Hardest choice... EVER.

[Cunning One]

Originally Posted by Mercury

ya'll niggas is crazy. fat asses = fat girls.


thin for the win.

YOU nigga is crazy

[Mercury]

Originally Posted by Weedwax

You gotta be able to GRIP it when she's on top riding you...

That's what I'm sayin too. You gotta be able to get a grip on the ass. I've hit some bubble butts in my day and you don't really get a grip on a big ass so much as you bear hug them.

[giftedunlimited]

why the fuck isn't their a poll..







and ass

/broken record

[Mercury]

ManInBlack I'm not say I want a scrawny chick but yeah I like a teenage body. I'm not tryin to hump your mother here.

Nice.

[K]

see ya got your ass

ya got your big ass

you fat ass

and your big fat ass

ya got your tight ass ,your right ass

your end of the tunnel light ass

your time to say good night ass

[Man in Black]

Originally Posted by Mercury

ManInBlack I'm not say I want a scrawny chick but yeah I like a teenage body. I'm not tryin to hump your mother here.

Nice.

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and yeah the women in my family have tits n ass so for you

but really to each his own..honestly though in my opinion i think this fascination with girls being thin is relatively new. for example, look at the nudes of Titian, Renoir, and Manet (no not Monet), etc




..big hips, ass, tits, etc all are positive signs when it comes to child bearing, which afterall is what sex is all about. only makes sense that the women with the most sexually attractive features are the ones who are probably better at bearing children..*waits for feminists to bitch and complain*

how and when men became obsessed with women with bleached blonde hair, plastic tits, and 85 lbs frames of nothing but skin and bones is a mystery to me.

[DrChronic]

i like small tight asses above all else


she could have an actual preying mantis head but if the ass looks like a ten year olds im down.

thats not to say i like flat asses, they have to be shapely (and firm, mmm hmmm).


don't get me wrong though, big titties have their place

[Über King]

Originally Posted by ©antSEEme

but on the real, if shes all body and no brains, then she's just a turn-off no matter how fine.

qft.

[GirlsHateMe]

vagina

[NickNasty]

how and when men became obsessed with women with bleached blonde hair, plastic tits, and 85 lbs frames of nothing but skin and bones is a mystery to me.

the 1980s seemed to be a turning point--maybe the Reagan/yuppie youth-obssesed consumerism thing had something to do with it? look at playboy or pornography that was produced prior to then and the women looked alot more real.

[Bad dog]

Now this is a tricky one.
I always considered myself a titties man.
Nothing rocks your world like a good, healthy pair of tits.

However, as I aged, I began getting turned off by un aesthetic asses. To be aesthetic an ass must above all be shapely and firm, size is of less importance.

Now the problem in my experience is that girls fall into the following shape catagories;

1 small tits and pert, firm asses. (usually more intellectual, sporty models that make a lot of noise, spend too much time at the gyno ( see pussy mechanic / garage), but fly like the wind when in the mood.)

2 big tits and large sagging asses ( usually more heavy duty, always up for a good pounding in any hole, generally happier in mood although less attractive and aesthetic and less interesting in bed)

3 small tits and bid asses (pear shaped) ( losing from every direction)

4 big tits and small firm asses. There are suprisingly many of these models on the market however one must be aware that most of the lucky women that got natural great bodies (36/24/36 112lbs 5'4") tend to have butt ugly faces to even out the package. The few models equipped with a perfect body and an attractive face tend to be out of the average, non rich guys reach. It may be possible for some of us to sometimes get a joy ride on one of these models, but long term ownership is usually out of the question.

I hope that clarifies things a little.


Although at the end of the day, it really is the personality that counts. A relationship can only be physical for so long.

[Zooey]

Originally Posted by Man in Black

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..big hips, ass, tits, etc all are positive signs when it comes to child bearing, which afterall is what sex is all about. only makes sense that the women with the most sexually attractive features are the ones who are probably better at bearing children..*waits for feminists to bitch and complain*

Feminists would agree with you.
Sex is biologically about procreation.

Maybe you ought to learn a little bit more about feminism.

[PokeSmot42]

Uh ass obv. Its the area where your dick is inserted, cmon now.

I mean you could fuck some tits but firstly it looks retarded, heavy lubricant is needed and their is no internal warmth like with the vag. I could look at a nice big fine ass walking past me and almost instantly get that semi hard feeling in the johnson, tits not at all, maybe my mouth would water.

[The SARS Volta]

shape is more important than size
large firm ass > small saggy ass and vice-versa
small firm rack > big sagging rack and vice-versa
it would be funny if women were this preoccupied with men's body types--then a lot of the critics would be whining that we're superficial heartless bitches

[DrChronic]

are you saying you aren't superficial heartless bitches?

[The SARS Volta]

nobody's created an abs vs. biceps thread. so not as much.

[Kishar]

where do your eyes go first ass or boobies? mine always look at the butt unless them titties is monstrous

[slapstick]

I'd have to go with boobs. well formed is better than huge though. my ex had the most perfect boobs, and they were only high b or lower C.

[ChiefBongWater]

yep... looks like ass won

[ChiefBongWater]

this might be better


tittehs lose




lol