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06-18-2009, 11:28 PM
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unofficial elephant tusk price thread
how good are your black market connections? I get pure uncut African Elephant tusks for no more than $400 and don't bother buying them if they're less than 12 feet.
Black Rhino horns are about $130 a piece, and Dragon Bones go for 33 cents a pound.
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06-18-2009, 11:45 PM
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bwehahahahahahhhahah haahhahhaha
'tis just a dream of mine to be able to say that.
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06-18-2009, 11:55 PM
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..........dragon bones you say? 
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No yahookans take this time to all go out and do shittastic shit missions to tell other yahookans about hung-over tommorow morning, while smoking a bong in our PJs and recovering together drinking water.
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06-18-2009, 11:59 PM
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my dragon bone dealer is a yeti.
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i got a real problem with stealing from whores.
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06-19-2009, 12:02 AM
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heh you mean, the illegal stuff? what if you have stuff that's old when it wasn't illegal? is that shit valuable? particularly quality statues.
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06-19-2009, 12:08 AM
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Eagle skulls are about $200 a piece for the nice ones, but we've got plenty of Orca blood, just $5 a gallon.
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06-19-2009, 12:10 AM
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oh i need a new snow leopard coat, i burned a hole in the old one
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06-19-2009, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey
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heh you mean, the illegal stuff? what if you have stuff that's old when it wasn't illegal? is that shit valuable? particularly quality statues.
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good luck selling it... doofus.
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06-19-2009, 08:33 AM
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i like where this is going...
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06-19-2009, 11:46 AM
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no gryphons? i'm surprised waves hasn't requested one yet.
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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06-19-2009, 12:11 PM
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yo hook me up with some ostrich eggs. none of that emu shit this time. im talkin wild african ass ostrich
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06-19-2009, 12:29 PM
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Giant Panda ovaries just hit the street around here, they're $60/pair right now, gonna wait til the price goes down.
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Say what I mean and I don't give a damn
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We must all be foolish at times, it is one of the conditions of liberty.
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06-19-2009, 12:46 PM
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I need 7 quarts of elf semen, 2 ounces of shaved tiger's eye, and a dalup of the earwax of an albino black rhino...got a quote for me kitch...?
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do you have another opinion
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06-19-2009, 01:01 PM
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hey hey grieves, hold up there, I'm not selling any of this stuff. This thread is for information purposes only. And anyway, ya know how many elves you'd have to jerk off to get 7 quarts of semen?
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Say what I mean and I don't give a damn
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We must all be foolish at times, it is one of the conditions of liberty.
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That old whisky drinking, bluegrass listening, North Face wearing, all night roaming rambler he'll always be.
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06-19-2009, 01:07 PM
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you think I could get like 16 golden eagles feet?
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06-19-2009, 01:07 PM
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kitch, wut if im a elephant and i haz a tusk i want to sell to you for blackmarket price
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06-19-2009, 01:11 PM
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As a general rule I try not to deal with elephants, they're always trying to steal your peanuts with their trunks.
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Say what I mean and I don't give a damn
I do believe and I am who I am
-Robert Hunter
We must all be foolish at times, it is one of the conditions of liberty.
-Walt Whitman
That old whisky drinking, bluegrass listening, North Face wearing, all night roaming rambler he'll always be.
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06-19-2009, 01:15 PM
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I LIKe A PEANUTS  !!!!!!
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06-19-2009, 03:41 PM
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06-19-2009, 03:54 PM
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expensive, but i can get raw adamantium ore for $25/lb
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