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06-11-2009, 06:17 PM
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Life is...
Name a thing, anything, and I will create a saying about life is like it.
(an idea I got while jacking Turm's "Little Sayings" thread).
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"I don't like seeing vaginas stretched out and having dead octopi fall out"
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06-11-2009, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Woods
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Life is like jumping off a cliff, living the freefall. Some cliffs are taller then others, some have clouds all the way to the ground, and some you can see it approach. Whatever the characteristics of your personal cliff, you have the same two choices. You can scream in terror at the approaching ground, whether you can see it or not, or you can yell for joy at the feeling of flying.
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Originally Posted by SageTree
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That is a pun sun!
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06-11-2009, 06:26 PM
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hmm... I can't think of a single thing with which you can't make a comparison to life... ill be back... to stump you 
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06-11-2009, 06:28 PM
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DRINKIN' BEER!
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me".
Hunter S. Thompson
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06-11-2009, 06:41 PM
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turkish bathhouse.
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Originally Posted by Mercury
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i've struck the absolute perfect balance between gay and smart
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#yahooka trivia king.
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06-11-2009, 06:42 PM
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male purse / murse
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Originally Posted by Seeds&Stems
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after another opie binge, I'm happy to be able to shit also.. six fucking plunges it took to go down, I mean jesus, some got on my socks. It was like "Go down please god make it go down please ill never steal from work again oh shit above the rim...please god i'll stop pissing in the neighbors pool.....fuck its getting on my sock.
but hey at least I shit.
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R.I.P. Gov
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06-11-2009, 06:42 PM
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SPONTANEOuS
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I'll keep my Guns, Money, and Freedom. You can keep the "change."
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06-11-2009, 06:50 PM
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boris yeltsin's pancreatic sidekick
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Originally Posted by Mercury
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i've struck the absolute perfect balance between gay and smart
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#yahooka trivia king.
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06-11-2009, 07:22 PM
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vas deferens
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06-11-2009, 08:08 PM
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grate job so far rev!~!!!11 good ones!!1
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Originally Posted by Woods
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Life is like jumping off a cliff, living the freefall. Some cliffs are taller then others, some have clouds all the way to the ground, and some you can see it approach. Whatever the characteristics of your personal cliff, you have the same two choices. You can scream in terror at the approaching ground, whether you can see it or not, or you can yell for joy at the feeling of flying.
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Originally Posted by SageTree
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That is a pun sun!
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06-11-2009, 08:14 PM
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life - kind of like shooting yourself in the knee, not lethal enough to kill you, but painful enough to wish you were dead.
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Originally Posted by stonerkid
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well i diddnt see the oter thread and the rev is the shit so fuck you
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06-11-2009, 08:39 PM
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I don't know, I think the popliteal artery could make you go out pretty quick.
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I'll keep my Guns, Money, and Freedom. You can keep the "change."
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06-11-2009, 09:13 PM
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Dan Akroyd's career
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Originally Posted by Mydriasis
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Think about your bong like it's a person. It needs a shower daily man, otherwise it stinks like death.
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06-12-2009, 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Drew
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grate job so far rev!~!!!11 good ones!!1
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he must have passed out or something.
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06-12-2009, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Drew
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Life is like a penis. Looking back, you have more fun at times when it's hard.
The Rev
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06-12-2009, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Juicy_J
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Life is like an eggplant. When things are darkest, you must look within to find the light.
The Rev
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THE SECRET OF SUCCESS IN ALL THINGS IS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH REALITY
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The Order of the Illuminati
"I don't like seeing vaginas stretched out and having dead octopi fall out"
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R.I.P. Governor We know you're smokin wherever you are.
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06-12-2009, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Geeno
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turkish bathhouse.
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Life is like a turkish bathouse. If you want to save the money, you have to expect to be packed in with stinky hairy people.
The Rev
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THE SECRET OF SUCCESS IN ALL THINGS IS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH REALITY
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R.I.P. Governor We know you're smokin wherever you are.
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06-12-2009, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Being
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male purse / murse
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Life is like a man-purse. It often weighs you down, and makes you feel like a fool, but it's got everything you need right in there.
The Rev
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THE SECRET OF SUCCESS IN ALL THINGS IS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH REALITY
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"I don't like seeing vaginas stretched out and having dead octopi fall out"
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06-12-2009, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey
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SPONTANEOuS
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Has to be a thing, sorry. Spontaneous is an adjective, which is a word that could describe life, but not actually BE like life.
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THE SECRET OF SUCCESS IN ALL THINGS IS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH REALITY
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"I don't like seeing vaginas stretched out and having dead octopi fall out"
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06-12-2009, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Geeno
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boris yeltsin's pancreatic sidekick
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Huh?
Life is like Boris Yeltsin's pancreatic sidekick. No one really understands what the fuck it is, but it's always right there for you.
The Rev
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THE SECRET OF SUCCESS IN ALL THINGS IS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH REALITY
DISRESPECT INCORPORATED
The Order of the Illuminati
"I don't like seeing vaginas stretched out and having dead octopi fall out"
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R.I.P. Governor We know you're smokin wherever you are.
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