Free For All A place for thoughts and ideas that are out of place anywhere else. Enter at your own risk.

View Poll Results: Would you rather...
...tounge fuck another man's asshole 5 33.33%
...get fucked in the ass and jizzed in 10 66.67%
Voters: 15. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-06-2009, 08:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
Learner
 
Sir-Ex's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
Posts: 4,772
Thanks: 2
Thanked 21 Times in 17 Posts
Exclamation Would you rather...?

The definitive question of this millennium.
__________________
Smile

Ditch the cigs!!!!!!
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2009, 08:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
Exceptions apply
 
Flamingnun's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: roflmao
Posts: 16,425
Thanks: 132
Thanked 556 Times in 322 Posts
Probably the definitively incorrect forum too.
__________________


Originally Posted by Chuck Palahniuk
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2009, 08:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
Learner
 
Sir-Ex's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
Posts: 4,772
Thanks: 2
Thanked 21 Times in 17 Posts
ah fuck I'm stoned



MODSSSSSSSS!
__________________
Smile

Ditch the cigs!!!!!!
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2009, 08:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
you my bottom bitch
 
pacman's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: florida
Posts: 691
Thanks: 59
Thanked 180 Times in 132 Posts
shit can i get a do over
__________________
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2009, 07:08 AM   #5 (permalink)
Today, I am alive.
 
my_scatterheart's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: NJ
Posts: 765
Thanks: 272
Thanked 351 Times in 252 Posts
ahaha pacman wants it in the ass
__________________
You are beautiful.

"The people I got to know—aboriginal people in Malaysia,...they enjoyed life, they lived life. Life did not live them, as happens to us."
-Robert Wolff
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2009, 08:17 AM   #6 (permalink)
Kalyāṇa-mitrā
 
SageTree's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Unceded Carrier/Sekani Tribal Land
Posts: 4,550
Blog Entries: 15
Thanks: 1,001
Thanked 783 Times in 598 Posts
haha .....wait.....
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2009, 11:58 AM   #7 (permalink)
Learner
 
Sir-Ex's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
Posts: 4,772
Thanks: 2
Thanked 21 Times in 17 Posts
lolol


I would've thought this'd be moved to FFA.
__________________
Smile

Ditch the cigs!!!!!!
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2009, 12:03 PM   #8 (permalink)
Kalyāṇa-mitrā
 
SageTree's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Unceded Carrier/Sekani Tribal Land
Posts: 4,550
Blog Entries: 15
Thanks: 1,001
Thanked 783 Times in 598 Posts
eh more honest answers here.
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2009, 12:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
Be My Jesus...
 
Grieves's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Terra Sancta
Posts: 8,563
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 420
Thanked 600 Times in 377 Posts
neither...

wtf...
__________________
do you have another opinion


 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2009, 02:03 PM   #10 (permalink)
~ Herban Legend ~
 
The Rev's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In my head, somewhere.
Posts: 12,146
Thanks: 150
Thanked 515 Times in 293 Posts
I think you could, if you were creative, interpret the buttfuck option as being fucked by a girl with one of those oversized clits, then the jizz part could just be because she's one of those squirters. If I can make this interpretation, I take the buttfuck option. There's really no way I'm tonguing a dude's batcave.



The Rev
__________________
THE SECRET OF SUCCESS IN ALL THINGS IS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH REALITY

DISRESPECT INCORPORATED
The Order of the Illuminati

"I don't like seeing vaginas stretched out and having dead octopi fall out"
-scottishbastard


R.I.P. Governor We know you're smokin wherever you are.


 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2009, 04:18 PM   #11 (permalink)
PHD
 
Dr. Drew's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: oval office
Posts: 2,353
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 1,037
Thanked 135 Times in 103 Posts
All I heard from that is:


Originally Posted by The Rev View Post
I take the buttfuck option.

