not just any tues. night

Vertigo · 09-16-2008, 09:33 PM

So get this, im sitting in my navigator, smoking a blunt ab with this girl ive known for 6 years. Weve had our share of getting drunk and having sex in the bathroom at parties, so were pretty close.. just friends now tho ; ) so anyways, im stoned as fuck off these nuddets that had crystals on it so when you broke it up your fingers looked like you dipped them in suger.. so anyways this bitch is on my nuts, flirting with me, kissing my neck, grabbing my cock, and trying to get me to stick my finer in her asshole while in the back of a parking lot behind a bar. so anyways things start getting a little funner than i thought when she started to give me felatio. it got me in the mood to do some dirty things, so i took the offer on the finger up the brown train shoot. it was something i havnt experienced, ya know? i had to do it.. so things start moving on.. getting a little hotter, she takes off both of our clothes. thats right bitch, thats right. basically.. i got both holes and i nutted in her mouth. this all happened about 47 minutes ago, now im home smoking the weed she gave me. the whole experience was like something you see in the movies when there all like "that kid cant do that, its just not right" when the whole point is to go out and try new things, live life.. never give up the chance to get laid. (and /or anal) peace be with you la famila

Waves · 09-16-2008, 09:37 PM

what?

Logan's Heroes · 09-16-2008, 09:37 PM

Have you learned NOTHING from ToastyRoach????!!!

so I felt a turd inside my girls butt-hole...

SpankyMcLankey · 09-16-2008, 09:41 PM

toasty is pretty high up on my BS list.

That story did give me a hard on though.

Mercury · 09-16-2008, 09:46 PM

uh, that sounds like just any tuesday night to me..

Mercury · 09-16-2008, 10:00 PM

yeah when you make long ass sentences like that it sounds as if you're actually leading up to something really dramatic. i was waiting for the part where the black guy pulls a gun on you.

pacman · 09-16-2008, 10:01 PM

i thought that vertigo nigga died or somethin. congrats homie

Ego Tripping · 09-16-2008, 11:03 PM

Pics or I call bullshit.

burnt_hiphophead · 09-16-2008, 11:06 PM

ha good story. Better than my Tuesday night

K · 09-16-2008, 11:07 PM

^ that's what she said.

giftedunlimited · 09-16-2008, 11:10 PM

poop sample or bullshit

Man in Black · 09-16-2008, 11:41 PM

smell my fingers

Weedwax · 09-16-2008, 11:54 PM

Now THAT'S classy...

Cunning One · 09-16-2008, 11:57 PM

what color is your navigator ?

Peace seeker · 09-17-2008, 12:19 AM

shit, this reminds of my dating days...

get laid now that you can, mang!!

**good story**

Ego Tripping · 09-17-2008, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peace seeker

shit, this reminds of my dating days...

get laid now that you can, mang!!

**good story**

You can't get laid anymore?

Peace seeker · 09-17-2008, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ego Tripping

You can't get laid anymore?

i sure can

but i m married, so i cant be dating random club chicks and fuck them in the parking lot

Ego Tripping · 09-17-2008, 12:38 AM

Yeah, but you can also get laid anytime without worrying about a burning penis in the morning.

Peace seeker · 09-17-2008, 12:39 AM

lol

true

i ve had my share of "burned penis" (literally!!) during my dating days

Ego Tripping · 09-17-2008, 12:55 AM

tmi brother, tmi.

