if you could get cosmetic surgery

The SARS Volta · 09-17-2008, 07:19 PM

Would you take the opportunity, and what would the operation be?

...Wouldn't. Scurred of going under above all other fears (spiders: stupid, being sliced/diced: understandable) and there are many who need necessary surgery and don't have the resources. I have a strong nose and weak rack, but fuck an operation unless my life depends on it.
I know a girl a year older than myself who went from sub-A cup (nonexistant) breasts to DD. They do not move, under any circumstances, and they felt like they should be part of a statue while she gave me a hug once. Unusually dramatic change though. I wonder if it's "addictive" in the same way people say getting tattooed is.

Has anybody had it or considered a procedure?

maszac · 09-17-2008, 07:22 PM

id get my a midget put in my dick.

giftedunlimited · 09-17-2008, 07:37 PM

i like fake tittays

no complaints here

but as a guy, no to cosmetic surgery.

pacman · 09-17-2008, 07:38 PM

i have no idea what u were tryin say maszac, but it cant be good

and no, surgery aint for me

maszac · 09-17-2008, 08:00 PM

fuckin no thanks in FFA.

The SARS Volta · 09-17-2008, 08:08 PM

a negroplasty counts if anybody wants to change their answer
(didn't think so)

bmac · 09-17-2008, 08:10 PM

no dice.

slapstick · 09-17-2008, 08:31 PM

do they have a surgery to make pores smaller? or to make my eyes less sunken into my face?

pacman · 09-17-2008, 08:56 PM

^so...u wanna look like this!?

Puffman · 09-17-2008, 09:22 PM

penis reduction.

the bitches keep running away.

SmokeSomeDoja · 09-17-2008, 10:58 PM

ive always wanted to be the white version of mandingo, so probably a height reduction of 4 inches or so (im 6'4 now).

slapstick · 09-17-2008, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pacman

^so...u wanna look like this!?

er... not quite.

Smaerd · 09-17-2008, 11:18 PM

I would never get any cosmetic surgeries. I refused to get my broken nose set, and the my tendons fixed. Let alone something as vain as not appreciating my body.

I heard plastic surgery is addictive kind of in a sense loosing weight is. like waking up and being like I am pretty, what else can I get changed to be someone else? Tattoos are more of a needle rush.

Blue_Dolphin · 09-18-2008, 08:04 AM

I would do it.

I need it. I wouldn't get addicted though. There's just one thing I want to fix.

It's just too damn expensive!

DrChronic · 09-18-2008, 08:38 AM

id like a bigger cock but i doubt i would actually do it if the oppertunity came up

pretty uneccesary and it would be a lot to go through id immagine

**Canuck Wisdom** · 09-18-2008, 10:17 AM

No, nothing.

Bigger cock is not good if it means you don't mesh with most girls.

bongobongo · 09-18-2008, 10:21 AM

im perfect in everyway...cept this bumb i got on my ear from birth, i could probably slice that...but at this point its so attatched to me (LOL PUN) I dunno

farmergiles · 09-18-2008, 10:31 AM

Plastic surgery came about as a result of surgeons gaining expertise reconstructing peoples faces and stuff during WW1&2. It became fashionable in Hollywood after WW1 as a gratuitous thing (I mean people getting cosmetic surgery to alter their looks as opposed to to repair injury or cure congenital defects).

I`ve got to say I don`t like the Californian plastic surgery look on women- it makes them all look the same. Breast implants- they can look OK in studio photos or footage but in real life they often just look weird.

If people spent more time on making the best of what they`ve got they`d be a lot happier methinks. But that`s the way modern society works- people want to pay for an instant fix so they can conform with media stereotypes.

Also if you find yourself unable to pay for maintaining cosmetic surgery it will probably look terrible in ten years time.

tedkennedy · 09-18-2008, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeSomeDoja

ive always wanted to be the white version of mandingo, so probably a height reduction of 4 inches or so (im 6'4 now).

lol white version of mandingo...

GirlsHateMe · 09-18-2008, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The SARS Volta

I wonder if it's "addictive" in the same way people say getting tattooed is.

Its been proven for a long time, its VERY addictive to people with body issues and people with tons of money to spend...

I figured you'd know that...

http://www.plasticsurgery.com/breast...tion-a763.aspx

http://www.kapelovitz.com/plastic.htm

http://www.clipmarks.com/clipmark/FE...-27E76B4BA0D9/

http://ezinearticles.com/?Plastic-Su...ous?&id=422321

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SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Erogenous Zones Posts: 18,453 Thanks: 163 Thanked 362 Times in 204 Posts	ive always wanted to be the white version of mandingo, so probably a height reduction of 4 inches or so (im 6'4 now). __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

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Smaerd observations kill me Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Vagrant Status Posts: 1,976 Thanks: 251 Thanked 318 Times in 234 Posts	I would never get any cosmetic surgeries. I refused to get my broken nose set, and the my tendons fixed. Let alone something as vain as not appreciating my body. I heard plastic surgery is addictive kind of in a sense loosing weight is. like waking up and being like I am pretty, what else can I get changed to be someone else? Tattoos are more of a needle rush. __________________ Peace, Love, Unity, Respect.

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Blue_Dolphin Princess Join Date: May 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,737 Thanks: 64 Thanked 72 Times in 47 Posts	I would do it. I need it. I wouldn't get addicted though. There's just one thing I want to fix. It's just too damn expensive! __________________

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DrChronic Human Suppository Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Borough Of Englandshire Posts: 3,769 Thanks: 5 Thanked 6 Times in 3 Posts	id like a bigger cock but i doubt i would actually do it if the oppertunity came up pretty uneccesary and it would be a lot to go through id immagine __________________ SUCK MY SOPPING CUNT

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bongobongo ognob Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 384 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	im perfect in everyway...cept this bumb i got on my ear from birth, i could probably slice that...but at this point its so attatched to me (LOL PUN) I dunno

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farmergiles Cardosian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Down in the Sewers Posts: 1,171 Thanks: 89 Thanked 143 Times in 123 Posts	Plastic surgery came about as a result of surgeons gaining expertise reconstructing peoples faces and stuff during WW1&2. It became fashionable in Hollywood after WW1 as a gratuitous thing (I mean people getting cosmetic surgery to alter their looks as opposed to to repair injury or cure congenital defects). I`ve got to say I don`t like the Californian plastic surgery look on women- it makes them all look the same. Breast implants- they can look OK in studio photos or footage but in real life they often just look weird. If people spent more time on making the best of what they`ve got they`d be a lot happier methinks. But that`s the way modern society works- people want to pay for an instant fix so they can conform with media stereotypes. Also if you find yourself unable to pay for maintaining cosmetic surgery it will probably look terrible in ten years time. __________________ Cultivate a stoic calmness

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