shake her ass, shit! Get on it buddeh! __________________ \| DoubleDeke.com - For all your hockey needs!\|

09-15-2008, 10:36 PM	#13 (permalink)
slapstick Who was phone?! Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 402 Thanks: 3 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	haha. we haven't spoken since I asked if she wanted to hook up. in person anyway. it didn't help that it was after 1 am, which I didn't realize, because I was quite stoned, which is also responsible for the courage to ask her. __________________ Endorphins. sounds like dolphins, tastes like shit. -friend 'o mine. I dunno about your uvula tho you should probably stop touching it to strange penises - mercury

09-15-2008, 10:48 PM	#14 (permalink)
Vertigo ??????? Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: So Cal Posts: 315 Thanks: 70 Thanked 21 Times in 20 Posts	i just watched her videos, theres like 3 of her shaking her ass to lil wayne and lenny kravitz lol shes not that bad, nice body... definatly can dance

09-15-2008, 10:52 PM	#15 (permalink)
slapstick Who was phone?! Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 402 Thanks: 3 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	its a beautiful thing huh? I figured I was gonna get flamed to hell, glad to see I'm not the only one diggin' her. __________________ Endorphins. sounds like dolphins, tastes like shit. -friend 'o mine. I dunno about your uvula tho you should probably stop touching it to strange penises - mercury

09-15-2008, 10:54 PM	#16 (permalink)
Vertigo ??????? Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: So Cal Posts: 315 Thanks: 70 Thanked 21 Times in 20 Posts	the other day i was with my 2 friends, both girls, and we were at an elementry school playground smoking a blunt and they started dancing on the fire-man pole like it was a stripper pole.. i would of took a video but it was midnight and all i had was a cell phone which cant take vids in the dark. i was speechless, but it wasnt a bad show at all

09-15-2008, 11:34 PM	#17 (permalink)
greengreengreen YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 156 Thanks: 8 Thanked 9 Times in 6 Posts	fuck her

09-15-2008, 11:42 PM	#18 (permalink)
giftedunlimited peter pan'in Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: tent in the national forest Posts: 1,827 Thanks: 167 Thanked 177 Times in 74 Posts	i figured this was gonna be about a tranny ..stripper surprise, you had me going __________________ artist formerly known as Notepad Yahooka Fantasy Football '08: 7-0-0

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09-16-2008, 12:30 AM	#19 (permalink)
Man in Black sic semper tyrannis Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: the rust belt Posts: 904 Thanks: 218 Thanked 78 Times in 63 Posts	she ain't nothin but a hoochie mama (hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama) that being said i'm sure she'd let you do lines off her ass __________________ Look at the million stars, he said. They make some pattern on the sky. It is a pattern of letters spelling a word. One night I shall look up and read the word. -Dylan Thomas

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