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Old 06-11-2009, 09:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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so i bought one of these

Toto | Washlet

and i have to say, my life is considerably cleaner and happier
 
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Old 06-11-2009, 09:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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how about the most refreshed you ever felt?
 
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Old 06-11-2009, 09:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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cool website
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Old 06-11-2009, 09:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Even oscillating modes?!?!?!?!

what happens if you're a guy and you push the frontal cleanser button?
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Old 06-11-2009, 10:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i want one damn

how much money u drop?
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Old 06-11-2009, 10:29 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hmm... idk... theres something about wiping my own ass that I find rewarding; vs. having it hosed off by a machine
 
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Old 06-11-2009, 10:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Very intriguing but there's one thing that bothers about it. Could a little piece of poop fall off and get into the nozzle?
 
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Old 06-11-2009, 10:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Very intriguing but there's one thing that bothers about it. Could a little piece of poop fall off and get into the nozzle?
or if it's on oscillating and you find out you aren't done so you have to try to doge it.
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Old 06-11-2009, 11:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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what happens when it doesnt wash everything off... or if you have the runs and it just washes it down your leg? you could be walking around covered in shit and not even know it!!
 
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Old 06-11-2009, 11:46 PM   #10 (permalink)
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douche is douching
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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Old 06-11-2009, 11:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I was expecting herbinator to either a) say that he invented it or b) he's had one for years.
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Old 06-12-2009, 06:57 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Favorite part about my trip tp Japan right there. Some models have heated seats.
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Old 06-12-2009, 07:12 AM   #13 (permalink)
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just buy a bidet hose or use a bottle of water.
a lot cheaper for the same thing
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the way I do it is...i take a single sheet of TP and tear a hole out of the center (saving the small piece for later) then insert my index finger into the
hole of the TP sliding it down to my knuckle then proceed to cleaning the event horizon, when finished i will grasp the sheet of TP from the backside
pulling off and removing all waste from the finger.
Remember the small piece...i take that and get under my finger nail cuz i bite my nails all the time.
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Old 06-12-2009, 09:34 AM   #14 (permalink)
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wow, what a website lol
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Old 06-12-2009, 10:14 AM   #15 (permalink)
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What's funny is most people would really love that. Unfortunately, those same people are probably far to insecure to own one. The heated seat is brilliant. I have often times dreaded sitting down on that freezing cold toilet early in the morning.
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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Old 06-12-2009, 10:54 AM   #16 (permalink)
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i don't know what kind of toilet seats you all have been sitting down on, but mine are plastic of poly-something, and sure as hell not cold as fuck when i need to get down to the biznasss
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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Old 06-12-2009, 10:58 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by herbinator45 View Post
i don't know what kind of toilet seats you all have been sitting down on, but mine are plastic of poly-something, and sure as hell not cold as fuck when i need to get down to the biznasss
You probably just keep your house warmer than most of us. It's not cold inside in the winter, but it's comfortable to wear a sweater.
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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Old 06-12-2009, 10:59 AM   #18 (permalink)
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nah b, i like my house around 19-21 degrees [celsius] all yr round..
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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Old 06-12-2009, 11:06 AM   #19 (permalink)
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nah b, i like my house around 19-21 degrees [celsius] all yr round..
So like, 65-70? I don't even know at my house. I think 70 is pretty warm, actually. 65 is probably tops what we hit in the winter.
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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Old 06-12-2009, 11:32 AM   #20 (permalink)
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i got 69 in winter, 81 in summer
 
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