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06-18-2009, 08:21 PM
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If murder wasn't a crime
Who would you kill?
I would kill...Billy Mays. God damn that guy's annoying.
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you're my ideal girl too, osirus
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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06-18-2009, 08:23 PM
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my theory is that morals and such stop us from killing eachother, not the law.
people who have the guts to kill someone aren't going to be stopped by the law.
that being said, I would kill a lot of ex girlfriends.
and their moms.
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06-18-2009, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by slapstick
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my theory is that morals and such stop us from killing eachother, not the law.
people who have the guts to kill someone aren't going to be stopped by the law.
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That's an interesting theory.
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that being said, I would kill a lot of ex girlfriends.
and their moms.
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Lol
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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta
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you're my ideal girl too, osirus
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Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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06-18-2009, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by slapstick
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that being said, I would kill a lot of ex girlfriends.
and their moms.
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06-18-2009, 09:01 PM
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if murder was legal, and people really loved their neighbors,
I would kill a bag of weed by burning it up
billy mays is richer than everyone here. so I would make friends with him!
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06-18-2009, 09:09 PM
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id kill him and take his money secretly...
ill also slaughter the dude that jacked me... damn laws...
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06-18-2009, 09:14 PM
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talk is cheap
a dealer was jacked yesterday in Sultan wash. a little sleepy town in the mountain.
he is dead now and three teens were arrested
Bob Marley
More videos
(Wo-o-o-o! Wo-o-o-o! Wooo!)
Woman hold her head and cry,
'Cause her son had been shot down in the street and died
From a stray bullet.
Woman hold her head and cry;
Explaining to her was a passerby
Who saw the woman cry (cry)
Wondering how can she work it out,
Now she knows that the wages of sin is death, yeah!
Gift of Jah is life. (life)
She cried: Ah-um, I - I know!
"Johnny was a good man," I - I know! (never did a thing wrong)
"Johnny was a good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good,
good, good, good man", (Johnny was good man)
she cried - she crie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ied!
Wo-ooh! Woman hold her head and cry,
As her son had been shot down in the street and died
Just because of the system. (system)
Woman hold her head and cry;
Comforting her I was passing by.
She complained, then she cry:
Oh-ooh-wo-ah, cry (ah-ah), yeah, I know now (ah-ah),
no I know, I know now: (Johnny was a good man)
Said I know, mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. (Never did a thing wrong)
Ah! Ah! (Johnny was a good man)
Can a woman tender care, she cried, (Never did a thing wrong)
Cease towards the child she bear? (Johnny was a good man)
Wo-ho-ho-ooh! Woman cry, woman - (Never did a thing wrong)
She cried, wo-oh! She cried, yeah! (Johnny was a good man)
Can a woman tender care
Cease towards the child she bear? (Never did a thing wrong)
Wo-now, cry! (Johnny was a good man)
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06-18-2009, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by slapstick
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my theory is that morals and such stop us from killing eachother, not the law.
people who have the guts to kill someone aren't going to be stopped by the law.
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wrong. if we didnt have laws and more importantly police and militarys to enforce said laws, humans would be reduced to animals.
morals mean nothing because a man with morals will be killed in a second by a man who wants to eat and fornicate.
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06-18-2009, 09:39 PM
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we are already animals, but we have the special gift of love and communication!
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06-18-2009, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by seattle420lover
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talk is cheap
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I was jacked and am still alive, yet the man who did the crime is nowhere to be found. Talk may be cheap, but words are very powerful when aimed at the right people.
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06-18-2009, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by seattle420lover
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we are already animals, but we have the special gift of love and communication!
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and why do you think humans have this "special gift"? and why do you think other animals dont feel love?
biological theory says its because humans are so physically adapted to killing each other that they evolved to communicate and work together, however if you take away the elite killing force and military, we are back to a tribal society.
i would also say that animals feel "love" right before they mate with each other, or they feel love for their immediate family depending on whether they are pack species
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06-18-2009, 09:47 PM
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I'd kill anyone who's ever made me angry enough to think about it for a split second.
Just like the old days.
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06-18-2009, 09:50 PM
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kill bill!...o'reilly.
actually i can't really support this thread. if murder was legal, i'd already be long taken out
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pheonce hahaha wow a ghettoer spelling would be hard to come by.
edit - pheeyonce i guess.
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06-18-2009, 09:50 PM
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i would kill anyone weaker than me
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06-18-2009, 10:32 PM
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ted youre a goner
if murdering was legal i would go on a gta iv style rampage. steal a cop car, drop grenades out my window, stop, mow some fools down with my ak. steal that viper and run over the driver. people would try to stop me, but i would be long gone to san andreas
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06-18-2009, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by slapstick
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my theory is that morals and such stop us from killing eachother, not the law.
people who have the guts to kill someone aren't going to be stopped by the law.
that being said, I would kill a lot of ex girlfriends.
and their moms.
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I'd kill you and that theory. two birds, one bullet.
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none like us, so none like us.
i got a real problem with stealing from whores.
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06-19-2009, 12:38 AM
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obama and/or stephen harper. maybe gilles duceppe also.
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06-19-2009, 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted by tedkennedy
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wrong. if we didnt have laws and more importantly police and militarys to enforce said laws, humans would be reduced to animals.
morals mean nothing because a man with morals will be killed in a second by a man who wants to eat and fornicate.
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I think the truth is somewhere in between.
There are natural reasons, that conflict with evolution or prioritizing needs/desires, for being... 'upright'.
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everything in moderarion (especially moderation)
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06-19-2009, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by pacman
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ted youre a goner
if murdering was legal i would go on a gta iv style rampage. steal a cop car, drop grenades out my window, stop, mow some fools down with my ak. steal that viper and run over the driver. people would try to stop me, but i would be long gone to san andreas
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Ok, look, murder is legal. Grand theft auto is not, especially a cop car. You would be done for in no time.
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06-19-2009, 08:47 AM
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lets see, right now crackheads and if the asshole that invented the phone was alive i'd kill him too.
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