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06-11-2009, 05:30 PM
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little sayings
Men are like roses, you have to look out for all the pricks.
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I'm a lvl 3 ranger right now. What world are you in? My guy is Sarlona.
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06-11-2009, 06:01 PM
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shit happens
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06-11-2009, 06:03 PM
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Life is like a penis
Turn your back on it and you'll get fucked in the ass every time.
The Rev
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THE SECRET OF SUCCESS IN ALL THINGS IS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH REALITY
DISRESPECT INCORPORATED
The Order of the Illuminati
"I don't like seeing vaginas stretched out and having dead octopi fall out"
-scottishbastard
R.I.P. Governor  We know you're smokin wherever you are.
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06-11-2009, 06:10 PM
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To each their own.
It's a matter of perspective.
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Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize.
-We are caught between a sense of higher being and the realities of our world-
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06-11-2009, 06:14 PM
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Life is like a box of cracker jacks
You have to eat alot of shit to get to the prize, which ends up sucking
The Rev
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THE SECRET OF SUCCESS IN ALL THINGS IS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH REALITY
DISRESPECT INCORPORATED
The Order of the Illuminati
"I don't like seeing vaginas stretched out and having dead octopi fall out"
-scottishbastard
R.I.P. Governor We know you're smokin wherever you are.
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06-11-2009, 06:15 PM
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Life is like an anus
Most of the time, it stinks and gives you shit, however, when you get a chance to use your penis, it can be worth all that.
The Rev
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THE SECRET OF SUCCESS IN ALL THINGS IS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH REALITY
DISRESPECT INCORPORATED
The Order of the Illuminati
"I don't like seeing vaginas stretched out and having dead octopi fall out"
-scottishbastard
R.I.P. Governor We know you're smokin wherever you are.
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06-11-2009, 06:18 PM
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How do you blind a woman?
Put a windshield in front of her.
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I'll keep my Guns, Money, and Freedom. You can keep the "change."
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06-11-2009, 06:25 PM
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no homo
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Originally Posted by Woods
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Life is like jumping off a cliff, living the freefall. Some cliffs are taller then others, some have clouds all the way to the ground, and some you can see it approach. Whatever the characteristics of your personal cliff, you have the same two choices. You can scream in terror at the approaching ground, whether you can see it or not, or you can yell for joy at the feeling of flying.
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Originally Posted by SageTree
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That is a pun sun!
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06-12-2009, 08:49 AM
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you dont get a 2nd chance to make a 1st impression.
different folks, different strokes.
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06-12-2009, 10:16 AM
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Second place is just the first looser.
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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta
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you're my ideal girl too, osirus 
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Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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06-12-2009, 10:25 AM
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Its better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM
"well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen
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06-12-2009, 10:36 AM
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imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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06-12-2009, 10:56 AM
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The new broom sweeps the room.
... but the old broom knows every corner..
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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Originally Posted by v3d4
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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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06-12-2009, 11:32 AM
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I'm a shark, I'm a shark, SUCK MY DICK I'M A SHARK!!!!
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Time is a matter of fact
when it's gone
it'll never come back
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06-12-2009, 12:17 PM
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"frying balls man!!"
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Warning:This users signatures contain one or more chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects and other reproductive harm. Wash eyeballs after reading.
"one small bump for man, one giant line for man kind"
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Originally Posted by Canuck Wisdom
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No yahookans take this time to all go out and do shittastic shit missions to tell other yahookans about hung-over tommorow morning, while smoking a bong in our PJs and recovering together drinking water.
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06-12-2009, 01:54 PM
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a penny saved, is a waste of space
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06-12-2009, 02:13 PM
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(in response to "you'll find validity in a penny")
"right, and I've got a clear pic of the loch ness sucking off a yeti."
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"well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen
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06-12-2009, 02:29 PM
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Opinions were like kittens
And I was giving them away
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do you have another opinion
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06-12-2009, 02:54 PM
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Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
Oscar Wilde
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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex
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FUCK FYUCJK FYCJ!!
I just wrote like 10 gucking PARAGRAHPS AND I HIT A FUCING LINK BYACCIDENT HOLY FUCK IM ANGRY
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06-12-2009, 03:58 PM
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"I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I understand"
-Confucius
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would you like a cone with that? 
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