09-16-2008, 09:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Vertigo ??????? Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: So Cal Posts: 315 Thanks: 70 Thanked 21 Times in 20 Posts	not just any tues. night So get this, im sitting in my navigator, smoking a blunt ab with this girl ive known for 6 years. Weve had our share of getting drunk and having sex in the bathroom at parties, so were pretty close.. just friends now tho ; ) so anyways, im stoned as fuck off these nuddets that had crystals on it so when you broke it up your fingers looked like you dipped them in suger.. so anyways this bitch is on my nuts, flirting with me, kissing my neck, grabbing my cock, and trying to get me to stick my finer in her asshole while in the back of a parking lot behind a bar. so anyways things start getting a little funner than i thought when she started to give me felatio. it got me in the mood to do some dirty things, so i took the offer on the finger up the brown train shoot. it was something i havnt experienced, ya know? i had to do it.. so things start moving on.. getting a little hotter, she takes off both of our clothes. thats right bitch, thats right. basically.. i got both holes and i nutted in her mouth. this all happened about 47 minutes ago, now im home smoking the weed she gave me. the whole experience was like something you see in the movies when there all like "that kid cant do that, its just not right" when the whole point is to go out and try new things, live life.. never give up the chance to get laid. (and /or anal) peace be with you la famila

09-16-2008, 09:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
Logan's Heroes Heroism...dirt cheap Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Two weeks from everywhere... a geographical oddity Posts: 62 Thanks: 20 Thanked 21 Times in 13 Posts	Have you learned NOTHING from ToastyRoach????!!! so I felt a turd inside my girls butt-hole... __________________ The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waistes and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"... ...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

09-16-2008, 10:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
pacman fuck me in the beard Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 414 Thanks: 25 Thanked 65 Times in 54 Posts	i thought that vertigo nigga died or somethin. congrats homie __________________

09-16-2008, 11:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ego Tripping Are you in? Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 12,504 Thanks: 37 Thanked 178 Times in 103 Posts	Pics or I call bullshit. __________________ I don`t fear the fear, it`s just a state of mind. - farmergiles

09-16-2008, 11:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
burnt_hiphophead Yahoooooooooooooooooookan Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 585 Thanks: 26 Thanked 26 Times in 20 Posts	ha good story. Better than my Tuesday night __________________ Come on! - G.O.B. Bluth

09-16-2008, 09:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
SpankyMcLankey YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,046 Thanks: 144 Thanked 93 Times in 84 Posts	toasty is pretty high up on my BS list. That story did give me a hard on though.

09-16-2008, 11:07 PM	#10 (permalink)
K Old School Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 998 Thanks: 14 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	^ that's what she said.

09-16-2008, 11:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
giftedunlimited peter pan'in Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: tent in the national forest Posts: 1,827 Thanks: 167 Thanked 177 Times in 74 Posts	poop sample or bullshit __________________ artist formerly known as Notepad Yahooka Fantasy Football '08: 7-0-0

09-16-2008, 11:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
Man in Black sic semper tyrannis Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: the rust belt Posts: 904 Thanks: 218 Thanked 78 Times in 63 Posts	smell my fingers __________________ Look at the million stars, he said. They make some pattern on the sky. It is a pattern of letters spelling a word. One night I shall look up and read the word. -Dylan Thomas

09-16-2008, 11:57 PM	#14 (permalink)
Cunning One YaHookan Join Date: May 2008 Location: Up North Posts: 78 Thanks: 19 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	what color is your navigator ?

09-17-2008, 12:19 AM	#15 (permalink)
Peace seeker YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 6,083 Thanks: 143 Thanked 75 Times in 57 Posts	shit, this reminds of my dating days... get laid now that you can, mang!! good story

09-17-2008, 12:38 AM	#18 (permalink)
Ego Tripping Are you in? Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 12,504 Thanks: 37 Thanked 178 Times in 103 Posts	Yeah, but you can also get laid anytime without worrying about a burning penis in the morning. __________________ I don`t fear the fear, it`s just a state of mind. - farmergiles

09-17-2008, 12:39 AM	#19 (permalink)
Peace seeker YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 6,083 Thanks: 143 Thanked 75 Times in 57 Posts	lol true i ve had my share of "burned penis" (literally!!) during my dating days

09-17-2008, 12:55 AM	#20 (permalink)
Ego Tripping Are you in? Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 12,504 Thanks: 37 Thanked 178 Times in 103 Posts	tmi brother, tmi. __________________ I don`t fear the fear, it`s just a state of mind. - farmergiles

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