The Rev


Teh Doc
__________________
Originally Posted by Woods View Post
Life is like jumping off a cliff, living the freefall. Some cliffs are taller then others, some have clouds all the way to the ground, and some you can see it approach. Whatever the characteristics of your personal cliff, you have the same two choices. You can scream in terror at the approaching ground, whether you can see it or not, or you can yell for joy at the feeling of flying.
Originally Posted by SageTree View Post
That is a pun sun!
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2009, 05:01 PM   #12 (permalink)
~ Herban Legend ~
 
The Rev's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In my head, somewhere.
Posts: 12,146
Thanks: 150
Thanked 515 Times in 293 Posts
Taken out of context again. Twill be my downfall, methinks...



The Rev
__________________
THE SECRET OF SUCCESS IN ALL THINGS IS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH REALITY

DISRESPECT INCORPORATED
The Order of the Illuminati

"I don't like seeing vaginas stretched out and having dead octopi fall out"
-scottishbastard


R.I.P. Governor We know you're smokin wherever you are.


 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2009, 06:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
Ghetto Grower
 
dubtrice's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: USA
Posts: 399
Thanks: 59
Thanked 48 Times in 36 Posts
possibly the funniest poll ever....
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2009, 06:17 PM   #14 (permalink)
Keezheekoni
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Scam City
Posts: 16,619
Thanks: 468
Thanked 470 Times in 288 Posts
lamest thread that wishes it wasnt
__________________
Originally Posted by Mercury View Post
i've struck the absolute perfect balance between gay and smart
#yahooka trivia king.
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2009, 07:40 PM   #15 (permalink)
Onion Head Bastid
 
al-Mu'akhkhir's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: in some pussy
Posts: 3,013
Thanks: 294
Thanked 189 Times in 151 Posts
when it says "get fucked in the ass", are we talking like pumped 'til you bleed or just some slower rhythmic penetration?

Also, are we talking about tonguing a fat guy's ass or someone who's relatively clean?

kthx
__________________
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2009, 09:06 PM   #16 (permalink)
toast
 
maszac's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: madison
Posts: 336
Thanks: 101
Thanked 47 Times in 39 Posts
alot of variables
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2009, 09:16 PM   #17 (permalink)
PHD
 
Dr. Drew's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: oval office
Posts: 2,353
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 1,037
Thanked 135 Times in 103 Posts
I think this was much more suited for behind the green door.
__________________
Originally Posted by Woods View Post
Life is like jumping off a cliff, living the freefall. Some cliffs are taller then others, some have clouds all the way to the ground, and some you can see it approach. Whatever the characteristics of your personal cliff, you have the same two choices. You can scream in terror at the approaching ground, whether you can see it or not, or you can yell for joy at the feeling of flying.
Originally Posted by SageTree View Post
That is a pun sun!
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2009, 09:18 PM   #18 (permalink)
loading user title..
 
Kishar's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: subcutaneous layer
Posts: 1,656
Thanks: 27
Thanked 52 Times in 41 Posts
yea this thread is so many shades of gay i cant even give it a number
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2009, 11:25 PM   #19 (permalink)
UglyDucklingSyndrome
 
Canuck Wisdom's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 8,790
Thanks: 771
Thanked 294 Times in 237 Posts
I guess both options are the 'I'm gay' option.

I chose the licking bum one, because I can wash that away, but getting ass fucked could be damaging and jizzed in is just... ugh, I'd rather be the one licking than getting fucked.
__________________
-Knowitall A&P type-
Originally Posted by Lloydy View Post
everything in moderarion (especially moderation)
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-07-2009, 11:51 PM   #20 (permalink)
White & Ugly As Ever
 
Budzilla420's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: York, Pa
Posts: 1,927
Thanks: 0
Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts
Originally Posted by The Rev View Post
I think you could, if you were creative, interpret the buttfuck option as being fucked by a girl with one of those oversized clits, then the jizz part could just be because she's one of those squirters. If I can make this interpretation, I take the buttfuck option. There's really no way I'm tonguing a dude's batcave.



The Rev
Hmmm, thats a little better but it still involves something getting reemed in your anus...
__________________

If you cant find love you can feed your head
But you cant survive if your brain is dead

R.I.P Ken Gorman aka Gov
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 01:30 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.3.1
Inactive Reminders By Icora Web Design