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Old 09-23-2008, 09:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Exclamation worlds smallest man and pretty tall lady get down
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Old 09-23-2008, 09:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i smell a caption contest
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Old 09-23-2008, 09:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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'herro, nowr i go into vagina'
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Old 09-23-2008, 11:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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so if i was tiny itd be ok to check out snatch all day just cuz im short?
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Old 09-23-2008, 11:54 AM   #5 (permalink)
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id pay good money to see a porn film starring those two
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Old 09-23-2008, 12:15 PM   #6 (permalink)
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its so cute that the worlds smallest man is a really heavy smoker.
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Old 09-23-2008, 12:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2008, 02:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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its so cute that the worlds smallest man is a really heavy smoker.

but that could stunt his growth.



























































look up little dude ,and make a wish
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Old 09-23-2008, 08:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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K,

that post would have been just as effective without the space in the middle. You know how lazy we are. Like 2 or 3 more rolls of the mouse wheel is just TOO much.
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Old 09-23-2008, 08:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
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are you sure the woman didn't just give birth to him?

i mean he could just be the world's strangest-looking baby instead.
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edit - pheeyonce i guess.
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Old 09-23-2008, 09:05 PM   #11 (permalink)
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somewhat related

i was at this party on saturday, and there was this incredibly hot chick that was like 6'2, and she was wearing heels. normally tall girls weird/gross me out, but she was crazy hot. anyways she was wearing this tiny tiny skirt and had legs up to her neck, and i was walking up the stairs behind her and yeah hot bitch
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Old 09-23-2008, 09:08 PM   #12 (permalink)
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i was at this party on saturday, and there was this incredibly hot chick that was like 6'2, and she was wearing heels. normally tall girls weird/gross me out, but she was crazy hot. anyways she was wearing this tiny tiny skirt and had legs up to her neck, and i was walking up the stairs behind her and yeah hot bitch
cool story bro
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Old 09-23-2008, 09:31 PM   #13 (permalink)
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dudes junk must be like 1" on a good day
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Old 09-23-2008, 11:02 PM   #14 (permalink)
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meh, I bet he fucks with his arms.

'yeah baby! watchoo want? left? or right!?'

'gimme both...SMALL man!!'

'oh... you nasty" and then he's like stuffing both his forearms in, "mmm shit you're wet"

"it's all for you shorty"

and then he's trusting with all his wee might up to his elbows, in and out, "ohhhh you like that? you like that nancy?"

"oh fuuuuck yesss, harder, deeper!"

"mmm yes.. yes. look at me baby"

she looks down and sees this little head bobbing up and down between her thights, "oh my goodness!! it looks like I'm giving birth!!!!"

"want me to do it?"

"yes! yes do it! cry like a BABY"

"wahhh! ahh WAHHH! ahhh WAHH!H!!" as he's fucking her with two arms - shoulder deep now - rubbing his chin into her clit, real tears running down his cheeks, naked, tiny body slick with exertion.
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Old 09-23-2008, 11:04 PM   #15 (permalink)
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^id thank you if i could.


that gave me a raging boner
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Old 09-23-2008, 11:06 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2008, 11:11 PM   #17 (permalink)
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might as well just put his whole body in at that point
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hmmm. I like it. Human procreation at its most efficient.


Nigga doesn't hope for fertilization of the egg. Nigga climes in and fucks the egg.
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Old 09-24-2008, 05:44 AM   #19 (permalink)
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hmmm. I like it. Human procreation at its most efficient.


Nigga doesn't hope for fertilization of the egg. Nigga climes in and fucks the egg.
LMMFAO!! That's gotta be the funniest shit I have read on this site.
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pheonce hahaha wow a ghettoer spelling would be hard to come by.

edit - pheeyonce i guess.
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