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...tounge fuck another man's asshole
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...get fucked in the ass and jizzed in
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06-06-2009, 08:40 PM
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Would you rather...?
The definitive question of this millennium.
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Ditch the cigs!!!!!!
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06-06-2009, 08:45 PM
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Probably the definitively incorrect forum too.
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Originally Posted by Chuck Palahniuk
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Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
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06-06-2009, 08:46 PM
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ah fuck I'm stoned
MODSSSSSSSS!
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06-06-2009, 08:56 PM
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shit can i get a do over
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06-07-2009, 07:08 AM
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ahaha pacman wants it in the ass
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06-07-2009, 08:17 AM
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haha .....wait.....
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06-07-2009, 11:58 AM
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lolol
I would've thought this'd be moved to FFA.
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06-07-2009, 12:03 PM
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eh more honest answers here.
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06-07-2009, 12:21 PM
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neither...
wtf...
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do you have another opinion
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06-07-2009, 02:03 PM
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I think you could, if you were creative, interpret the buttfuck option as being fucked by a girl with one of those oversized clits, then the jizz part could just be because she's one of those squirters. If I can make this interpretation, I take the buttfuck option. There's really no way I'm tonguing a dude's batcave.
The Rev
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"I don't like seeing vaginas stretched out and having dead octopi fall out"
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06-07-2009, 04:18 PM
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All I heard from that is:
Originally Posted by The Rev
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I take the buttfuck option. 
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Teh Doc
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Originally Posted by Woods
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Life is like jumping off a cliff, living the freefall. Some cliffs are taller then others, some have clouds all the way to the ground, and some you can see it approach. Whatever the characteristics of your personal cliff, you have the same two choices. You can scream in terror at the approaching ground, whether you can see it or not, or you can yell for joy at the feeling of flying.
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Originally Posted by SageTree
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That is a pun sun!
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06-07-2009, 05:01 PM
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Taken out of context again. Twill be my downfall, methinks...
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R.I.P. Governor We know you're smokin wherever you are.
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06-07-2009, 06:02 PM
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possibly the funniest poll ever....
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06-07-2009, 06:17 PM
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lamest thread that wishes it wasnt
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Originally Posted by Mercury
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i've struck the absolute perfect balance between gay and smart
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#yahooka trivia king.
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06-07-2009, 07:40 PM
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when it says "get fucked in the ass", are we talking like pumped 'til you bleed or just some slower rhythmic penetration?
Also, are we talking about tonguing a fat guy's ass or someone who's relatively clean?
kthx
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06-07-2009, 09:06 PM
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alot of variables
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06-07-2009, 09:16 PM
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I think this was much more suited for behind the green door.
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Originally Posted by Woods
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Life is like jumping off a cliff, living the freefall. Some cliffs are taller then others, some have clouds all the way to the ground, and some you can see it approach. Whatever the characteristics of your personal cliff, you have the same two choices. You can scream in terror at the approaching ground, whether you can see it or not, or you can yell for joy at the feeling of flying.
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Originally Posted by SageTree
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That is a pun sun!
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06-07-2009, 09:18 PM
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yea this thread is so many shades of gay i cant even give it a number
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06-07-2009, 11:25 PM
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I guess both options are the 'I'm gay' option.
I chose the licking bum one, because I can wash that away, but getting ass fucked could be damaging and jizzed in is just... ugh, I'd rather be the one licking than getting fucked.
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Originally Posted by Lloydy
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everything in moderarion (especially moderation)
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06-07-2009, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by The Rev
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I think you could, if you were creative, interpret the buttfuck option as being fucked by a girl with one of those oversized clits, then the jizz part could just be because she's one of those squirters. If I can make this interpretation, I take the buttfuck option. There's really no way I'm tonguing a dude's batcave.

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Hmmm, thats a little better but it still involves something getting reemed in your anus...
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