Hardest choice... EVER.

ChiefBongWater · 09-16-2008, 08:07 PM

Titties or Ass?
So... ive been thinking about this forever and still have trouble making up my mind.

Would you rather have a chick with Really big nice tits and no ass at all, shits flat as a pancake -OR- a chick with a nice Phat ass but with no chest at all?

for me... i love both and this is probably the hardest decision ever. lol

Mercury · 09-16-2008, 08:12 PM

I'm not really into fat asses for the long haul. A small ass will stay tighter longer than a fat one. I'm not tryin to have a wife with thunder thighs and a cottage cheese ass.

But don't take it from me.

SpankyMcLankey · 09-16-2008, 08:38 PM

i love fat asses, but only to an extent.

when they start getting really wide and have too much of a fold, that's just sick.

diaper buts are never good either. tits are just a plus though. as long as there's something there it dont bother me.

highanddry · 09-16-2008, 08:50 PM

Everything is about proportion

NickNasty · 09-16-2008, 08:54 PM

i'll take a nice bubble butt over a huge rack, but as highanddry said proportion is what matters most. a solid B and a thick booty is better than a 0 waist and DDs.

AdmBmb · 09-16-2008, 09:04 PM

ass

for days

SpankyMcLankey · 09-16-2008, 09:39 PM

you would.

Cunning One · 09-16-2008, 10:07 PM

I like them both my rucca is blessed

highanddry · 09-16-2008, 10:39 PM

I don't mind small tits at all, but its strange if you have small breasts and a big ass. Oppositely, its less strange to see a big cans and small ass so I guess that's where it's at if you HAD to choose. Ideally you want everything to be... proportional :P

I tried to fit more euphemisms for boobs in there, but I couldn't find more words to describe a rack.

Weedwax · 09-16-2008, 10:54 PM

This might surprise everybody but ASS FTW!!!!1

I can handle small tits on a girl, but a flat ass is a MAJOR turn off. You gotta be able to GRIP it when she's on top riding you...

Mercury · 09-16-2008, 10:56 PM

ya'll niggas is crazy. fat asses = fat girls.

thin for the win.

Cunning One · 09-16-2008, 11:25 PM

fat asses does not mean fat girls . your wrong
ive seen thin bitches with fat asses . do you love porn?

Mercury · 09-16-2008, 11:34 PM

fat is fat no matter where it is on your body.

Man in Black · 09-16-2008, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weedwax

This might surprise everybody but ASS FTW!!!!1

I can handle small tits on a girl, but a flat ass is a MAJOR turn off. You gotta be able to GRIP it when she's on top riding you...

ftw...i mean i am crazy about big tits but i can ignore small tits if the girl has a big ol booty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury

ya'll niggas is crazy. fat asses = fat girls.

thin for the win.

um..no? i've known super skinny chicks with the fattest asses..and then i've known some with the biggest titties..so your logic is flawed

besides i love em all shapes n sizes anyhow

Man in Black · 09-16-2008, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury

fat is fat no matter where it is on your body.

yeah enjoy your prepubescent bodies there..sorry bro but real women have curves, not a body like a 10 year old boy

SmokeSomeDoja · 09-17-2008, 12:06 AM

K · 09-17-2008, 12:31 AM

Can't decide.

I enjoy a trim athletic build ,a hard body if you will. Doesn't mean muscles ,but tone and a concern for a healthy level of fitness ,and cleanliness of coarse. Perhaps a dancer/former dancer. A Dolly Parton...no.
A Queen Latifa...no

I'd have to say the whole package has to fit.

a line from ,"A Chorus Line" (Girls Chorus) "TiTs and Ass won't get you jobs ,unless they're yours."

no plastic please.

©antSEEme · 09-17-2008, 01:03 AM

onion booty or big breastisis????

apple bottom or sweater hogs????

im more of an ass man, but damn, i like some tig ol' bitties too.

but on the real, if shes all body and no brains, then she's just a turn-off no matter how fine.

**Captain Cannabis** · 09-17-2008, 01:09 AM

i choose ass. that wasn't a hard choice. small tits aren't that bad

i lol'd at this though:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weedwax

This might surprise everybody but ASS FTW!!!!1

I can handle small tits on a girl, but a flat ass is a MAJOR turn off. You gotta be able to GRIP it when she's on top riding you...

knows lots about women

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury

ya'll niggas is crazy. fat asses = fat girls.

thin for the win.

knows nothing about women

K · 09-17-2008, 01:09 AM

name the movie...(no fair googling)

"You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em. "

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highanddry YaHookan Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 706 Thanks: 63 Thanked 54 Times in 37 Posts	I don't mind small tits at all, but its strange if you have small breasts and a big ass. Oppositely, its less strange to see a big cans and small ass so I guess that's where it's at if you HAD to choose. Ideally you want everything to be... proportional :P I tried to fit more euphemisms for boobs in there, but I couldn't find more words to describe a rack.

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Cunning One YaHookan Join Date: May 2008 Location: Up North Posts: 78 Thanks: 19 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	fat asses does not mean fat girls . your wrong ive seen thin bitches with fat asses . do you love porn?

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K Old School Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 998 Thanks: 14 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	Can't decide. I enjoy a trim athletic build ,a hard body if you will. Doesn't mean muscles ,but tone and a concern for a healthy level of fitness ,and cleanliness of coarse. Perhaps a dancer/former dancer. A Dolly Parton...no. A Queen Latifa...no I'd have to say the whole package has to fit. a line from ,"A Chorus Line" (Girls Chorus) "TiTs and Ass won't get you jobs ,unless they're yours." no plastic please.

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K Old School Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 998 Thanks: 14 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	name the movie...(no fair googling) "You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em. "

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